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Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

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    #452
    vicwatson
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    bottlebrush wrote: »
    I am unclear - are those who could not make it in to work docked a day's pay?

    They should be


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    #453
    Greasy Tool
    Registered Users Posts: 2,966 ✭✭✭Greasy Tool


    Fann Linn wrote: »
    Joe doin' de auld Jem Larkin with de arms.

    He musta gorra few tips offa de Billy Barry wan , so to speak ,


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    #454
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Oh, me ball cock is frozen. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #455
    gadgiemagoo
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    TheHomeService wrote: »
    Look at the pile of newspapers beside Joe. I’m sure he has personally paid for each one :-)
    He sure hasn't personally read em all :P


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    Odyssey 2005
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    Nothing worse than a frozen ballcock
    Sore thing


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    #457
    Atlantic Dawn
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    There's only one fooking pipe coming out of the boiler, it's not a fooking oil terminal your looking at.


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    #458
    floraldream
    Registered Users Posts: 163 ✭✭floraldream


    vicwatson wrote: »
    They are ALL crooked bastards

    We are ALL crooked bastards on this blessed day


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    #459
    anthonyjmaher
    Registered Users Posts: 2,022 ✭✭✭anthonyjmaher


    These "clever dick", self appointed authorities on safety get on my t1ts.
    Tony: "Joe, I just wanted to let your listeners know that it's very important when it's snowing, to put one foot in front of the other, or else you could fall over in the snow"
    Joe: "Oh that's very important Tony, that's very important well done well done".


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    #460
    Odyssey 2005
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    Knows lots about nothing.


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    #461
    BarryD2
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    Queue, loads of OAPs trying to climb into their attics with resultant ambulance chaos.


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    Atlantic Dawn
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    Hacksaws and pipes, eh no don't advise listeners to Loiveline to do that or the gasmain coming in to the house will end up cut.


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    #463
    vicwatson
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    Plumbing advice on liveline

    De biler


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    #464
    Uncharted
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    Joe scanning pornhub on the tablet through boredom about boiling water...


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    #465
    Skid X
    Registered Users Posts: 21,444 ✭✭✭✭Skid X


    https://twitter.com/SimonHarrisTD/status/969220802389381122


    ... Simon says "If I am really nice to you and hail you as being wonderful will you never mention those patches ever again?"


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    #466
    joe6pack
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    I dont think its a good idea to go on the national broadcaster and tell people to take a hacksaw to the boiler pipes.


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    #467
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    DIY Boiler repairs. What could possibly go wrong.


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    #468
    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Yeh Im just going out in the Status Red to get some lagging for me bilier


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    #469
    Dan Jaman
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    There will be a rash of scalded householders. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #470
    Oops69
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    Daftest / dangerous advice from this dope


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    #471
    Atlantic Dawn
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    Can RTE put on some nice fillum at 4pm to watch?


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    #472
    Oops69
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    Daftest / dangerous advice from this dope


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    #473
    BPKS
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    "Go outside with your kettle of water" says Joe


    Tomorrow Liveline:


    Joe, I scalded me hand................its a disgrace


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    #474
    BarryD2
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    70, 69, 68, 67, 66 ................ get in!


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    #475
    [Deleted User]
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    Joe must indeed staying overnight in de stewdio as he see all need to be off roads


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    #476
    Atlantic Dawn
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    Michael Lynn picked a bad time to head back to Ireland, he will be freezing his bollix off when he arrives back.


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    #477
    anthonyjmaher
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    What does it matter ffs, if the people are refusing to go in to the hostels then there is nothing the state can do for them. Get off your soapbox.


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    #478
    Oops69
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    Does half this country work in communide support


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    #479
    Uncharted
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    You'd swear there was no homeless anywhere else in the country apart from Dublin.


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    #480
    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Can RTE put on some nice fillum at 4pm to watch?

    It calls for It's a wonderful Life


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    Odyssey 2005
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    Oops69 wrote: »
    Daftest / dangerous advice from this dope

    Two dopes


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