Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

Dan Jaman

16? get a grip, missus.

vicwatson

Anti smart phone women a definite No, she has all the answers to everything (a bit like Duffy)

thecretinhop

Guuoagal

McDermotX

Oooooohhhhhhh.......you're wrong


Bad line....bad line

Odyssey 2005

Ah FUK off and get SKY. Ya one tracked dinasour

Uncharted

Dan Jaman wrote: »

16? get a grip, missus.

She sounds like Aunt Lydia from the Handmaid's Tale.

Gilead on line 2..... under Joe's eye

pc7

An Claidheamh wrote: »

Smartphones/tablets are just used in place of televisions.
.

They are if you download a show or use netflix etc. But if you hand it to the kid and just press play you are at risk of stuff popping up, so not exactly the same as a tv.

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 89
Joe Shows: 75
No Show Joe Shows: 14
Breakeens 4 Joe: 14
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 9
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €187,500*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

In case you missed it and on the offchance he comes in for the rest of this week and up to and including next Wednesday 16th May the self-professed man o de peeple and wurking class man wit a wurking class wurk ettic will hit the

€200,000 mark in fees for 100hours "wurk".

Most, if not all of you, had worked more than 100hours by lunchtime on January 18th. The saddest part of the above is he's likely already surpassed it as the baseline figures on which the above are calculated on are 2 years out of date.

Vladimir Poontang

We need legislation to make phones over 16 Joe!


For **** sake, the geriatric brigade just keep renewing like ****ing gremlins

Odyssey 2005

I bet her next crusade is to ban disposable nappies.

BarryD2

This is a ridiculous waste of time. The woman could have given her child a laptop with the cartoon on it or put a desktop on. This one has a thing for phones.

Hector Savage

Where the bloody hell is my Midwich Cuckoos ??? !!!!

withless

What the hell are they arguing over?!

somesoldiers

isn't there a kids YouTube? does that be havin de ads for the abortions an dat

Dan Jaman

That auld wan won't be happy until 1958 rolls around again.

An Claidheamh

pc7 wrote: »

They are if you download a show or use netflix etc. But if you hand it to the kid and just press play you are at risk of stuff popping up, so not exactly the same as a tv.

I agree, but this lady seems to think that the original caller is somehow grossly irresponsible or that it's not common.

Hector Savage

withless wrote: »

What the hell are they arguing over?!

I have no idea, but my Midwich Cuckoos still hasn't arrived!!

somesoldiers

Hector Savage wrote: »

Where the bloody hell is my Mittwoch Cuckoos ??? !!!!

ah did it not come yet?

Dan Jaman

Vladimir Poontang wrote: »

We need legislation to make phones over 16 Joe!


For **** sake, the geriatric brigade just keep renewing like ****ing gremlins

There's no shortage of the bu66ers. I like to think I'm not the same as them.:D
That wan sounded like she was born aged 40 and it got worse from there.

ButtersSuki

somesoldiers wrote: »

as a contractor Joe has the Sword of Damocles hanging over him, he can be booted out at any minute so to speak

:pac:
Funnier than anything ever said on a FunnyFryday.

FACT.

Vladimir Poontang

Forget making phones over 16, instead ban the over 40s from the internet lol

pc7

somesoldiers wrote: »

isn't there a kids YouTube? does that be havin de ads for the abortions an dat

I think they've been targeting it, also some cartoons/shows on it are meant to be a bit weird and you should still monitor them https://mamabearapp.com/youtube-kids-app-safety-concerns/

meep

ButtersSuki wrote: »

De DG (who is scared sh*tless of him based on the evidence we have to hand would likely increase his fees and tell him he's amazing without ever mentioning the BAI or breaking the rules or anything of the sort. Move along, nothing to see here.

De DG, Dee, so to speak?

Uncharted

Hector Savage wrote: »

Where the bloody hell is my Midwich Cuckoos ??? !!!!

Don't blame An Post Hector..... they're grate grate grate so dey are sez Joe

Odyssey 2005

This one from KK again on farcy

somesoldiers

pc7 wrote: »

I think they've been targeting it, also some cartoons/shows on it are meant to be a bit weird and you should still monitor them https://mamabearapp.com/youtube-kids-app-safety-concerns/

yeah especially the foren ones and Johnny Johnny Yes Papa


I like Bounce Patrol

pc7

Ask the good Senator about his legal action with Paddy Jackson joe!

An Claidheamh

Attention seeking c#€t!

BPKS

Ask him about his tweet about the Belfast Rape trial Joe.

Hector Savage

Attacking trains ???

Jaysus