Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

Uncharted · 09-05-2018 2:27pm

Stood in the toilet for a year.

Is she Nigerian?

Odyssey 2005 · 09-05-2018 2:27pm

Jackanory.

ButtersSuki · 09-05-2018 2:28pm

I'm not listening today and can barely monitor de thread.....should listen back later?

Text Y for NO and N for YES to de usual number.

An Claidheamh · 09-05-2018 2:29pm

BPKS wrote: »

Are we so fcukin helpless as a nation of people now that they have to run an advertising campaign to tell us we need to plan when and how we get to the polling station to vote and if we are bringing the kids with us or not.

Talk about nannystate-ism.

Yet, in the last referendum there were people taking photographs/selfies in polling booths - a massive breach in protocol.

And intransigent muppets from both sides will complain that there vote was affected by not knowing this or that.

Uncharted · 09-05-2018 2:29pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I'm not listening today and can barely monitor de thread.....should listen back later?

Text Y for NO and N for YES to de usual number.

S for sure sure sure..... grate.

Uncharted · 09-05-2018 2:30pm

Couldnt get a job?
She would have made a brilliant toilet cleaner in fairness....

Dan Jaman · 09-05-2018 2:30pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I'm not listening today and can barely monitor de thread.....should listen back later?

Text Y for NO and N for YES to de usual number.

That's a Big N, buddy. Ten-four, y'all.

Odyssey 2005 · 09-05-2018 2:31pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I'm not listening today and can barely monitor de thread.....should listen back later?

Text Y for NO and N for YES to de usual number.

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^^^
Toilet break

Odyssey 2005 · 09-05-2018 2:32pm

What do bully's become ??

Dan Jaman · 09-05-2018 2:32pm

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

What do bully's become ??

Arseholes, usually.

thecretinhop · 09-05-2018 2:32pm

i went to fun loving criminals gig years ago. surreal day. guy bumped into me was going to give him guff turned around it was chris Eubank...
got on bus to town me and my mate only people on it barr a drunk redneck. driver leaves to get coffee redneck thinks taking bus for a drive... he got about 200 metres but cops were watching him he bailed and ran into an estate.
get into town after show bash for flc hot tickets to get. as we were going in my friends ticket flew up into the air and into the venue. huey from flc was walking in and the ticket stuck to his foot! lots of arguing we got in.
my friend and used do music then huey asked us to jam. unfortunately it got lost in translation and flc security werenot up for it. quite fun for me as a 25 stone bouncer from the bronx pickedme up like an ant and threw me about 5 foot...
end of night met this fantatist promoter (turned out he was a scam artist) gave him my home number... he rings three months later at 1150pm my ould one answered it gave him a bolloxing. ah a great time lol

Odyssey 2005 · 09-05-2018 2:32pm

Fast forward to 1979 ?

An Claidheamh · 09-05-2018 2:34pm

It seems to me that school principals need to be held to account.

They do little less. Appear to care more for the reputation of the school than helping the student.

A few lawsuits, bad publicity and naming and shaming would force them to act I suspect.

meep · 09-05-2018 2:34pm

meep wrote: »

By the way, do we think we'll hear the ad. for employees being duped into working as contractors during da lahvline? It's on during one o'clock news every day this week.

Dey did play it, so to speak.

Odyssey 2005 · 09-05-2018 2:35pm

thecretinhop wrote: »

i went to fun loving criminals gig years ago. surreal day. guy bumped into me was going to give him guff turned around it was chris Eubank...
got on bus to town me and my mate only people on it barr a drunk redneck. driver leaves to get coffee redneck thinks taking bus for a drive... he got about 200 metres but cops were watching him he bailed and ran into an estate.
get into town after show bash for flc hot tickets to get. as we were going in my friends ticket flew up into the air and into the venue. huey from flc was walking in and the ticket stuck to his foot! lots of arguing we got in.
my friend and used do music then huey asked us to jam. unfortunately it got lost in translation and flc security werenot up for it. quite fun for me as a 25 stone bouncer from the bronx pickedme up like an ant and threw me about 5 foot...
end of night met this fantatist promoter (turned out he was a scam artist) gave him my home number... he rings three months later at 1150pm my ould one answered it gave him a bolloxing. ah a great time lol

Emmm

An Claidheamh · 09-05-2018 2:36pm

thecretinhop wrote: »

i went to fun loving criminals gig years ago. surreal day. guy bumped into me was going to give him guff turned around it was chris Eubank...
got on bus to town me and my mate only people on it barr a drunk redneck. driver leaves to get coffee redneck thinks taking bus for a drive... he got about 200 metres but cops were watching him he bailed and ran into an estate.
get into town after show bash for flc hot tickets to get. as we were going in my friends ticket flew up into the air and into the venue. huey from flc was walking in and the ticket stuck to his foot! lots of arguing we got in.
my friend and used do music then huey asked us to jam. unfortunately it got lost in translation and flc security werenot up for it. quite fun for me as a 25 stone bouncer from the bronx pickedme up like an ant and threw me about 5 foot...
end of night met this fantatist promoter (turned out he was a scam artist) gave him my home number... he rings three months later at 1150pm my ould one answered it gave him a bolloxing. ah a great time lol

Talk to Joe so.

Odyssey 2005 · 09-05-2018 2:37pm

A fello writer joe..

Mena Mitty · 09-05-2018 2:37pm

I was the recipient of the compass epidural on more than one occasion in Secondary school, awful sensation when you least expect it.

There was an oval hole between the seat and the back of the seat on those godawful grey plastic chairs. More often than not you'd get the compass stuck into your buttocks but on a few occasions it was stuck into the base of my spine and what happened....?? I got sent to the Principle office with the culprit for 'acting the maggot'