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Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

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    #6572
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    FFS, people used to drive cars and vans that weren't Jags and Mercs without power steering. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #6573
    Uncharted
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    WTF was that Huskies joke from Joe? I was on a call there and missed it.

    Referring to the fact that dogs like de ice cream an dat even though it's not good fer em.... Moryah!


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    #6574
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Dickie Rock's 60 Years in Showbiz Show and Syl Fox's 78th Birthday Spectacular were self-indulgent nonsense, but this has to take de biscuit so to speak.


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    #6575
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    WTF was that Huskies joke from Joe? I was on a call there and missed it.
    Caller: I gave the dog a cone

    JD: Did you give the dog an ice cream
    Caller: You cant give dogs ice cream joe
    JD: not even huskies


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    #6576
    Uncharted
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    Hapax Legomenon wrote: »
    I'd say if you didn't bother insuring an ice cream van, you'd be put a wafer a long time.

    Hi Uncle Bob...


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    #6577
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    WTF was that Huskies joke from Joe? I was on a call there and missed it.

    "Ice cream is bad for dogs."

    "Even Huskies?" 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #6578
    Yer Da sells Avon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,737 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    I've got 99 problems, but insuring an ice cream van ain't one.


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    #6579
    meep
    Registered Users Posts: 1,291 ✭✭✭meep


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    WTF was that Huskies joke from Joe? I was on a call there and missed it.

    Joe: 'Dogs like Ice Cream'
    Caller: 'But it's not good for them , Joe'
    Joe. 'Oh. Is it not. Not even Huskies?'

    To term it a joke would be a diservice to the comedic compendium that is Funny Fiday


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    #6580
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe: bestowing up you.....with a flake....or a 99 as we call it.


    €400K


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    #6581
    minikin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,980 ✭✭✭minikin


    Joe: And tell me John, did ya ever shiv a competitor to protect your route?


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    #6582
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Sometimes listening to this show I wonder am I actually in a psychiatric ward, heavily medicated and unwell and not actually driving around for work. Because it is just so batsh*t crazy at times, it can't be reality!


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    #6583
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Dickie Rock's 60 Years in Showbiz Show and Syl Fox's 78th Birthday Spectacular were self-indulgent nonsense, but this has to take de biscuit so to speak.

    It certainly puts the Flake in the cone. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #6584
    Uncharted
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Hapax Legomenon wrote: »
    I've got 99 problems, but insuring an ice cream van ain't one.

    Hi June Rogers...


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    #6585
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    meep wrote: »
    Joe: 'Dogs like Ice Cream'
    Caller: 'But it's not good for them , Joe'
    Joe. 'Oh. Is it not. Not even Huskies?'

    To term it a joke would be a diservice to the comedic compendium that is Funny Fiday

    WTF? :confused:

    Then follow it up with:

    Joe: You're a chip off the auld block....of ice cream.


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    #6586
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Leave the man alone Joe you creep.


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    #6587
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Ray must be in helping with the buttons, cause that went wrong after that beautiful beautiful man!


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    #6588
    Uncharted
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    pc7 wrote: »
    Sometimes listening to this show I wonder am I actually in a psychiatric ward, heavily medicated and unwell and not actually driving around for work. Because it is just so batsh*t crazy at times, it can't be reality!

    Leave this place and never come back..... dont be giving me any of yer oul guff....


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    #6589
    Yer Da sells Avon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,737 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    Ice cream vans. Cone, but not forgotten.


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    #6590
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    whos dat fella on the marian ad?


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    #6591
    anthonyjmaher
    Registered Users Posts: 2,022 ✭✭✭anthonyjmaher


    99 second pause waiting for him to find the button.
    What a load of old self indulgent rubbish that was.


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    #6592
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    somesoldiers wrote: »
    whos dat fella on the marian ad?

    Wan a de tree twins......


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    #6593
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    somesoldiers wrote: »
    whos dat fella on the marian ad?

    sounded like a knacker


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    #6594
    Uncharted
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    Hapax Legomenon wrote: »
    Ice cream vans. Cone, but not forgotten.

    Hi Doc Savage. A-ha.... Full house.


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    #6595
    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    BREAKING NEWS IN DUFFYS WURLD


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    #6596
    anthonyjmaher
    Registered Users Posts: 2,022 ✭✭✭anthonyjmaher


    that English guy on the Skoda ad really gets on my wick.


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    #6597
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    anthonyjmaher wrote: »
    that English guy on the Skoda ad really gets on my wick.

    He's Irish I believe caller. I previously thought it was Donald Helme but I was corrected on dat on here so to speak.


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    #6598
    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    “Frightfully full of sugar” jolly hockey sticks


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    #6599
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Maybe if you could get a bowl of porridge in the cinema


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    #6600
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users Posts: 6,519 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    Take a breath dear!!!


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    #6601
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    How many gears has it?
    Four.
    My god. My god.


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