Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

TheHomeService

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I wasn't listening....but is that an actual quote from today's show caller?

Yes, caller. Just about 3 minutes before the end, if you want to listen to it on the RTE iPlayer, so to speak.

ButtersSuki

TheHomeService wrote: »

Yes, caller. Just about 3 minutes before the end, if you want to listen to it on the RTE iPlayer, so to speak.

Every time I think he can't possibly be more stupid than I already think, he proves me wrong.

ButtersSuki

TheHomeService wrote: »

Yes, caller. Just about 3 minutes before the end, if you want to listen to it on the RTE iPlayer, so to speak.

Is dat different to De RTE Real Player?
And duz it wurk on De EYEPad? And from anyware in De Wurild?

SecretsOfEarth

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Is dat different to De RTE Real Player?
And duz it wurk on De EYEPad? And from anyware in De Wurild?

Like de emale, it wurks 24 hours a day seven days a week so to speak, unlike Joe.

TheHomeService

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Is dat different to De RTE Real Player?
And duz it wurk on De EYEPad? And from anyware in De Wurild?

A feck, I thought Fateen used to call it "De RTE EyePlayer" in an attempt to make it sound like the Beeb :-(.

My bad, as ne'er dowels do be saying, of all tings!

zell12

I read all about today's show.
One question, did Landan Lawyer make an appearance?

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Uncharted

zell12 wrote: »

I read all about today's show.
One question, did Landan Lawyer make an appearance?

Not today guv....

ButtersSuki

SecretsOfEarth wrote: »

Like de emale, it wurks 24 hours a day seven days a week so to speak, unlike Joe.

LOL. Even when he's in he barely wurks 24hours A MONTH.

ButtersSuki

TheHomeService wrote: »

A feck, I thought Fateen used to call it "De RTE EyePlayer" in an attempt to make it sound like the Beeb :-(.

My bad, as ne'er dowels do be saying, of all tings!

It's ok caller, no need to apologise and dat.

When he first used de term "De RTE REAL PLAYER" his voice gave away his incredulity at the mere concept of playing a show that was broadcast previously could be replayed so to speak on a computer or a tablet like an EYE Pad across de medium of de internet and dat.....like it was some form of sorcery.

After a few weeks of this, his tone changed to one of some sort of idoitic boastful pride and he talked about is as if RTE had invented Real Player. His stupidity knows no bounds.

Dan Jaman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

After a few weeks of this, his tone changed to one of some sort of idoitic boastful pride and he talked about is as if RTE had invented Real Player. His stupidity knows no bounds.

I recall him mentioning "our Real Player" and "RTE's Real Player" as if it was some in-house wizardry. No doubt the world was beating a path to the doors of Montrose in the hope of getting some o' dat. Or not.
I must say this, though. In all the years I've had access to it, it's hardly ever worked faultlessy, or at all on some occasions. Continally beset by niggles and glitches, and that's when the teaboy can be arsed to keep it up to date.
The maintenance of the database the player draws on is hit and miss, to put it mildly. Just another symptom of how seriously RTE takes online subcribers - not at all.

Uncharted

Hard to keep on top of de player with such a small team on da lahvlahn caller..... even tho dey are wunderfull,amazing,hard wuurkin n fantastic n deddy kayted an dat.....

ButtersSuki

Dan Jaman wrote: »

I recall him mentioning "our Real Player" and "RTE's Real Player" as if it was some in-house wizardry. No doubt the world was beating a path to the doors of Montrose in the hope of getting some o' dat. Or not.
I must say this, though. In all the years I've had access to it, it's hardly ever worked faultlessy, or at all on some occasions. Continally beset by niggles and glitches, and that's when the teaboy can be arsed to keep it up to date.
The maintenance of the database the player draws on is hit and miss, to put it mildly. Just another symptom of how seriously RTE takes online subcribers - not at all.

+1. It rarely if ever wurked without a glitch for me. The app is much better.

Re. your last point.....only a few hundred people access the services online apparently.....was in de paper last year so to speak.

ButtersSuki

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 75
Joe Shows: 61
No Show Joe Shows: 14
Breakeens 4 Joe: 14
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 9
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year: €152,500*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

A Shaved Duck?

Whats with the pathetic voice david?...is it for effect?

Dan Jaman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Re. your last point.....only a few hundred people access the services online apparently.....was in de paper last year so to speak.

I wonder how many more there would be if they hadn't been put off by the dreadful layout and reliability.

ButtersSuki

Bait'in's in De Unadulterated Kip and dat.

Nigh-kee trainers!

I'm hugely into sneaker culture....I wonder will I get a call?

somesoldiers

5 or 6 ....ie 1

Uncharted

A Shaved Duck? wrote: »

Whats with the pathetic voice david?...is it for effect?

He's upset......... sniffle

Rock Lesnar

Yeah yeah central dubaleen

Yeah yeah runners

Move along caller, only got til 3 o'clock

ButtersSuki

Dan Jaman wrote: »

I wonder how many more there would be if they hadn't been put off by the dreadful layout and reliability.

....a few hundred and 2.

Auguste Comte

He should have done a "runner" so to speak.

Dan Jaman

Six month's work stolen.
Never heard of backups, caller?

Uncharted

Joe has his sharp intake of breath at the ready.......

ButtersSuki

I wonder will we get a few "sharp intake of breath"s from Fateen as de caller describes de bait'in' in minute detail and lists de injuries.

Dan Jaman

Nye Kee.

ButtersSuki

Wat colour were de trainers?

vicwatson

Sneaker culture

somesoldiers

How much did she pay- just in case there were a few people that paid for taxis to Ashbourne for a Chungfella on that day

Uncharted

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Six month's work stolen.
Never heard of backups, caller?

It took him 6 months to make the lego set....