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Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak
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somesoldiers wrote: »"China Cutlery" you mean chopsticks?
Was the above a punchline to a Sil Fox "joke"?
#racist
Joe: It's not racist because it's good old-fashioned humour so to speak.somesoldiers wrote: »How about you do the show for fiver fees Joe, you and all the funny frydayers!
Lol! Are you new here?TheHomeService wrote: »You forgot Joe saying that the Australian Scammers traded in "Australian DOLLARS, as they call it"
I haven't heard him say that, but WHOY should I be surprised?Jesus , kill me now , moany friggin Monday , I’m out .
MOANY Munday
TERRYBULL Chewsday
WOEFUL Wednizzday
TERMINAL (illness) Turrsday
Funny/Foyver FrydayTrinity student.
That helps, I suppose.
<that's TREE mentions of TRINITY>
Did you know Joe went to Trinity caller? Prob. not, he's very modest about it and rarely mentions it..........:rolleyes:Jesus he's a pain in the hole.
Joe or the caller?You've worked for 37 weeks
Joe works 37 weeks too........I think joe would disagree with you on the money for nothing. I mean joe has to operate two eye pads and talk to people. He'd probably say RTÉ get a bargain.
He thinks he's underpaid. "Who am I to say what a nurse should be paid?" is one of my favourite Fateen quotes.SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »insulting the judge on the national airwaves is the way to go
Hoe or the caller?
TheHomeService wrote: »3rd issue of the day. 3rd one not on promo.
Noting new there.Hector Bellend wrote: »Your man really needs to stop making that noise with his mouth.
It sounds like he's picking his arsehole.
Joe or the caller?bottlebrush wrote: »TV licence for a fiver
Two chances.somesoldiers wrote: »Surely mick is a big business man and doesn't need this vital lifeline that is FYver fryday
No, but it's free advertising for Joe's friend and neighbour.You could hire Fateen for 45 seconds for a foyver
You couldn't actually:
€2,500 / 75mins* = €33.33 per minute.
€33.33 per minute / 60 = 0.55 per second.
Therefore a fiver gets you 9.09 seconds of Fateen's time....just enough time to say "Oh good luck sez you moriya".
*I'm allowing him the full 75mins even though there's usually 10mins of breakeens for RTE Ads/What's coming up on D'Arcy etc.'we're giving away 2x pillows for a fiver'
This could be a junior cert. ordinary level English comprehension question. What's wrong with this senteance?
Also, is fiver friday, not €55 Friday?
What's €55 Fryday? Serious question.Madrass mick ? Who you can't joe pronounce everyday things properly(or at least how most pronounce them) ?
Joe normally says "Matt-Tress" and "Matt-Tress Mick". Maybe he's doing curries now? Madras Mick's Curry House?It isn't.
I think it's fair to say what buttersuki claimed was on today's show is gone.
I KNOW DAT! I KNOW DAT! I KNOW DAT!
In my defence I always preface the preview with "POSSIBLY coming up on twoday's show"A special website ? RTE.ie not good enough joe ?
DO NOT FOCKING TELL ME THEY'RE OPENING A WEBSITE FOR FYVERFRYDAY? Knowing RTE they'll spend a million Euro on it for one day's use a year. Some agency is going to get rich off the back of this.Joe begging for callers.... caller driven show folks
Nothing new there.Your staff called me.....
This has become a regular comment. They're not his staff, they're RTE's. I'm sure he corrected the caller on that too?"Well spotted" says joe. Spotted what joe ?
When he says "Well spotted" it's rarely something that's well spotted; just like when he says "Well done!", it rarely merits praise.Tim mc Graw....such a world famous internationally respected superstar that Joe had to describe him to us
He's be huge in the country scene tin the Yew Ess Ay in fairness. He also did a song with Nelly.....crossover country and hip hop - what could go wrong?
His wife is Faith Hill btw. Worth a google!Tell us the full story ,says he.
Then proceeds to talk all over her at every opportunity.
True pro.thecretinhop wrote: »fateen trying to get de U S and A audience
Well RTE would have us believe all of the major American networks are lining up to poach him, Tubs and D'Arcy.......hence why de fees have to go up every year.......I suspect Joe has a clip lined up.
Ever the true pro, he couldn't cue it without it breaking through.
Half a million a year, folks.
Underpaid he is!Ha ha ha ha outta Joe .......
WHAT'S THE JOKE!
I FOCKING HATE WHEN HE DOES THAT.somesoldiers wrote: »you must have missed the 402 Versatis users
Lucky you.Superstar?
Never heard of him.
See above.Like super dehydrated. Why did people cheer when she said he wasn't coming back out.
Joe trying his best to cause issues with the audience.
Remaining impartial like the true pro he is and not trying to rabble rouse at all.....:rolleyes:I thankfully did.
Lucky you.somesoldiers wrote: »What happened Mondo?
He went to Hollywood to conquer it and become famous.
Remember that?:DTime of incident defined as the time in Fair City that the two girls were talking about Mondo.
OMFG!
Imagine that in a court!
It's possible in Ireland I suspect.Badger2009 wrote: »The time Mondo was talking. Is that Greenwich mean time or central european time?
It's de middle of de night over there time.Hector Savage wrote: »fatwa ???SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »he actually said that:o
Tell em please that's a joke?
Is this guy smoking crack ?Seriously - DO NOT leave your washing machine or dishwasher run and go to bed.
Wat colour was de washing masheen? White, Silver, or Black?Percy Judd wrote: »€6.50 reduced to a fiver.
I'll be sure to make the 220km round trip from Dublin to avail of those savings.
I'll be right behind you! Don't forget to stop in Athlone for de Orgasm-inducing 5 Cream Buns for €5 on yer way.free advertisement is worth a lot of €5s to these people. thats all it is no matter what Joe says its just free ads.
Indeed. On the show with fock all ad revenue and a likely cost of €1m+ per year.I thought he wanted to take away from online sales?
Don't trust de internetsomesoldiers wrote: »plus the fees for Joe and the FF crew, The cost of an OB, the free advertisings all week on RTE....
I've previosuly estimated the cost of an OB to be around €25,000 - €40,000. But shure it's only taxpayers money and it helps boost Joe's ego and fame so whoy not?Rusty trombones for a fiver in Arklow Joe.....
I'm pretty sure Fateen has no idea what a rusty trombone is. You shuld call in tomorrow from your musical instrument shop offering dis wunderful, fantastic offer so to speak.anthonyjmaher wrote: »So he expects all private businesses to pay their staff while the state tells them to stay at home. And now he expects private businesses to sell off their wares for nothing to support RTE's Funny Friday. One question Joe, where does the money for your wages come from?
De Licence Fee caller.....designed to support the staff, friends, families and contractors of RTE.Rock Lesnar wrote: »I couldnt comment as i was out for my walk but what is a "mat dress", he kept mentioning it before he got mattress mick on the line
See above caller.0 -
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De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:
Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 51
Joe Shows: 46
No Show Joe Shows: 5
Breakeens 4 Joe: 5
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 1 (first show for de full-time host on March 9th!)
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year: €115,000*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).
Don't forget:
Fateen has now taken home (approx.) at least €100,000** AFTER TAX already dis year!!!!! De bestest part? You likely worked more hours by Jan. 11th than he has worked year to date to have "earned" dat amount so to speak.......
*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
**De Corporation Tax @12.5% caller for corporations and dat, not de PAYE dat most of yisser all pay. After all, Fateen is a Corporation and not a one man band who's set up a company for de sole purpose of avoiding a much higher rate of tax he'd have to pay if he were paid as a regular employee for de exact same job he does now so to speak. One rule for de rich.........
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