Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

anthonyjmaher

So he actually admits to googling for the puns instead of listening to the caller. 400k a year googling for puns. some company.

BarryD2

Well mate, then you just walk away from the cinema. Don't spend yer money there and tell anyone you know what happened. First rule of business - don't upset your customers..

meep

Revealing insight into the eye-pad usage there. 'searching there for moviews with rip-off in the title'?????

Maybe he's lost it and will now comment on all his thoughts and actions. Should make for a fun show (for a day or two)

Dan Jaman

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

do these thicks wave their contraband around as they are walking in???

Dat's just the decoy bottle of water, caller. De half-bottle of voddie is in an inside poacher's pocket.

ButtersSuki

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Joe's been a long time since he worried about the cost of cinema-going. I wish he'd stick his 'wow's up his ares.

Whoy don't you just hire out de whole cinema for you and de Tree Twins to watch Mrs. browniz Boyiz De moooovie and dat?

cozar

more than likely spent all money on a few naggins before going in.

anthonyjmaher

"With special guest SueMeJoe"
When was his court case I didn't hear about it on the news.

Uncharted

BarryD2 wrote: »

Well mate, then you just walk away from the cinema. Don't spend yer money there and tell anyone you know what happened. First rule of business - don't upset your customers..

I can imagine Joe sitting up in the back row of the cinema with a warm coddle and a 1 n 1 defending de peeples roights n dat.....

Mena Mitty

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Duffy openly admitting he was frantically googling puns there. :rolleyes:


€400,000!!!!!!!!!

Rip off puns no less. O the irony.

Dan Jaman

Mr Whippet - small dogs available.

ButtersSuki

Will he resist the temptation to say "you're not Mr. Ripple-Off, are you?"?

ButtersSuki

As inane pet-interest stories go, this has to be the most bizarre.

Mike Guide 69

" A new crotch...."

Uncharted

Van de man yesterday and a man in de van today.

What a time to be alive.....

SEPT 23 1989

what is he laughing at?

ButtersSuki

Bet he'll ask him to play the jingle.....

Mena Mitty

Ejector seats Joe.

ButtersSuki

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

what is he laughing at?

The fact he's getting paid AT LEAST €2,500 for this.

Dan Jaman

FFS, Joe, it's an ancient BMC van, heating is a fecking luxury (believe it or not, it was an optional extra).

Yer Da sells Avon

The ice cream van stuff is more serious than you might think. I heard of one ice cream man who was recently found dead in the back of his van, covered in syrup and hundreds and thousands. Turned out he'd topped himself.

somesoldiers

so with obesity and sugar taxes they are going out of business

Uncharted

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Bet he'll ask him to play the jingle.....

Jingle jangle..... oul triangle? Fer ol times sake n dat

ButtersSuki

Hapax Legomenon wrote: »

The ice cream van stuff is more serious than you might think. I heard of one ice cream man who was recently found dead in the back of his van, covered in syrup and hundreds and thousands. Turned out he'd topped himself.

Is dat you Syl Fox?

Uncharted

Hapax Legomenon wrote: »

The ice cream van stuff is more serious than you might think. I heard of one ice cream man who was recently found dead in the back of his van, covered in syrup and hundreds and thousands. Turned out he'd topped himself.

Hi Syl.

SEPT 23 1989

he whips his own ice cream in the back of the van

statto25

Ice Cream Inshurdance

Uncharted

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Is dat you Syl Fox?

WHOY!

ButtersSuki

Joe: Gorgeous ice cream, gorgeous ice cream.


HOW DO YOU KNOW JOE? It could be shoyte for all you know.

meep

'very unique'

As opposed to?

ButtersSuki

meep wrote: »

'very unique'

As opposed to?

Not very unique.