Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

Dan Jaman

BarryD2 wrote: »

Rory Cowan on with Ray. At least we've got a fair warning.

Yep; seems like Rory's agent has been busy plugging him again. Must be a bit worried about lack of gigs.

somesoldiers

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Yep; seems like Rory's agent has been busy plugging him again. Must be a bit worried about lack of gigs.

I thought he had a diploma in marketing, you'd think he'd be getting hounded out of it on linkedIn with dem qualifications and dat

dvcireland

somesoldiers wrote: »

I thought he had a diploma in marketing, you'd think he'd be getting hounded out of it on linkedIn with dem qualifications and dat

Researcher Required.

No experience, knowledge of world events or cop on required.

Contact: joe@rte.ie

ButtersSuki

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Yep; seems like Rory's agent has been busy plugging him again. Must be a bit worried about lack of gigs.

Keep dat up (dat's wat she said) and you'll be writing a Panto for De Chrimbo and dat.

ButtersSuki

somesoldiers wrote: »

I thought he had a diploma in marketing, you'd think he'd be getting hounded out of it on linkedIn with dem qualifications and dat

I thought it was PR?


And no, they're not the same!

ButtersSuki

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 67
Joe Shows: 53
No Show Joe Shows: 14
Breakeens 4 Joe: 14
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 9
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year: €132,500*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

ButtersSuki

Don't forget....he is (or may be) coming back on Monday, so to speak:

sligojoek

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Every programme on rte today has had problems with they're phone lines...

News at one was chronis. Not helped by Aine Lawlor stuttering and stammering and getting a lot of things wrong. Time to put her out to grass.

zell12 wrote: »

PBH talking about MMA is just odd.

FYP

Dan Jaman wrote: »

What kind of nonsense is it to apply Irish law to an American situation?

It's nodda croime in Oireland. It's nodda croime in Oireland. It's nodda croime in Oireland

ButtersSuki

I didn't listen today (I didn't even read the thread)...should I listen back?

Jeff2

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I didn't listen today (I didn't even read the thread)...should I listen back?

No. It was a pile.

thecretinhop

Fateen is back todays show

dont give money to my son
Spitting and fighting a disgrace
Etc

Whoy the camp outro joe whoy??

BPKS

Will we hear about the disgrace of removing da dubs flag from da ha'penny bridge?

Mannix Flynn was on NT about it this morning

Hector Savage

Is the MAN the LEGEND , the ONE AND ONLY .... JOE back today ??

Oops69

If he’s back , how many minutes before he gets his fix of pain / disease/ death or sewercoide ... 5 or less I’d say.

Dan Jaman

First suspect is always the husband.

Hector Savage

withless

Let the misery flow...

somesoldiers

Whereabouts in India!

sounds like the Rajneeshees for anyone that has seen Wild Wild Country on netflix

Oops69

Complementary medicine has no place in treatment of psychosis ..... I feel there’s some guilt here .

Ally Dick

I ate Liga as a child

Hector Savage

ButtersSuki wrote: »

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 67
Joe Shows: 53
No Show Joe Shows: 14
Breakeens 4 Joe: 14
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 9
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year: €132,500*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

I bloody love these!!!!!

Odyssey 2005

Indian take-away

Ally Dick

If her caste is inferior, the Indian police wont care

Dan Jaman

Yeah; it's like the Indian police are sitting around all day and have nothing else to do but look for a missing Westerner.

Uncharted

Latvian adult goes missing in India........

Ring lahvlahn to spread coverage?

somesoldiers

I can see the story on loads of Indian sites

Oops69

It’s a country of 1.2 billion , where does he think she is , castle bar or somewhere ?

somesoldiers

here we go- he went all Charles Bronson on it

Dan Jaman

There's more than his side to the story.

withless

"Irish national Andrew Jordan had suffered a nervous breakdown."

They asked him to come on I'll bet.