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Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

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  • Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Vayh hickle.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 6,586 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    fateen comparing himself to snow plough drivers


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭NickNickleby


    veh hicle


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,519 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    It’s called a trailer Kevin,wrap up!!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭NickNickleby


    fateen comparing himself to snow plough drivers

    FYP


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    The ‘Oul reunion call fell flat on its face 😄


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Is it normal for a Dubliner to pronounce vehicle like that ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 82,687 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Weatherman fella ordering a Cardlesberg there for himself.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 54 ✭✭Standing Bear


    Difficult to believe that a TCD graduate can't pronounce vehicle, but I suppose it's because he's a wannabe Garda. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭NickNickleby


    Is it normal for a Dubliner to pronounce vehicle like that ?

    suggests lots of contact wit de Garda


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  • Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Is it normal for a Dubliner to pronounce vehicle like that ?

    It takes years of training at Templemore for that.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Prognosis? Gotta be terminal


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,093 ✭✭✭jojofizzio


    Gerry needs a pee by the look of it...getting very antsy in his chair


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭NickNickleby


    woooo, technical: M-P-R-N


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    “Well done for your carbon monoxide alarm” says Joe


  • Registered Users Posts: 82,687 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Emergency Jewrex supplies.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,510 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Joe waiting for the calls of thanks to him, and his “staff” for keeping the country updated.

    Ok ok ok ok I’ve finally cracked a big ‘shout out’ for everyone who did their jobs over the ‘crisis’,fooohrking twitter saturated with it, everyone bigging themselves up big time, ‘heroic’ ‘battling’ and other adjectives thrown around like confetti.

    A big fuhhrking shout out to everybody........ok happy now

    Jaysus......that’s a relief......


  • Registered Users Posts: 82,687 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    He's schilling his Twitter handle.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭NickNickleby


    or how crap the snow plough driver is


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,050 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Lots of Emma's and Emman's been conceived

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,800 ✭✭✭Fann Linn


    Difficult to believe that a TCD graduate can't pronounce vehicle, but I suppose it's because he's a wannabe Garda. :D

    Even in Trinno there is always someone who comes bottom of the class.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,589 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    "there's no cars on the road and it's very quiet"

    that could be any day of the year in Longford to be honest...


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭NickNickleby


    Fann Linn wrote: »
    Even in Trinno there is always someone who comes bottom of the class.

    its an ESSENTIAL qualification for de lahvlahn


  • Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    or how crap the snow plough driver is

    Or the baldy tyres on the plough.
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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    Is it normal for a Dubliner to pronounce vehicle like that ?
    Joe doesn't speak Dublinese , he has his own fecked up pidgin english ... hence we rip the piss out of him.


  • Registered Users Posts: 82,687 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Ffs, the civil defence not trained for snow, do you need to go on a fooking safe pass course to learn for to jaysus shovel snow?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭lazygal


    Would it help if a plane scattered versatis patches over the whole country?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭NickNickleby


    lazygal wrote: »
    Would it help if a plane scattered versatis patches over the whole country?

    HAHAHAHHAHA, brilliant


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,050 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    RTE correspondents auctioning their Winter coats to fund post Storm Emma clean up

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Ffs, the civil defence not trained for snow, do you need to go on a fooking safe pass course to learn for to jaysus shovel snow?

    Oh, jeez, I was using a shovel earlier without a licence.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




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