Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

Mike Guide 69

Thats some diagnosis, was it Dr Nick Riviera that he went to???

Dan Jaman

Joe's hunger for the grisly details is sickening.

Uncharted

You can't mention Newstalk caller!!!!

Dan Jaman

Mike Guide 69 wrote: »

Thats some diagnosis, was it Dr Nick Riviera that he went to???

The advice to keep busy was fairly sound, but where de feck to find the money to buy 50 acres of turf, in the midst of a recession?

anthonyjmaher

I didn't know that you were allowed quote George Hook on the liberal media any more?

withless

"lookin at de telly, wathcin de telly..."


what was the other one he said?

Uncharted

Dan Jaman wrote: »

The advice to keep busy was fairly sound, but where de feck to find the money to buy 50 acres of turf, in the midst of a recession?

I know, I could only afford 35 acres at the time...

withless

withless wrote: »

"lookin at de telly, wathcin de telly..."


what was the other one he said?

Engaging wit de telly.... we have to use our imagination on dat one

TheHomeService

It took me all of 30 seconds to find signs at the Gap of Dunloe warning about the narrow roads.

But it's ok for Duffy to say that there are none!!!

https://www.tripadvisor.ie/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g186612-d659775-i276197911-Gap_of_Dunloe-Killarney_County_Kerry.html

2smiggy

Joe faux worry about the child ...

somesoldiers

lets talk about mental Health- but don't let the chislers hear coz there's a stigma

Uncharted

Padre Joe carin' fer de chisselers...... aww.


Puke!

Del.Monte

"I don't want you say things" What the ****?

SEPT 23 1989

sounded like Carol Ann from Poltergeist

anthonyjmaher

Don't tell me how to parent my child

Uncharted

anthonyjmaher wrote: »

Don't tell me how to parent my child

But Joe has de expeeeereince from minding de 3 twins an dat

withless

Deleted User wrote: »

Engaging wit de telly.... we have to use our imagination on dat one

Is Joe Duffy Andy Kaufman? I think thats it! Its a roo-uys the whole thing!

BPKS

Is this a first?

A positive HSE story on Liveline.

Joe got bored at that

BPKS

BPKS wrote: »

Is this a first?

A positive HSE story on Liveline.

I know somebody who availed of Psychiatric Nurse home call service and found it to be excellent.

Uncharted

A big faux heartfelt" mind yerself "coming up in 3...2....1....

Dan Jaman

So, instead of calling about the lack of follow-up, he just sits and waits for years?

I have to say, a lot of people who are depressed or have mental issues, are terribly self absorbed

BPKS

And now to cheer everybody up its over to Raaaaaaaaaaay D'Arcy.

TheHomeService

"This country is for the heatly and the wealty" bemoans Louth man.

I've had occasion to be attending a doctor over recent weeks. Every time I go, I check in on an "Eye Pad" on the wall. If you have to pay, you are directed to a cashier/receptionist and shell out €55. I am one of the very, very few who has to pay. The waiting room is always full of people who don't pay a red cent, directly at least.

Mike Guide 69

Sadly this type of scenario with the delay of getting seeing to by health professionals happens quite regularly with the health service. My dad, who sadly is in the early stages of alzheimers , was meant to be visited on two ocassions last month by a doctor and a nurse, to carry out cognitive testing. They never turned up on the scheduled days, not even a phone call to say they were delayed or cancelling and when you want to make another appointment to get seen to, you're immediately put on another waiting list, unreal it is....

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

What frame?

Bingo

We haven't had that one in a while.....de Dictionary Toilet Paper landed on de letter F today obviously.

mountain wrote: »

Was Dee Forbes sitting at her desk, thinking "we need some serious radio broadcasting and comment about Syria", lets get our best reporter on it....


Really this has no place on a show like Liveline.

Ah...are you new here?:rolleyes::pac:

withless wrote: »

Joe "Do ye think dis could be a 'road to Damascus' conversion for Trump?"

Caller: anyway joe I have to get back to work

Did Fateen really say dat so to speak? I know anything is possible with Fateen and de attempts at wurdplay and puns and dat....but really? Did he do de giggle fit after saying it too? He's like a child. A very rich, fat and spoilt child whose parents can't control him and he's let do and say anything without fear of punishment or being reprimanded in any way.

buried wrote: »

What in the f**k was the point of that? F**king ghoul

Ah...are you new here?

TheHomeService wrote: »

It took me all of 30 seconds to find signs at the Gap of Dunloe warning about the narrow roads.

But it's ok for Duffy to say that there are none!!!

https://www.tripadvisor.ie/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g186612-d659775-i276197911-Gap_of_Dunloe-Killarney_County_Kerry.html

Ah...are you new here?

Do you not know facts are optional on Da Lahv Lahn?

ButtersSuki

Missed de show and dat but from a quick glance at the thread it was fairly quiet in here and a poor show....am I right or am I right and dat so to speak?

ButtersSuki

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 70
Joe Shows: 56
No Show Joe Shows: 14
Breakeens 4 Joe: 14
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 9
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year: €140,000*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

thecretinhop

Fateen is the proverbial barrel bomb of unsubtle and moribound conversation as a host when a serious topic arrives