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Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

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    #692
    EmptyTree
    Registered Users Posts: 748 ✭✭✭EmptyTree


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Six feet of wind-driven snow piled up is NOT six feet of snow, JOE.
    2 foot of snow on top of a 4 foot mound of gravel is not 6 foot of snow......


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    #693
    jojofizzio
    Registered Users Posts: 6,093 ✭✭✭jojofizzio


    Mike Guide 69 wrote: »
    Wait for the thaw Edenderry woman,

    Like the rest of us...


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    #694
    NickNickleby
    Registered Users Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭NickNickleby


    jojofizzio wrote: »
    Gerry visibly losing the will to live

    he could be playing Solitaire. Far more entertaining.


    or...

    perhaps he's posting here!!!


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    #695
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Tears imminent ..


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    #696
    McDermotX
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    There's snow on top of the tree out the window I'm looking at.

    I have 40ft of snow.


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    #697
    meep
    Registered Users Posts: 1,291 ✭✭✭meep


    lady gets her perscription filled in weather emergency. Waht's the actual story here?


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    #698
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    leahyl wrote: »
    He’s actually ridiculous, people are still talking sometimes and he just talks over them. Loves making everything 20 times more dramatic than it is.

    And the more he gets paid, the more he feels he has to do it, like some mis-fired torpedo. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #699
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,687 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Are McDonalds or Burger King open?


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    #700
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 14,050 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Sil Fox has had to cancel his Edenderry gig due to 6 for of snow report

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #701
    NickNickleby
    Registered Users Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭NickNickleby


    aha, product placement...
    moy oypad


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    #702
    Uncharted
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Tractors can DIG in Joe-land. Gob****e


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    #703
    EmptyTree
    Registered Users Posts: 748 ✭✭✭EmptyTree


    And that Jerry, as you can see from the picture on my ipad.... Is snow.....


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    #704
    boardise
    Registered Users Posts: 3,438 ✭✭✭boardise


    Who will rescue the rescuers ?


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    #705
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 14,050 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Is Louis Copeland opened ? #wintercoat

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #706
    Uncharted
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    dvcireland wrote: »
    Sil Fox has had to cancel his Edenderry gig due to 6 for of snow report

    Long overdue that he was 6 foot under


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    #707
    NickNickleby
    Registered Users Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭NickNickleby


    baby JCB, uuuhhhhhh


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    #708
    Fann Linn
    Registered Users Posts: 7,800 ✭✭✭Fann Linn


    Dig the baby outta ye.


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    #709
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Wait, she's in a housing estate and every plonker is just sitting there? 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #710
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users Posts: 19,510 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Wud a Versatis help after de hysterectomy?

    Forhking sure, you could sell off a few hundert of them an pay for the oppo.

    That’s what you do with them innit?


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    #711
    The Talking Bread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,050 ✭✭✭✭The Talking Bread


    Imagine you are about to have a baby during a national emergency and your first thought ishe to call Joe Duffy and tell him


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    #712
    gluppers
    Registered Users Posts: 469 ✭✭gluppers


    ...or if it's a boy call it 'beast'


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    #713
    Uncharted
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Gerry is fit for the blue rope


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    #714
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users Posts: 6,519 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    Poor Gerry is losing the will to live


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    #715
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    People are friendly.

    "Howya?"

    "Feck off." 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #716
    Uncharted
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    House full of scouts............... Childline on speed dial


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    #717
    NickNickleby
    Registered Users Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭NickNickleby


    Mike Guide 69 wrote: »
    Poor Gerry is losing the will to live

    on a lot less money than the great one


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    #718
    NickNickleby
    Registered Users Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭NickNickleby


    transportin nurses to and from Coppers

    dream job!


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    #719
    The Talking Bread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,050 ✭✭✭✭The Talking Bread


    "Kildare got it bad, didn't it Gerry "

    "Yeah, Kildare got snow alright Joe, your man on the phone just f*cking told you that"


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    #720
    boardise
    Registered Users Posts: 3,438 ✭✭✭boardise


    Gerry looking for a dig-out (from the torture chamber)


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    #721
    Uncharted
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    SPIT IT OUT!!!!!!!!


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