Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

Borderfox

do ye have to be puttin the bogeys on yer hands to handles dem

withless

How much can he get out of 2 joint snails? 400,000 quid a year.

2smiggy

Ten Pin wrote: »

Invasive species...

What could possibly go wrong

Any chance they eat Japanese Knotweed

sur we can bring in some other pesky species to eat the snails after they eat the knotweed

Borderfox

30-35 now your in the halfpenny place

McDermotX

'And how do these snails move ?'


'Eh....like a snail, Joe.'

Dan Jaman

Only takes a couple of stupid careless feckers and we've got a problem.

2smiggy

Borderfox

is David on the wacky baccy?

thecretinhop

what sort of clown buys these for pets?

Borderfox

Put a reg plate on the shell

Ally Dick

Whacker wont back down with his theories even when clobbered with facts

withless

Is this an east wicklow or a west wicklow problem?

thecretinhop

they get the bus joe ffs

2smiggy

thecretinhop wrote: »

what sort of clown buys these for pets?

they are not exactly cuddly

Dan Jaman

Borderfox wrote: »

Put a reg plate on the shell

"Dey vay hick ule was proceeding in a weshterly direction, at a speed beyond what our car could manage."
"What kind of vehicle was it?"
"It was a snail."

McDermotX

We're completely overrun with these things apparently.

Uncharted

Foreign snails coming in here and eating the free houses they got from the government. It's a disgrace Joe!

Dan Jaman

Bollocks, it is a simple evolutionary step for some of them to start seeking survival shelter.

thecretinhop

beep beep

McDermotX

Nature......finds a way.



Dudududududu....dududuu

Hector Savage

How did we get here ?

BarryD2

PauloMN wrote: »

Tying up the loose ends when someone passes away is a pain, and can be upsetting but it's not a reason to be getting Joe involved tbh.

That's what I thought earlier. Why didn't Peadar just send off the €5.90 and be done with it? Part of the terms and conditions of citizenship etc etc

And yes, whilst the letter may seem pointless, it does keep someone in employment in the public service

thecretinhop

Hector Savage wrote: »

How did we get here ?

yep same thing im asking

Roger_007

Hector Savage wrote: »

How did we get here ?

Well.....there was a girl rabbit and a boy rabbit, and they were very much in love...............etc etc.:D

Dan Jaman

Joe giggling like a dog with a whiff of laughing gas at his own joke.

thecretinhop

you could have a career in pets
david or you could get meningitis classic lol

McDermotX

Next week on Livelahn........my kids got meningitis in school.

McDermotX

Whacker not impressed

Mike Guide 69

Ratkoooonnn!!!!

Roger_007

Ive heard that if you remove their shells they become sluggish!