Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

Odyssey 2005

Bizzare...

zell12

I'm not following this at all

2smiggy

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zell12

Dan Jaman wrote: »

<ring ring>
"Paddy Power."
"Hello, this is Dermot."
<aside> "Oh shyt, it's that loony again."
"Just play along with him."
"Howarya Dermot, we'll send you a load of bumph in the post. Bye."

This call is recorded for training purposes

boardise

Is 'beep' the new 'bleep' ?

Odyssey 2005

zell12 wrote: »

I'm not following this at all

Neither is either of those talking on the radio. Don't feel so bad.

anthonyjmaher

Bet D'Arcy gives a whole sermon on gambling at the start of the show.

2smiggy

BarryD2 wrote: »

Was this guy on before?? Boasting about his gambling acuity.

i think so, few years ago

zell12

PaddyPower declining free publicity. Shock!

MmmChocolate

I was yeah Philip - wait, do you think it was spraypainting the cashier windows while roaring "COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS" that might actually have been the problem after all?

zell12

♪ Under my umbrella eile eile eile

Odyssey 2005

anthonyjmaher wrote: »

Bet D'Arcy gives a whole sermon on gambling at the start of the show.

Is he back.?. Thought he was told to tow the vacation line when he returned to the mother ship with his 1/2 mill pay packet.

zell12

More pain.

thecretinhop

Imagine pbh in e and a department he would probably wear a metal diving suit to avoid peasants germs goooood lord bouncing around the metal

zell12

A cage in your wha?

boardise

Poor old Ireland seems doomed to be a land of rain and pain

Odyssey 2005

PBH can tell your pain by your voice. He's wasted on the radio !!!

somesoldiers

Did all PBHs mates abandon him coz he was a pain in the hole?

BarryD2

Hope PBH wasn't overdoing it, when he was going around in the Rangerover and pulling the public out of snowdrifts??

Odyssey 2005

Summat going on with the thread.? Taking ages to update. Or is PBH boaring the arse off everyone.?

Dan Jaman

BarryD2 wrote: »

Hope PBH wasn't overdoing it, when he was going around in the Rangerover and pulling the public out of snowdrifts??

He strained his elbow waving them off! :eek:

thecretinhop

Dan Jaman wrote: »

He strained his elbow waving them off! :eek:

More like throwing stones at the riff raff

Roger_007

Beth placing bets?

Del.Monte

A gambler who is such a threat to the bookies that they bar him. :rolleyes:

zell12

PaddyPower to sue Lahvlahn in 5, 4, 3..

BarryD2

The cadgers.. name and shame them, quick.

Dan Jaman

PBH taking lessons from Joe and got the Range Rover warmed up ready to dive in and off to his estate.

MmmChocolate

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

He's wasted on the radio !!!

That would explain a lot.

ButtersSuki

J Mysterio wrote: »

I don't normally listen to Liveline or read this thread, but could you have a bit of empathy?

Bunch a wănkers in here to be fair.

I love when people drop into the thread and based on a snapshot at any time think we're the **** here, not Joe/PBH. If only they could hear Fateen when he's twisting the knife he's stuck into some mother who's lost a child and asking her for all of the gory details and pushing her further and further and further until he eventually breaks her and gets the tears his ego and misery porn fetishes demand of him....then cuts her off with a "I'm way over time, Yew Ormond produced, Ray D'Arcy is next" while he rushes to the heated seats in the waiting Jag as he attempts to bear the "rush hour" traffic at 3pm home to modest abode in Clontarf and has forgotten her completely before the Sennheiser headphones even touch the desk. That's empathy.

ButtersSuki

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 65
Joe Shows: 53
No Show Joe Shows: 12
Breakeens 4 Joe: 12
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 7
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year: €132,500*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.