Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

BPKS

Dan Jaman wrote: »

So, in response to anything on Lahvline, we can recall any old stuff that happened that might be vaguely connected and call in.
Sounds about right.

5 degrees of separation, Liveline style.

JMNolan

Ah shure, listen to these paradises compared to the hell holes of Portlaoise and Ireland

meep

'They were charging my phone to ring me.'

What number would they be calling, I wonder?

Dan Jaman

So, are we to believe the Koreans aren't assholes, unlike the Westerners?

TheHomeService

Does this one realise she is on air?

Uncharted

Dan Jaman wrote: »

So, are we to believe the Koreans aren't assholes, unlike the Westerners?

You leave John Wayne out of this....

Del.Monte

Neutral my hole - aren't we the best little Germans in Europe.

meep

Again with the 'here's something vaugly related to your call, caller. What do you think?'

Jeff2

Joe thinks Korea is an island.

JMNolan

WTF? Increase in street violence because of the car ban on pana? Ah here, leave it out.

BPKS

This one has been to Seoul once and says its very safe cos she was never attacked there.

I've been in Cork City Centre about 200 times and have never been attacked there.

Dan Jaman

Feck off to Seoul and stay there. Take Joe wit' ya.

Uncharted

The ol "leave yer door open " chestnut.


Like fcuk ya would....

Dan Jaman

BPKS wrote: »

This one has been to Seoul once and says its very safe cos she was never attacked there.

I've been in Cork City Centre about 200 times and have never been attacked there.

According to her, it's only a matter of time.

Dan Jaman

Uncharted wrote: »

The ol "leave yer door open " chestnut.


Like fcuk ya would....

Only reason that ever happened was in the hope a passing burglar might leave some furniture.

Dan Jaman

Ah, Misery, sweet pal of mine. Where have you been all day?

Uncharted

Everyone in this house is in bits.... wtf?

Were they stuntmen or what?

TheHomeService

This has all the hallmarks of "De burden remains heavy, but your shoulders get stronger" guff from Fateen.

Get ready for calls from hotels by the sea, and wheelchair companies.

Bring him to a beach he can more easily access for eff’s sake

somesoldiers

what do you want Joe to do?

Dan Jaman

Bonus mention of sooey side.

meep

bingo. Joe only raging this came on with only 6 minutes to go.

TheHomeService

Today's quota of sewer soyed for Joe.

Dan Jaman

Uncharted wrote: »

Everyone in this house is in bits.... wtf?

Were they stuntmen or what?

"Leproseeeeeee....
I'm not half the man I used to be...."

A Death x:

BPKS

We need a hoist for our mobile home

TheHomeService

BPKS wrote: »

We need a hoist for our mobile home

Plus motorised wheelchair,

Plus Hotel in Ballybunion.

There'll be more requests before 3.00

BPKS

meep wrote: »

bingo. Joe only raging this came on with only 6 minutes to go.

Poor Joe nearly falling asleep during the 3 roaming costs story and he could have easily knocked a half our out of it

TheHomeService

"Cast Down"

Uncharted

She is good at it in fairness......

Ka ching.