Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

thecretinhop

grinder!

Dan Jaman

All this auld tat should be dumped.

Orwellmerchant

Fair play for the tune

Dan Jaman

Joe can't resist cueing up the mixer desk, like a new toy.

Mike Guide 69

Cat playing it in the backround....

meep

Joe 'what does a pianola sound like?'
Caller : 'like a piano'

thecretinhop

joe at least can use the mixer desk. darcy wiuld probably line up megadeath instead

Dan Jaman

I had a music teacher that I wondered if she played with herself.

thecretinhop

i reckon most of these are stinges

Dan Jaman

Nothing is more destructive to clothes than a tumble dryer.

Hector Savage

wtf ....

Was googuling de pianola, de ting plays itself wit a program, like an early compewter

meep

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Nothing is more destructive to clothes than a tumble dryer.

Well, maybe a rabid tiger?

Mena Mitty

I have a Niagara Super Deluxe Vibrating Therapy pad from the 20th century. Still working and releaving me pains and dat.

Hector Savage

UNWELL




bingo!!!!

Dan Jaman

meep wrote: »

Well, maybe a rabid tiger?

The tiger at least does it immediately and you know what caused the rips and tears. Tumble drying slowly abrades the fabric and eventually items become thin and fragile, then get chucked.
It's amazing how long cotton goods last when they're naturally dried - the fluff from the tumble drier was part of your clothes.

PauloMN

Sidewalk? I call it a "path" where I come from.

Hector Savage

I saw a guy taking a piss in the liffey and he looked out of it, can I call in ??

Hector Savage

PauloMN wrote: »

Sidewalk? I call it a "path" where I come from.

Pleb !


Us snobs call them "Footpaths" ...

thecretinhop

egg and onion sandwiches??

Hector Savage

Don't sing !!!

Hector Savage

Is Joe getting emotional there ??

thecretinhop

hi joe u spoofer have you ever rang Carlos back??

Ally Dick

Shocking lack of gratitude shown there!

meep

But what about the failing public health system that let this user down? What about he funding failures and general glacial pace of application processing?

We can't all ring Joe and get generous benefactors to help us out.

thecretinhop

Ally Dick wrote: »

Shocking lack of gratitude shown there!

lol yeah did she let slip they hsve a brand new car?

ButtersSuki

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 77
Joe Shows: 63
No Show Joe Shows: 14
Breakeens 4 Joe: 14
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 9
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year: €157,500*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

Mena Mitty

Had PBH just 1 show ? It feels like there was a few more.

Just reread your post, found the answer.

ButtersSuki

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Had PBH just 1 show ? It feels like there was a few more.

ButtersSuki wrote: »

PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 9
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1

To paraphrase Reggie Kray......OPEN YOUR EYES MENA, OPEN YOUR EYES.

Mena Mitty

ButtersSuki wrote: »

To paraphrase Reggie Kray......OPEN YOUR EYES MENA, OPEN YOUR EYES.

I cudda sworn on me mudder and fadder's grave I never seen the 9 Reggie, honest to God I wooden tell you a word of a lie.