Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

anthonyjmaher

Minion?

HeidiHeidi

Have all the boardsie listeners just keeled over and died passed away with the awfulness of it all?

Topgear on Dave

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

Have all the boardsie listeners just keeled over and died passed away with the awfulness of it all?

I heard the first woman DEMANDING an immediate appointment from her own GP despite (no doubt) the GPs being absolutely up the walls with all this and I couldnt take any more.

HeidiHeidi

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

Have all the boardsie listeners just keeled over and died passed away with the awfulness of it all?

Yes!

Caught bits of it in the car. One bit caught my ear in particular but did not get to hear all of it so I might be out of context. One wan wth de cancer said she had 8 clear smears wit nuttin amiss being reported and wanted to know whoy. How many lives has she lived to have 8 routine clear smears in a row and she not being an aul wan sorospeak? Or was it the case that she was recalled BECAUSE things did indeed show up and surely she’d have some hint of dat? I’m here to be edumacated an dat.

suicide_circus

suicide_circus wrote: »

Caller: "...skin failure..."

Joe: "incoherent grunting"

I'm done.

Heard dat too in de car and started to have head failure, and me at de weel so to speak.

ButtersSuki

anthonyjmaher wrote: »

I bet at three o'clock, Joe signs off with the usual sad tones... Then one minute past three... "ha ha f**kers, another 1K in the back pocket of Ireland's greatest socialist".

Ah...what planet are you on Anthony if you think Joe Duffy does 75mins of "Mmmm"s for €1,000? Have you seen De Wurkday Calculator at all at all?

Topgear on Dave

suicide_circus wrote: »

Caller: "...skin failure..."

Joe: "incoherent grunting"

I'm done.

Its for these type posts that I visit this thread :D:D:D
:pac::pac::pac:

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 86
Joe Shows: 72
No Show Joe Shows: 14
Breakeens 4 Joe: 14
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 9
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €180,000*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

Anthony....de above is:

ButtersSuki

FUN FACT:

By lunchtime on January 15th last most of you will have worked more hours than it will have taken Joe to "earn" at least €200,000 so far this year.

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

Yes!

Caught bits of it in the car. One bit caught my ear in particular but did not get to hear all of it so I might be out of context. One wan wth de cancer said she had 8 clear smears wit nuttin amiss being reported and wanted to know whoy. How many lives has she lived to have 8 routine clear smears in a row and she not being an aul wan sorospeak? Or was it the case that she was recalled BECAUSE things did indeed show up and surely she’d have some hint of dat? I’m here to be edumacated an dat.

Joe: dat's all well and good catmaniac, but de real important question dat I need to ask is.....wat colour is yer car?

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Joe: dat's all well and good catmaniac, but de real important question dat I need to ask is.....wat colour is yer car?

It’s black estate-ish type as happens. Funereal looking thing. Wud fit a coffin sort of obliquely wit the back seats folded and de tailgate open a bit, and maybe de front passenger folded down.

meep

Deleted User wrote: »

It’s black estate-ish type as happens. Funereal looking thing. Wud fit a coffin sort of obliquely wit the back seats folded and de tailgate open a bit, and maybe de front passenger folded down.

If you fold down the front passenger, surely you could just pop him/her into the coffin after about 10 minutes, so to speak?

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

It’s black estate-ish type as happens. Funereal looking thing. Wud fit a coffin sort of obliquely wit the back seats folded and de tailgate open a bit, and maybe de front passenger folded down.

Joe: You had me at funeral caller.

ButtersSuki

Da Lahv Lahn Stewdio dis week:

ButtersSuki

For those of you who want some GOLD in yer life:

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057612558

Anudder ting I remember hearing whilst driving de funereal looking black car, Joe prounced Colposcopy as Colosapee, he must be tinking it’s sumtimg like a colonoscopy, because he probably provinces dat virtually the same.

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

Anudder ting I remember hearing whilst driving de funereal looking black car, Joe prounced Colposcopy as Colosapee, he must be tinking it’s sumtimg like a colonoscopy, because he probably provinces dat virtually the same.

Well in de promos alone dis week we've had a dozen or so versions of "Serve-Voy-ickle". Lord knows what frame he's putting on wurds dis week.....

The Talking Bread

Great to see Jake Carter finally getting back onto the Late Late Show tomorrow,

God, it almost feels like a week since he has been on?

BPKS

PBH on Drivetime talking about self-employed/contract RTE wurkers vs PAYE RTE wurkers.

Wonder will Joe bring up this subject?

BPKS

BPKS wrote: »

PBH on Drivetime talking about self-employed/contract RTE wurkers vs PAYE RTE wurkers.

Wonder will Joe bring up this subject?

Lisnin to dis

goose2005

Uncharted wrote: »

Not listening all week and not today either.
I'll tune back in when soapbox Joe loses the lust for surr-vy-he-cal cancer stories. The man is incapable of dealing with these issues and besides he is an absolute ghoul.
I'm convinced if he was a guest on "who do you think you are", he would be an a direct descendant of either 'Burke' or 'Hare' ,
the infamous Scottish grave robbers.

they were Irishmen

goose2005

goose2005 wrote: »

they were Irishmen

He did feature in one of those genealogy programs, I remember the picture of him in India wit de tears as he gazed down on de grave of some relative who was part of British Army or dat and doyed der in forden lands.

Dan Jaman

goose2005 wrote: »

they were Irishmen

Nevertheless, Edinburgh does quite well out of them.

somesoldiers

Deleted User wrote: »

He did feature in one of those genealogy programs, I remember the picture of him in India wit de tears as he gazed down on de grave of some relative who was part of British Army or dat and doyed der in forden lands.

Who do you think you are?so to speak

Uncharted

goose2005 wrote: »

they were Irishmen

Plying their trade in Scotland....

ButtersSuki

Uncharted wrote: »

Plying their trade in Scotland....

All the best of Ireland gets exported:

• Our graverobbers
• Our convicts
• Our butter
• De publishing of Joe's buke....

ButtersSuki

Just a walk around de bay dis morning to get ready for de show:



Then makin' me way to Montrose:



And checking De EYEfone for any messages from Yew:


Call us now...or alternatively don't, and de researchers will find you on Facebuke or Twitter and we'll call you.

Mena Mitty

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Da Lahv Lahn Stewdio dis week:

Mount Vesuvius.

ButtersSuki

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Mount Vesuvius.

Joe: You mount her, I'm busy wit de callers.

Mena Mitty

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Joe: You mount her, I'm busy wit de callers.

I'm not dat type of gal.