Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

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Another good reason not to buy fancy sneakers,
Hi-Tecs rule!

To be fair in that particular area, never take any shortcuts,
and never speak to junkies, just shake the head.

Uncharted

somesoldiers wrote: »

lol ah man, have lost all respect for you Butters!

You're dead to me........

ButtersSuki

Hector Bellend wrote: »

I've had junkies try to rob me.

I'm a big bloke but am not usually violent or bad tempered but when the red mist descends it can be enormously powerful if you use it correctly.

A junkie tried to rob me outside the central bank. After I put his head through the railings I soon got my wallet and money back.

Next time, forget the gardai, pick up a weapon and smach their head in with it.

I had two unwells try to rob my laptop bag on Sackville Street O'Connell Street. I pushed them away but a strong breeze would have knocked them down. There was a Garda standing on the corner of Abbey Street and I told him what had happened and I'd go with him to identify them. He said "they'll probably be gone now". It was about 100-150m away from where the incident had happened. I had to go to work so couldn't argue de point so to speak.

mugsymugsy

Dem culchies coming up and scared off the big schmoke....

Stay down the whessst. Whessst is best

2smiggy

another subdued 'wow'

Joe's heart is not in it today. He needs a good disease or murder to perk him up

McDermotX

You're talking to the right man if you want to talk about Dublin being a kip.......an unadulterated one........so to speak

Rock Lesnar

Gold Territory now

ButtersSuki

somesoldiers wrote: »

lol ah man, have lost all respect for you Butters!

You'd probably lose a lot more if I told you how many pairs I had.......

vicwatson

Tough titty caller, you break the rules you do the time

Had he been trying to make contact with the unwell for some reason, I wonder.

Uncharted

Uncharted wrote: »

You're dead to me........

Quoted the wrong thing. For the record... Butters is dead to me. You're still my bro soldier. I got you fam....

McDermotX

'My son is a good boy etc etc etc'

Did you check his locker and stuff for fancy runners ?

tretorn

Junior has been caught with weed and he as been expelled, next please.

ButtersSuki

2smiggy wrote: »

another subdued 'wow'

Joe's heart is not in it today. He needs a good disease or murder to perk him up

Too much foie gras in l'Ecrivain at lunchtime has him a bit-een tired and dat.

vicwatson

Caught rapid, study at home. Boom.

somesoldiers

ButtersSuki wrote: »

You'd probably lose a lot more if I told you how many pairs I had.......

Imelda Marcos of The Sneaker Culture Wuurld and dat

Del.Monte

He was caught with dope and he pays the price - what's the problem?

2smiggy

whoy you calling in mammy ? what's your problem exactly ?

vicwatson

Send him over to the travellers school. oh no wait its closing down

Rock Lesnar

Education begins at home Caller

thecretinhop

ah the schools fault

mugsymugsy

I think her issue should be the gardai should have been called.

Ah yes the schools teaching him about drugs......It's called parenting!

somesoldiers

Well why don't you educate your little darling then

So it’s the school’sfault he’s taking drugs. Yes blame somebody else you spoilt brat.

2smiggy

ah, it's the schools fault Junior was caught with the hash

stop making a fool of yourself mammy

ButtersSuki

Joe: Don't do de dope if ya want ta go ta skool in de big schmoke

Dan Jaman

Ten Pin wrote: »

Teacher found some dope in the class

In amongst all the others.

Hector Bellend

Is this one serious?

If my son was using drugs in school. I'd batter his head in not call Joe Duffy making excuses.

If I got expelled fr using drugs my oul fella would have put my head through the wall

vicwatson

2smiggy wrote: »

whoy you calling in mammy ? what's your problem exactly ?

Its everyone else's problem but especially the schools as they didn't tell her son the dangers of cannabis.

Its not in the parent manual that she has to do it.

A Shaved Duck?

lol David got rumbled missus... your embaressing yourself live on air.