Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

TheHomeService

Joe hates dogs.

Uncharted

What colour was the dog caller?

somesoldiers

ah Staffy- never bit anyone before

Odyssey 2005

Prime time radio ...a dog fight

Odyssey 2005

Uncharted wrote: »

What colour was the dog caller?

Red

ButtersSuki

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Prime time radio ...a dog fight

Only de important stories.

somesoldiers

Where's the "Ah here leave it out" woman when you need her

thecretinhop

Kick the dog in the bollix

somesoldiers

ISPCA on line one

thecretinhop

Dublindolye dundee

ButtersSuki

"Stick a finger up its hole" was the advice once given on Da Lahv Lahn for this type of situation.

Odyssey 2005

somesoldiers wrote: »

ISPCA on line one

They wouldn't lower themselves

thecretinhop

Intake of breath

TheHomeService

Sharp intake of breath from Duffy.

swingking

Shihziu — a zoo with no animals

Dan Jaman

Fecking trophy mutts that are badly trained are like walking down the road carrying a handful of sweating gelignite.

ButtersSuki

If this attack was exactly as described by the caller the shi'tzu would be dead.

And I say this as someone heavily involved in animal welfare.

TheHomeService

Surprise surprise.

Uncharted

Versatis patch fer a foyver would cure yer poodle missus.....

2smiggy

'what colour is da **** zoo ?'

Rock Lesnar

Can we get Teddy on the line

TheHomeService

"Face Buke"

TheHomeService

Vets bills will be mentioned.

ButtersSuki

"Teddy was thrown around like a teddy".


he can't help himself. Occasionally I feel sorry for him. He's such a simple man....not a man of simple means now, but a simple man.

Odyssey 2005

Was the dog called after the ice cream shop missus

Odyssey 2005

ButtersSuki wrote: »

"Teddy was thrown around like a teddy".


he can't help himself. Occasionally I feel sorry for him. He's such a simple man....not a man of simple means now, but a simple man.

:):)

Uncharted

Sure these bull staffs are flying up n down on the red line luas watching ufc,doing their Mc Gregor moves...... tut.

TheHomeService

What colour was the muzzle that wasn't used?

Dan Jaman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

If this attack was exactly as described by the caller the shi'tzu would be dead.

And I say this as someone heavily involved in animal welfare.

That's about the size of it. If the Staffy had been in earnest the Chitzu would have been a snack.
Reminds me of a time when large dug was tethered outside the butchers while its owner was inside. A small Yorky-type was yapping at it and running around. The large dug clamped it in its jaws, threw it up the road and went back to sitting patiently.
The small dug was unharmed, but fecked off, quietly.

ButtersSuki

Sharp intake of breath again.