Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

ButtersSuki

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Horatio on the job.

For the 1,000th time (at least) it’s HoratiJoe.

ButtersSuki

Ronan with his little dig-een again about what "might" be coming up on twoday's show and dat:

• WHOY did de HSE hold de false results "so to speak" (he actually said that) of de wimmin?
• Anudder HSE dominating Da Lahv Lahn again sez he, like yesterday and de foster parents and dat - cue clip from yesterday
• Man following a hearse complaining about getting to a crematorium on time. A burning issue so to speak!
• Nathan Carter doin' a video in Enniskillen on Saturday and looking for people to appear in it. A number of "actors" :rolleyes: have contacted Joe saying they are upset as they won't get paid for dis wurk. Simple solution callers - don't do it then. It's expressly clear you won't be paid so don't do it. But WHOY spoil de chance to make a story out of a non-story?

Camp voyis outro as per usual.

ButtersSuki

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 81
Joe Shows: 67
No Show Joe Shows: 14
Breakeens 4 Joe: 14
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 9
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year: €167,500*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

ButtersSuki

Won't be in again callers. Keep de faith.

SecretsOfEarth

Joe is still de man o' de peeepul albeit dat tree towsand of them have turned away from him recently, so to speak. His listenership figures are down 3,000, but he still has 373,000 udders to entertain.

zell12

SecretsOfEarth wrote: »

Joe is still de man o' de peeepul albeit dat tree towsand of them have turned away from him recently, so to speak. His listenership figures are down 3,000, but he still has 373,000 udders to entertain.

Well done, well done.
Are those JNLR's figures produced by the same people who produce the garda traffic stats?

zell12

withless

The return of the wooden heart thing will surely take all day.

zell12

And we're off

2smiggy

any talk of the heart of St Lawernce's recovery today ??

Odyssey 2005

Gubu;)

Del.Monte

Cancer and imminent death..Joe's happy.

zell12

Incredible Bizarre Incredible Bizarre

Dan Jaman

Kicking off with an unavoidable DEATH.
So predictable.

Odyssey 2005

Late to the party Joe. Darcy been beating this drum already

Dan Jaman

FFS, surely everyone knows that an all-clear isn't 100%?
Errors happen.

zell12

Are we all shocked?
Well Joe said we are

Oops69

How many women will suffer delayed diagnosis because of not going to screening which is the ineviatable outcome of what is ineviatably going to be an irresponsible and scaremongering programme .

Odyssey 2005

Don't worry missus. Joe know all about outsourcing work to another jurisdiction

zell12

Oops69 wrote: »

How many women will suffer delayed diagnosis because of not going to screening which is the ineviatable outcome of what is ineviatably going to be an irresponsible and scaremongering programme .

Every woman, calls, every single one.

zell12

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Don't worry missus. Joe know all about outsourcing work to another jurisdiction

Wha, is he broadcasting from de Philippines or has RTÉ missed a trick?

Odyssey 2005

zell12 wrote: »

Wha, is he broadcasting from de Philippines or has RTÉ missed a trick?

You new .

sligojoek

Reveeerberaaating around the country

Dan Jaman

A natural thick?
Harsh way to speak of the host of the show.

zell12

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

You new .

Thank you for complementing my looks

Odyssey 2005

Maddy-matiks ah-la joe

zell12

Dan Jaman wrote: »

A natural thick?
Harsh way to speak of the host of the show.

a natural T H I C K E

Del.Monte

I knew he would have to replay this - ghoul!

Odyssey 2005

zell12 wrote: »

Thank you for complementing my looks

:)
He got his buke printed off shore...so to speak

zell12

Woman is stunned n shocked on Lahvlahn