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Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

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    #632
    NickNickleby
    Registered Users Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭NickNickleby


    lazygal wrote: »
    Would it help if a plane scattered versatis patches over the whole country?

    I dare ya to tweet that to him


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    #633
    Fann Linn
    Registered Users Posts: 7,800 ✭✭✭Fann Linn


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Or the baldy tyres on the plough.

    Or the baldy head on the driver!


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    #634
    meep
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    dvcireland wrote: »
    Lots of Emma's and Emman's been conceived

    Was thinking maybe liveline listeners could go got 'Clement', so to speak. (or Clementine?)


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    #635
    jojofizzio
    Registered Users Posts: 6,093 ✭✭✭jojofizzio


    Come on now Gerry-cut to the chase and tell us when we can drive again...thanks!!


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    #636
    Dan Jaman
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    Is it snowing? 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #637
    NickNickleby
    Registered Users Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭NickNickleby


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Oh, jeez, I was using a shovel earlier without a licence.

    were you usin ih, or just like the professionals, just breast feedin' ih.


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    #638
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users Posts: 6,519 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    Here are the votes from the Moyross jury!!!!


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    #639
    Atlantic Dawn
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    Scallywags so to speak.


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    #640
    Dan Jaman
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    Snowballs.
    De bastrads! 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #641
    BPKS
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    Eileen just to let you know that you could buy all the houses in Moyross for what Joe earns every year.


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    #642
    NickNickleby
    Registered Users Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭NickNickleby


    Well NOT in Bally- er, for sure


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    #643
    McDermotX
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    Shocking


    I mean, nobody could predict snowballs been thrown about in this weather.


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    #644
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    NickNickleby wrote: »
    were you usin ih, or just like the professionals, just breast feedin' ih.

    Advanced breast feeding of de shovel was part III of de course.
    I never completed that part, so just had to actually do the job.

    Even worse, there was no colleague to actually do the work while I supervised.
    Oh, the horror. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #645
    NickNickleby
    Registered Users Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭NickNickleby


    jayziz, more VEH Hicles


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    #646
    Atlantic Dawn
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    Lol de puer blagards, at least they are not wasting the countries electricity playing their Ex Boxes.


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    #647
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    VEH hi Kill again ...

    Fup off Joe!!


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    #648
    lazygal
    Registered Users Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭lazygal


    Well done well done.


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    #649
    Atlantic Dawn
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    I recall as a youth so to speak if you compacted the snowball enough it had a similar strength to concrete.


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    #650
    NickNickleby
    Registered Users Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭NickNickleby


    Wha?

    How many VEH hicles ARE there in de country


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    #651
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 14,050 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    The lads in Jobstown will move those abandoned cars

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #652
    NickNickleby
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    #653
    Atlantic Dawn
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    They should just have a chopper on standby to lift away any fools car ditched on the motorway...

    yoltlifter2.jpg


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    #654
    NickNickleby
    Registered Users Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭NickNickleby


    NickNickleby wrote: »
    look everyone:

    REAL ads

    DAmn, RTE Guide ad. Foiled


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    #655
    McDermotX
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    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    I recall as a youth so to speak if you compacted the snowball enough it had a similar strength to concrete.

    Plus you add a wee drizzle of water on your compacted snowballs for increased smacking power.
    Should ring in and get that tip read out.

    Well done, well done


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    #656
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users Posts: 6,061 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Just tuned in sotospeak on the gogglebox.

    Are the Versatis patches any good for Scabies and the scratching ? Genuine question from Mena in the Midlands ;-)


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    #657
    NickNickleby
    Registered Users Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭NickNickleby


    small family business sufferin'

    Well Joe, waddya gonna dooo?


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    #658
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 14,050 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Never see a poor hairdresser

    #cash in hand

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #659
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users Posts: 6,519 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    Employ people??, your family are helping you,ffs!!!!


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    #660
    boardise
    Registered Users Posts: 3,438 ✭✭✭boardise


    Ireland is chock full of exceptional people doing wonderful jobs. That's why I've never had any trouble getting a problem fixed - top quality work carried out at express speed at reasonable prices. Earthly paradise I'm telling ye.


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    #661
    NickNickleby
    Registered Users Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭NickNickleby


    McDermotX wrote: »
    Plus you add a wee drizzle of water on your compacted snowballs for increased smacking power.
    Should ring in and get that tip read out.

    Well done, well done

    eh, what should one do if fresh water is not availabe?


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