Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

ButtersSuki

meep wrote: »

I just made the mistake of attempting to watch a David McSavage Joe sketch dere at random in wurk. I was in puddles after 30 seconds and had to switch it off for fear of losing me job and dat.

Will have a proper look later, so to speak.

Joe: Don't be showin' any a dem videos on here - dja heer me now? Dare blasphemous.


For those of you new to the thread, I'm not actually making that up.

ButtersSuki

POSSIBLY coming up on twoday's show:

• Wan a de most popular and well lived Noooorsing Homes so to speak and dat is closing because de evil HSE is demanding day put in a lift
• WHOY are de cyclists being killed on de road and dat? Protest tomorrow so to speak to hi-lyte dis tragedy
• Anudder tragedy is de industrial skools. Cue reording of Terry yesterday....
• Woman had her leg amputated doesn't qualify for benefits and dat because of a rule from de second Wurldid War. WHOY sez Joe? I'm sure it took all of his restraint not to say "she doesn't have a leg to stand on so to speak"

Camp voyis outro? Shure, shure.


Won't be in twoday callers, enjoy.

ButtersSuki

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 79
Joe Shows: 65
No Show Joe Shows: 14
Breakeens 4 Joe: 14
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 9
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year: €162,500*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

thesandeman

Five deaths, a beating and an amputated leg already. And this is only the promo.

ButtersSuki

thesandeman wrote: »

Five deaths, a beating and an amputated leg already. And this is only the promo.

Are you new here? :pac:

djemba djemba

Perfect chance to ask Joe how his leg is.

ButtersSuki

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

JUST ANUDDER 15 DAYS UNTIL FATEEN HITS THE €200,000* FEES MARK.


*based on figures from 2-15 and dat. He's probably much closer to it, or already passed it by now tbh.

Busi_Girl08

Gonna guess the Ulster Bank debacle is going to take a front seat.

ButtersSuki

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

Gonna guess the Ulster Bank debacle is going to take a front seat.

Well it wasn't on de promo......so yeah, good chance it'll feature!

sligojoek

Will he ask her, how's the other leg?

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

Will he ask her, how's the other leg?

Possibly. Or does she get a discount when buying shoes?

He's busy googling puns right now BEFORE he puts his own foot in it, so to speak.

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

Will he ask her, how's the other leg?

Brindin O'Cardle: If she was a fella she'd have a turd* leg. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......








*turd = third for dose of yous not fluent in De Dubalinese.

Dan Jaman

Amateur Hour again on the continuity buttons.

Dan Jaman

Really, Joe?
If the arsehole had tried to steal my motorcycle, he'd not be talking on the rajo now.

2smiggy

not overly familiar with the story, whoy did they water board him, so to speak

jean contente

Another 'you contacted me Joe' segment on the caller-driven Liveline?

somesoldiers

Brian Cox "Galaxy"
D'Arcy "oh I don't eat them have you tried porridge"

Roger_007

2smiggy wrote: »

not overly familiar with the story, whoy did they water board him, so to speak

Because they have free water...........(from the Water Board):rolleyes:

Dan Jaman

"How do you feeeeeeeeeeelllll?"

Rock Lesnar

How do you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel

Uncharted

Isn't this lad a known convicted fraudster?
Not Joe by the way.....

Odyssey 2005

SF bashing..Joe's agenda

Dan Jaman

Uncharted wrote: »

Isn't this lad a known convicted fraudster?
Not Joe by the way.....

Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth, by all accounts.
Of course, he was there entirely innocently, and had no intention of conning a bike out of anyone.
Did you know my other leg has bells on it?

2smiggy

joe thinks the shaving his head was the worst part ?

SEPT 23 1989

ask him about his previous frauds Joe

Odyssey 2005

What in the name of good God..!;)

somesoldiers

PlayBack?

Would you like to hear the voice of the man who tried to kill you- as if your nightmares weren't vivid enough

Jeff2

They were trying to teach him not to scam people.

Mena Mitty

What colour was the Waterboard

SEPT 23 1989

Joe has waited a long time for this