Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

Rock Lesnar

Stopping me in the street, im sure he means the buttler nipping in and out of the shops

Rock Lesnar

She mentions all the money floating around, conversation ends and we go to a break

SEPT 23 1989

someone will ring in and buy him the wheelchair by 3pm

2smiggy

please don't say a 1930's vibrator !!

Rock Lesnar

Terminator fridge?

She'll want to be careful with that

meep

Joe: 'What do you have that's old and still working, caller?'
Caller: 'A hearing aid, Joe'

meep

Ten Pin wrote: »

Never knew the Terminator made fridges

Not just fridges, caller, fridgerators.

SEPT 23 1989

shows how badly todays junk is made

Dan Jaman

She's just a stripling in Joe's world.

meep

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

someone will ring in and buy him the wheelchair by 3pm

Maybe a few less tripis to Lour des, so to speak, and you could affort to shell out on the chair.

A bit mean, maybe, as the poor chap doesn't get out so a short trip to somewhere he likes must be really helpful. But cuting cloth to suit measure springs to mind?

Wonder if ppl can purchase equipment themselves and get refunded, so to speak.

Rock Lesnar

Have you any illness's caller?

minikin

Asbestos-lined uranium-powered fridges for the win!

Roger_007

It must be a very slow day if this auld guff is the best that Liveline can come up with?

Mike Guide 69

Will we get a "Take care petal" moment????

QuareHog

Does she live in a museum?

SEPT 23 1989

it will all go into a skip mrs

Esse85

Joe mad to know what the auld dear had for dinner.

dvcireland

Where you ever tempted to use it on your husband ?

Dan Jaman

"Ahah."
Inspecteur Clousjoe strikes again wid de leetle grey cells.

Dan Jaman

Roger_007 wrote: »

It must be a very slow day if this auld guff is the best that Liveline can come up with?

Not so much slow, as what bad news is being buried?

Mike Guide 69

Joe venturing into "........ah they dont make them like they use to......."..!!

Beechwoodspark

Yer wan raging her 33 year old knife isn’t the winner

Dan Jaman

A 25 year old telly?
I wouldn't give you tuppence for that.

minikin

I’ve a forty year old vibrator Joe!

Rock Lesnar

It must be using up some amount of electricity

Mike Guide 69

"Theres a huge knob on the front of it Joe".........

Dan Jaman

Snob aspect me arse.
The definition on older tellies is crap compared to now, putting it mildly.
She must have eyesight like a mole.

SEPT 23 1989

plenty of cats sitting around that house by the sounds of her

JMNolan

I have a working green screen amstrad cpc 464 from the late 80s, I should ring in.

Mena Mitty

Mike Guide 69 wrote: »

"Theres a huge knob on the front of it Joe".........

Is it a twiddly knob or a pull one sotospeak