Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

Hector Savage

Dan Jaman wrote: »

With timeless classics, such as
"The Potholed Boreen to Ballybugger"
"Six Roads Lead to Roehme"
"Aughinish Aluminum Blues"
"Spare a Cent for Me Dag"
"The Ditches of Auld Galway"

I LOLed !!

2smiggy

Hector Savage wrote: »

I guess today will be a 2 hour special tribute to Big Tom ...

can't be any worse than some of the recent shows !!

sligojoek

Fr Brian and Dickie Rock were on with Sean already. Joe won't want their second hand goods.

ButtersSuki

Dan Jaman wrote: »

With timeless classics, such as
"The Potholed Boreen to Ballybugger"
"Six Roads Lead to Roehme"
"Aughinish Aluminum Blues"
"Spare a Cent for Me Dag"
"The Ditches of Auld Galway"

Don't forget his latest single " De 8th is Great"......

Too soon? :pac:

ButtersSuki

Hector Savage wrote: »

I guess today will be a 2 hour special tribute to Big Tom ...

Well you're probably right on the tribute show....as for 2 hours.....are you new here? :pac:

ButtersSuki

A repost for de day dat's in it so to speak:

For dose of you not familiar with Dominic Walsh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Fx8EP5gMyc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9gSJwjuMGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cE99HzgxVw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-MGWo0AqZ8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-xcqheolU8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zwk3L8brFs

Quality choons so to speak, and like Lahv Lahn coverin' de important issues dat do be affecting de good catalicks of Middle Ireland and dat.

BPKS

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Well you're probably right on the tribute show....as for 2 hours.....are you new here? :pac:

20 minutes on Sean O Rourke today, probably 5 minutes on News at One and D'Arcy's 20 minutes about Big Tom and there is the 2 hours tribute show.

ButtersSuki

Fateen made a complete bollix of de into and dat dare ware he said yer man who was on yesterday who faddderrrrrrred de chisler wit de nun’s mudder did doyed in 2002 (not 2-02?) - wen it was de nun dat did doyed.

He has some amazing news - obviously day founded de chisler, but he couldn’t bring himself to say dat as it would ruin the surprise so to speak.

Stay tuned for lots of self-congratulatory back slapping....if dats your ting and dat.

ButtersSuki

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 74
Joe Shows: 60
No Show Joe Shows: 14
Breakeens 4 Joe: 14
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 9
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year: €150,000*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

Uncharted

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Fateen made a complete bollix of de into and dat dare ware he said yer man who was on yesterday who faddderrrrrrred de chisler wit de nun’s mudder did doyed in 2002 (not 2-02?) - wen it was de nun dat did doyed.

He has some amazing news - obviously day founded de chisler, but he couldn’t bring himself to say dat as it would ruin the surprise so to speak.

Stay tuned for lots of self-congratulatory back slapping....if dats your ting and dat.

Nuns on de run after de news at wun.....so to speak caller

rmacm

As a relatively new reader of this thread, can I ask where the name Fateen came from?

Uncharted

Joe can smell a new buke outta dis....

somesoldiers

the reach of the LL

BPKS

Horati-Joe strikes again

somesoldiers

why didn't she go on that show with Davina?

Uncharted

Obligitory WOW in early today.....!

BPKS

Child rape its called Joe.

Dan Jaman

I thought Joe was clumsily leading up to this,
"Tell me, how did you manage to get it up?"

Uncharted

somesoldiers wrote: »

why didn't she go on that show with Davina?

Davina doesn't give a sh¡te about the story.... like the rest of us

Uncharted

Bingo hall caller.......1 and 5..... child rape . A-ha!

Dan Jaman

Another Wow from Joe at the most inconsequential point.

somesoldiers

Fathers Name : somesoldiers
who's birth cert?

2smiggy

rmacm wrote: »

As a relatively new reader of this thread, can I ask where the name Fateen came from?

just an observation on the hosts ,emmm , physical condition !!

TheHomeService

The misery junkie is getting his fix.

Mena Mitty

A file smuggled out of the Vatican...Dan Brown on line 2

Dan Jaman

TheHomeService wrote: »

The misery junkie is getting his fix.

Oddly, as a happy ending is taking place.
Strange goings-on for Joe.

Uncharted

Spit it out Joe..... with yer pussy footing faux concern waffle....

somesoldiers

Keep asking questions about someone he has already explained he knows nothing about

Dan Jaman

Two psychologists in the family?
Nah, take No-Nutters into the shower.

Del.Monte

Joe doing his utmost to confuse this guy even further.