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Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

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    #8402
    cozar
    Registered Users Posts: 4,504 ✭✭✭cozar


    Irish Waters?


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    #8403
    septictank
    Registered Users Posts: 871 ✭✭✭septictank


    A feckin whistler.


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    #8404
    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    That's what you get for signing up to Irish Water


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    #8405
    zell12
    Registered Users Posts: 25,235 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Jaysis, is she calling up sex chatlines


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    #8406
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users Posts: 12,708 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    2smiggy wrote: »
    is this wan foreign or where is that accent from !?

    Three guesses. Her name is Winnie


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    #8407
    zell12
    Registered Users Posts: 25,235 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    LIBEL!


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    #8408
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,586 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Joe!
    Hide that big yellow streak!
    You're a disgrace! 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #8409
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users Posts: 6,519 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    Slow down Joe


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    #8410
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Winnie has no water..
    Tough,if water is going in its your problem


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    #8411
    BPKS
    Registered Users Posts: 17,061 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    My plumber says "that will be €100 Missus"


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    #8412
    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Darragh in Oirish Water - you're very rude


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    #8413
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Ten Pin wrote: »
    Sounds like IW has become an old dinosaur already

    At home on the LL so.


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    #8414
    zell12
    Registered Users Posts: 25,235 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    The plumber came 8 times Joe. To my house, I mean


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    #8415
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users Posts: 6,519 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    Shes one line away from singing Craid David now....


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    #8416
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,586 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Hum.... during the day, people aren't at home.
    In the evening they are.

    I wonder if that's anything to do with it, Inspector Cluejoe? 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #8417
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    This one is clearly going to be right no matter what anyone else says


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    #8418
    zell12
    Registered Users Posts: 25,235 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    She has a manhole too.


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    #8419
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,586 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    zell12 wrote: »
    The plumber came 8 times Joe. To my house, I mean

    <cue dodgy 70s porn music>

    cut-kar-2014-green-plumber-men-s-super-mario-luigi-costume-1200.jpg 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #8420
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    A MANhole?...........is that pc anymore?


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    #8421
    meep
    Registered Users Posts: 1,291 ✭✭✭meep


    zell12 wrote: »
    The plumber came 8 times Joe. To my house, I mean

    'I had him on Saturday and I had him on Sunday'


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    #8422
    BPKS
    Registered Users Posts: 17,061 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    I'd say the plumber is going out in the evening and reducing down the pressure and then waiting for the call from Winnie.


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    #8423
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    Why dont Liveline screen calls?


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    #8424
    rmacm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭rmacm


    He couldn't get rid of her fast enough.


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    #8425
    QueensGael
    Registered Users Posts: 700 ✭✭✭QueensGael


    He let the durty auld divils ráiméis for half an hour or more, and runs poor Winnie out the door after five minutes, and she with a Wather problem and all!


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    #8426
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users Posts: 12,708 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Joe should be removed from the airwaves. He is a coward of the highest order. Wont let callers speak, or criticise anyone


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    #8427
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Hector Bellend wrote: »
    Why dont Liveline screen calls?

    They do...and these are the winners :):)


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    #8428
    2smiggy
    Registered Users Posts: 20,603 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Hum.... during the day, people aren't at home.
    In the evening they are.

    I wonder if that's anything to do with it, Inspector Cluejoe?

    Plus Castletroy in Limerick is after doubling in size it seems over the last few years


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    #8429
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users Posts: 6,519 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


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    #8430
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    Odyssey 2005 wrote: »
    They do...and these are the winners :):)

    oh god


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    #8431
    A Shaved Duck?
    Registered Users Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭A Shaved Duck?


    1960...im away.


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