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Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

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  • Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Be getting the hankies out soon listening to Duffy on D’Arcy


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,022 ✭✭✭anthonyjmaher


    This could be tense. These don't like each other. Well Duffy doesn't like D'Arcy anyway.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,022 ✭✭✭anthonyjmaher


    400K a year to tell the people of Ireland about how much of a working class man you are. This lad works 75 minutes a day everybody.


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    15th of March
    sligojoek wrote: »
    Donal was in my class in school. Gas man
    BPKS wrote: »
    Good man Donal
    Donal the voice of reason soon to get a poor line.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,022 ✭✭✭anthonyjmaher


    Ask him a bit more about Brendan, Ray. This could be car crash.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    The aul fella legged it to England to work when jofess was young


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    A bit of tetchiness there all right.


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    The champagne socialist, from mountjoy to ballyfermot to clontarf and the kingdom of riches


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Prerehearsed inane drivel.....

    1. Tough upbringing
    2. No money
    3. Old Dubalin
    4. Boy done good
    5. The tree twins
    6. Mammy is his God
    7. Ray licking his hoop
    8. Man of de peeple

    Puke..... bleurgh


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    The posh english accent of Gaybo


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  • Registered Users Posts: 19,656 ✭✭✭✭Muahahaha


    Of course! Of course!

    From memory, he had about 12 weeks off. I didn’t have De Estimated Fees feature then, but it’s wildly out of date and underestimating his outrageous and disgusting remuneration anyway given the way RTE only release the presenter fees years after the event so to speak.

    I’ll try and dig out de last wan of 2-17 for you later and dat so to speak.

    12 fcuking weeks, he really is taking the piss out of us :(
    its on this page


    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057822484&page=12


    I wont post the 2-17 calculator here in case it confuses tings and dat

    Not seeing de 2-17 wurkday calculator on dat page, cud you post a link to the individual post and dat so to speak


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    sligojoek wrote: »
    The posh english accent of Gaybo

    AKA Kenneth Williams. Oooh matron!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,291 ✭✭✭meep


    'balance, and all that carry on'

    You can't really tell from listening to LiveLine that anyone gives a hoot about balance.

    (unless it's about how many eye-pads you can balance on the console, so to speak)


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    More self absorbed than Spongebob....


  • Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Joe not happy going on with Ray:D

    I caught the last part of the Joe/Ray segment, with Joe giving his sickening humblebrag about being de only one out his class doin' turd level an' dat.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 18,680 ✭✭✭✭Strazdas


    Ray was right to press him on his father being absent for four years when he was growing up but he seemed strangely evasive on this one.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Muahahaha wrote: »
    12 fcuking weeks, he really is taking the piss out of us :(



    Not seeing de 2-17 wurkday calculator on dat page, cud you post a link to the individual post and dat so to speak

    It’s the 9th one down caller, post #174 perhaps it isn’t visible on your device and dat?


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Out of curiosity how did you get that count ?

    You get the number of the post at 13:45 and the number of the post at 15:01, Carry de wun, are you with me...


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Uncharted wrote: »
    More self absorbed than Spongebob....

    Everyone of them in RTE are the same


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    I caught the last part of the Joe/Ray segment, with Joe giving his sickening humblebrag about being de only one out his class doin' turd level an' dat.

    Back in the days when a pass leaving cert with no honours got you into most courses in Trinners (or any udder Uni for dat matter).

    College-educated and he hasn’t even the most basic command of the English language or remedial level Matty Matticks and dat. What a hero.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    I caught the last part of the Joe/Ray segment, with Joe giving his sickening humblebrag about being de only one out his class doin' turd level an' dat.

    He was in the same class as brain surgeons, barristers etc or at least they would have been if they had gotten an education.
    Footsteps in the Custard..
    “Modrin” got a good spin out also


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Every single oul time Dubalin name he mentioned from fado fado got the same Fateen treatment......

    Mrs X....what a strong and gracious lady

    Mr Y..... a great determined and proud man

    Missus Z.... a credit to her famblee,kept bread on de table etc etc.....

    Ah sure,grate toymes n dat.... musha.

    Everyone else gets the two fingers cos dey wuuurnt frum de Ballyer......


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    He was in the same class as brain surgeons, barristers etc or at least they would have been if they had gotten an education.
    Footsteps in the Custard..
    “Modrin” got a good spin out also

    Well spotted caller!


  • Registered Users Posts: 837 ✭✭✭amlinopta


    Joe keen to emphasise how his work ethic is even stronger now than it used to be. He gets up earlier than ever in the mornings so to speak. No mention of the 12 weeks off last year. Which of the two is paid more?


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    He might get up early, sure that means nothing, what time does he start and finish this “work”?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,028 ✭✭✭Expunge


    Why was he on with the even better remunerated Ray Darcy?
    Is he floggin something new?


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,510 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Uncharted wrote: »
    Every single oul time Dubalin name he mentioned from fado fado got the same Fateen treatment......

    Mrs X....what a strong and gracious lady

    Mr Y..... a great determined and proud man

    Missus Z.... a credit to her famblee,kept bread on de table etc etc.....

    Ah sure,grate toymes n dat.... musha.

    Everyone else gets the two fingers cos dey wuuurnt frum de Ballyer......


    “Soltt ov dee Eeeart” dats wot Dey Ayer “Sollth ov dee Ayyyert”


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Expunge wrote: »
    Why was he on with the even better remunerated Ray Darcy?
    Is he floggin something new?

    1 million quid of our money sitting there today in the studio entertaining us, makes you proud


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    amlinopta wrote: »
    Joe keen to emphasise how his work ethic is even stronger now than it used to be. He gets up earlier than ever in the mornings so to speak. No mention of the 12 weeks off last year. Which of the two is paid more?

    Joe: Me wurk ettic and dat is stronger now dan it used ta be. In de auld on Gaybo's show days I'd only wurk de 45mins...now I'm doing a full 75. It's not easy you know, you should try it sometime.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    He was in the same class as brain surgeons, barristers etc or at least they would have been if they had gotten an education.

    Joe: ....and dare was future President in me class too Ray...I mean, I'd only run if I was asked and dat.....and of course day'd have to increase de auld fees for de role and dat as I couldn't possibly take a drop in remuneration, but sure I'm wurth it and who am I to say how much a nurse should be paid? And I'd make sure all visiting Heads of State ate coddle and De wunderful, fantastic FunnyFryday Crew wood be on a retainer to entertain dem all.


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