Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

bottlebrush

I made that bread Joe but the electricity went and I couldn't bake it. disgrace Joe. and I got scalded filling up the flask and cut my hand sawing the pipes. then I fell down from the attic
tomorrow's show.

Atlantic Dawn

Is he finishing at Fifteen Hunderid hours?

DoctorEdgeWild

Sid knocking up a batch of porridge bread in his car.

Rock Lesnar

BarryD2 wrote: »

Haven't heard anyone mention the birds yet? Poor little creatures need a bit of feeding and water. More important that most of this guff.

Funny you should say that caller cos there is an incredible battle taking place right now out on the feeder as we speak

anthonyjmaher

Uncharted wrote: »

Duffy hamming it up for de cameras so to speak.

He'll have his top off and be searching for his genie by 3 o'clock

Mike Guide 69

Hope Sid was taking down the ingredients as well,him that has principles,ffs

Dan Jaman

DoctorEdgeWild wrote: »

Sid knocking up a batch of porridge bread in his car.

With Doris, from the library.

vicwatson

What the FOOK are the pensioners gonna do with their money TODAY?

anthonyjmaher

All the lone parents to ring in now, giving out that the pubs are closed.

vicwatson

Smoke break caller?

Odyssey 2005

Ten Pin wrote: »

What's the legalities of watching the radio on the TV...

It's ok so long as you have a dog licence

Martina1991

bottlebrush wrote: »

The hse staff I mean

Simon Harris tweeted today:
"Important message for health service staff. Anyone who cannot get to work or whose work place is closed will receive emergency leave with pay & will not have to make up time".

So those that don't live near their hospital or nursing home have the next 2 days off and get paid for it? While the rest of us who happen to live near by have to come to work in short staffed conditions and still provide a full service.

somesoldiers

if only there was a way of giving people money without them having to come in to the post office

BarryD2

BarryD2 wrote: »

Haven't heard anyone mention the birds yet? Poor little creatures need a bit of feeding and water. More important that most of this guff.

Ive left stuff for de robin on de balcony dat twitters all day and night, and whose birdsong my cat tries to imitate

Skid X

Mike Guide 69 wrote: »

Hope Sid was taking my down the ingredients as well,him that has principles,ffs

I'm going to answer all questions like Sid from now on


Garda pulls me over "What speed were you doing?" I'll just say "I have my principles."


Boss asks me "What time do you call this?" when I roll in late - "I have my principles"

etc

Greasy Tool

bottlebrush wrote: »

I made that bread Joe but the electricity went and I couldn't bake it. disgrace Joe. and I got scalded filling up the flask and cut my hand sawing the pipes. then I fell down from the attic
tomorrow's show.

Briklliant !! LOL ! Joe tellin' pensioners to take a hacksaw to the heating system !!

bottlebrush

BarryD2 wrote: »

Haven't heard anyone mention the birds yet? Poor little creatures need a bit of feeding and water. More important that most of this guff.

There'll be plenty of crumbs by the time every one makes that bread

Standing Bear

Don't forget, everybody - home and under the bed by 4pm. :rolleyes:

Rock Lesnar

Theres only 1 person shutting down in 60secs

Uncharted

Such a sycophantic lick arse...... pension this, welfare that,you're brilliant. ....grate grate,well dun well dun

Topgear on Dave

somesoldiers wrote: »

if only there was a way of giving people money without them having to come in to the post office

"Bad business" for an post so to speak... everybody likes to protect their patch...

NIMAN

T-61, til doomsday.

pilly

Carina is terrible.

Atlantic Dawn

somesoldiers wrote: »

if only there was a way of giving people money without them having to come in to the post office

A sort of cashless society where a person would have some kind of card type device which would entitle them to a certain level of credit at various establishments.

Odyssey 2005

W.O.W.

TheHomeService

Carina is saying exactly the same thing at the end of this ridiculous programme as she did at the beginning. Pretty much word for word.

Odyssey 2005

Hero's all of them.

Atlantic Dawn

I'm off to TV3 for me misery viewing.

Dan Jaman

The terrible audio quality from Mt Leinster improved over the last hour. I wonder if the transmitter was on low power.

bottlebrush

Martina1991 wrote: »

Simon Harris tweeted today:
"Important message for health service staff. Anyone who cannot get to work or whose work place is closed will receive emergency leave with pay & will not have to make up time".

So those that don't live near their hospital or nursing home have the next 2 days off and get paid for it? While the rest of us who happen to live near by have to come to work in short staffed conditions and still provide a full service.

my thoughts exactly. that's why I wondered if people who actually worked would get time off, for balance and fairness otherwise why should people who live near bother to go into work in the next emergency