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Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

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  • Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Mr Whippy? Oooerr..
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Ice cream van salesman in Carlow's inshuredance goes up.....NATIONAL NEWS STORY.


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe straight in with the gross exaggeration.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Whats the story with insurance in Ireland tho seriously ?

    40 year old drivers who have lived away for 10 years being quoted 2,500€ per year insurance ... wtf...


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,022 ✭✭✭anthonyjmaher


    I'd say he has all the ice cream puns printed out on the table in front of him, queued up and ready to go.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    The irony of Joe saying that Storm Ophelia and the snow didn't kill the ice cream business. Everytime I think he can't be any dumber, he totally outdoes himself.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Total f*cking corrupt backslapping joke.

    Fat cats doing each other favours ripping this guy off ...


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,603 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    I suppose till they sort out the compo culture here, and the way insurance companies seem to pay out on nearly anything, the cost of insurance is just going to increase for us all :mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Whats the story with insurance in Ireland tho seriously ?

    40 year old drivers who have lived away for 10 years being quoted 2,500€ per year insurance ... wtf...

    once you go out of the country you are dead to them, nonsense, they could just as easily take NCB from UK, US, Oz etc


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,022 ✭✭✭anthonyjmaher


    If he loses his license, it will be a Rocky Road for him.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    I'd say he has all the ice cream puns printed out on the table in front of him, queued up and ready to go.

    that is exactly what he does, then thinks he's the great fella


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,603 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    Wat happened...so to speak?

    put new stair case in, after a bomb destroyed the stairs , and cracked the tower some time in the 70's


  • Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    There will be no 69s in Tallaght, shortly.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe was googling "De Complete History of Ireland's Ice Cream Vans" on de EYEpad in the jax whilst having his pre-show dump.


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    3 families. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Four Seven, Ten Seven, breaker breaker


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    2smiggy wrote: »
    put new stair case in, after a bomb destroyed the stairs , and cracked the tower some time in the 70's

    A-ha!


  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    how many 99 sales does he declare to revenue?:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,603 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    worm.jpg?quality=95

    you might have to sell drugs as well as ice cream caller


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe: Mr. Softee is Mr. Upset today.....

    €400,000 per year.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Joe was googling "De Complete History of Ireland's Ice Cream Vans" on de EYEpad in the jax whilst having his pre-show dump.

    He's already thrown out the "Mr Whippy" and "Mr Softee" names


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    how many 99 sales does he declare to revenue?:D

    99.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    "umbrella liability" in case it doesn't go up when its raining or blows away


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    "Mr Upset" oh aren't you hilarious with your €416k pay pack a year ya bleedin FOOL ya!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,061 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Christ he shudda warned us that vista with the headless Mr Whippy was coming up. The father of my friend died in a similiar accident reversing into a narrow shed with his head out the window....terrible death.


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    vicwatson wrote: »
    He's already thrown out the "Mr Whippy" and "Mr Softee" names

    Mr. Mercedes masqueraded as an Ice Cream salesman and he was a serial killer. Will Joe bring that into it? Nice death and murder angle for him.


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Duffy interupts caller once caller mentions "i mentioned it to your producer last year", Duffy cuts caller off


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    Christ he shudda warned us that vista with the headless Mr Whippy was coming up. The father of my friend died in a similiar accident reversing into a narrow shed with his head out the window....terrible death.


    Are you free to take a call?


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    I spoke to your producer about this last year.

    They must have kept his number


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,003 ✭✭✭Orwellmerchant


    Jesus Wept


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