Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

ButtersSuki

Joe's pronunciation of Douglas as "Dug-less" was also a highlight. As were the countless and unnecessary use of one of his crutch words/phrases "Whoy? Whoy? Whoy?". Worth every cent.

Terrontress

Douglas isn’t what I was expecting

https://www.linkedin.com/in/doug-gordon-216091b/

It gets worse. His father in law had cancer, leading Dougless to move back to Ireland and heal him, assisted by love and hugs from Drugless’ wife and kids.

http://www.bodyhealthandsoul.com/about-me/

Dan Jaman

Terrontress wrote: »

Douglas isn’t what I was expecting

https://www.linkedin.com/in/doug-gordon-216091b/

It gets worse. His father in law had cancer, leading Dougless to move back to Ireland and heal him, assisted by love and hugs from Drugless’ wife and kids.

http://www.bodyhealthandsoul.com/about-me/

Hmm... the BS is strong with this one.

ButtersSuki

Terrontress wrote: »

Douglas isn’t what I was expecting

https://www.linkedin.com/in/doug-gordon-216091b/

He’s almost xactly like I pictured him from his voice tbh.

ButtersSuki

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Hmm... the BS is strong with this one.

On anudder day, Fateen would be gunning for a caller like Dug-less; questioning his qualifications and dat and chastising him for giving hope to de people (when only Fateen and padres are allowed do dat). As it suited his narrative yesterday and no doubt de mudder and Dug-less are friends with someone in RTE and day needed a bit of an auld plug-een for Dug-lesssessssssessssss business so fire away and get a bih of a buzz goin’ caller......

JMNolan

Dougie says he is such a great salesperson yet he couldn't sell me on this BS -

I left after 9 years there to come back to Ireland to look after my father in law, who had cancer and kidney issues. He's 85 and is in great health now following a healing with me and the power of love and hugs from his daughter and my children.

Dan Jaman

JMNolan wrote: »

Dougie says he is such a great salesperson yet he couldn't sell me on this BS -

That's the Power of Woo, from the Woo Master 1st Dan Black Belt in Boollockology, Dug Lasssss San.

jelutong

ButtersSuki wrote: »

On anudder day, Fateen would be gunning for a caller like Dug-less; questioning his qualifications and dat and chastising him for giving hope to de people (when only Fateen and padres are allowed do dat). As it suited his narrative yesterday and no doubt de mudder and Dug-less are friends with someone in RTE and day needed a bit of an auld plug-een for Dug-lesssessssssessssss business so fire away and get a bih of a buzz goin’ caller......

Aithnionn ciarog ciarog eile mar sin a labairth?

ButtersSuki

jelutong wrote: »

Aithnionn ciarog ciarog eile mar sin a labairth?

Gub row mott ogut a chara jelutong - are you one of de Cabra jelutongs so to speak?

To paraphrase Fateen - don't do de accent Gway-El-gah.

ButtersSuki

JMNolan wrote: »

Joes interview + my lunch = zzzzzz

Wat colour was yer lunch?

2smiggy

what could be on today's show ?

can't be as bad as yesterdays at least, or could it :eek:

ButtersSuki

Possibly coming up twoday's show:

• 20 years ago twoday De Good Friday Agreement and dat was signed so to speak. Some people aren't happy with how much credit they're getting or not getting so to speak. A sly way to introduce Bertie perhaps?
• How de we not know in dis modren age how many people/chisler were killed in Nordren Ireland and dat so to speak?
• Did you have any contact with de Indian Cult featured on de Netflix show and dat? Call us now for an impartial and unbiased discussion on it. It's obviously bad and not good like Dug-less would be de impliaction from fateen's tone dare
• Frank from Cork (allegedly) says "don't do de accent give munny to de unwell as day will buy de drugs and dat"

Camp voyis outro? Of course! Of course!

ButtersSuki

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 69
Joe Shows: 55
No Show Joe Shows: 14
Breakeens 4 Joe: 14
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 9
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year: €137,500*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

bottlebrush

2smiggy wrote: »

what could be on today's show ?

can't be as bad as yesterdays at least, or could it :eek:

three thousand deaths or is it around three and a half thousand deaths in the troubles. a lot of deaths anyway. plus an Indian fraudster from back in the eighties

ButtersSuki

2smiggy wrote: »

what could be on today's show ?

can't be as bad as yesterdays at least, or could it :eek:

Be careful what you wish for - it could actually be worse.

ButtersSuki

bottlebrush wrote: »

three thousand deaths or is it around three and a half thousand deaths in the troubles. a lot of deaths anyway. plus an Indian fraudster from back in the eighties

Or tree tousing wan hundred. Dare were tree options caller.

Telly poll:
For 3,000 Text 3 to Foyve Wan Dubble Foyve Wan
For 3,100 Text Y to Foyve Wan Dubble Foyve Wan
For 3,500 Text N to Foyve Wan Dubble Foyve Wan

sligojoek

It'll be all about de deaths in de trubbles.

ButtersSuki

Joe: Mary from Belfast on Lahn 2. Mary, you're in your 80's now and you lived through the wurst of de Troubles, but tell me dis Mary, wat were your Top Tree Favourite Deaths of de Troubles and dat? And wat were your favourite funerals?

SEPT 23 1989

he seems to be investigating another cult

somesoldiers

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

he seems to be investigating another cult

the Rajneeshees is it, so to speak? on Netflix Wild Wild Country
Joe must have been watching it on the EyePad on his holidays

Uncharted

somesoldiers wrote: »

the Rajneeshees is it, so to speak? on Netflix Wild Wild Country

No, the GAA

Greybottle

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

he seems to be investigating another cult

Leo Varadker?



Oh sorry, I read that wrong,....you said "Cult".

somesoldiers

What was the fillum

somesoldiers

Just another day in Compton

Hector Savage

Red Luas ... should be LL Gold ..

Odyssey 2005

Is this not a call for the Garda not judge Joe?

ButtersSuki

DIS WAS NOT ON DE PROMO.

Lol at Fateen wit a dig at Conor McGregor. So predictable.

Odyssey 2005

What's this lads connection to Duffy?.

Odyssey 2005

Hero FM.

Dan Jaman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Gub row mott ogut a chara jelutong .

Amusingly, Googtrans has that as Indonesian. Who knew Fateen was a world linguist.