Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

somesoldiers

Do you have an Israeli sang-witches

normally 6, 6.50 wow

morebarn2

Joe is on Maura and Daithi now, promoting Fiver Friday.

morebarn2

And in his own words, some of the comedians who will be there on the day should be inside the Courthouse for crimes against comedy. Nice to know that he recognizes quality of who he puts on the airwaves every Funny Friday at our expense.

withless

morebarn2 wrote: »

Joe is on Maura and Daithi now, promoting Fiver Friday.

He's just trying to get a bit of a buzz going around the place.

ButtersSuki

morebarn2 wrote: »

Joe is on Maura and Daithi now, promoting Fiver Friday.

Shure he may as well hang on for a bit of shameless self-promotion AND OF COURSE DE EXTRA FEES.

ButtersSuki

Quality show by the looks of it today......did he successfully manage not to reference the group everyone knows was behind the croyme spree down under so to speak (be day de English or Irish variant so to speak)?

BPKS

Again Liveline almost caused me to crash the car today.

Joe discussing the "Irish gang" in Australia. Cuts to break with promo for the D'Arcy show. D'Arcy says he will be interviewing Tommy Tiernan and two people celebrating the anniversary of traveller ethnicity.

Brilliant.

Dan Jaman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Quality show by the looks of it today......did he successfully manage not to reference the group everyone knows was behind the croyme spree down under so to speak (be day de English or Irish variant so to speak)?

Dat would be de bad, bad, bad bast4rds?
Yes, lots of verbal diarrhoea footwork involved.

ButtersSuki

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Dat would be de bad, bad, bad bast4rds?
Yes, lots of verbal diarrhoea footwork involved.

Did Fateen tell the Ozzies "don't be worried now petal, day won't be back....dja hear me now?" before he signed off? Or was he putting on de posh voyis for de fordeners?

dvcireland

Today on Liveline.

R.I.P Stephen Hawkings:

"...I had him in the cab once...didn't charge him for the wheelchair"

Jimmy, A Taxi / professional driver at the Airport

"...loved him in Ironside..."

Eddie in Coolock

somesoldiers

Joe won't let this pass, he'll have to give the nod to a fellow member of the intelligentsia while he bungles his way through mattymatticks and dat

"Stephen discovered that black holes weren't black in the middle"
Joe " did he have a big telescope or wha"

ButtersSuki

“And Stephen as we know had a very strong Irish connection; his first Matty Matticks teacher’s turd cousin twice removed’s cat was part of a litter of anudder cat who was owned so to speak by a man who himself was 4th generation Irish as de family did emigrated to de Yew Kay during de famine and dat. Not many peeple know dat so to speak....”

ButtersSuki

dvcireland wrote: »

Today on Liveline.

R.I.P Stephen Hawkings:

"...I had him in the cab once...didn't charge him for the wheelchair"

Jimmy, A Taxi / professional driver at the Airport

I call bull on that one - a Dubalin Taxi Driver would have found a way to charge him dubble.:pac:

2smiggy

This could fairly horrific today if he tries to cover Stephen Hawkins death :eek:

bottlebrush

ButtersSuki wrote: »

“And Stephen as we know had a very strong Irish connection; his first Matty Matticks teacher’s turd cousin twice removed’s cat was part of a litter of anudder cat who was owned so to speak by a man who himself was 4th generation Irish as de family did emigrated to de Yew Kay during de famine and dat. Not many peeple know dat so to speak....”

brilliant!

Dan Jaman

dvcireland wrote: »

Today on Liveline.

R.I.P Stephen Hawkings:

"...I had him in the cab once...didn't charge him for the wheelchair"

Jimmy, A Taxi / professional driver at the Airport

"...loved him in Ironside..."

Eddie in Coolock

withless

"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."

Stephen Hawking

TheHomeService

withless wrote: »

"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."

Stephen Hawking

That could be Fateen's motto.

Odyssey 2005

Could be a right Goul-fest today.
Stephen Hawking death
Liam O Flynn death
First anniversary of Rescue 116..

He'll be like a dog with 10 mickeys today.

Mike Guide 69

TheHomeService wrote: »

That could be Fateen's motto.

Or Jose Mourinho's............:p

ButtersSuki

Fateen in twoday....caught the promo but on de EYEfone so here's de abridged version:

• Tedious link to FoyverFryday to start - "it's 20 to 1 which means it's 2 days to FoyverFryday on De Eve of St. Patrick's Day"
• Clara Carmichael from Oz clip from yesterday's show (I assume)
• Loophole parking in Drawda and dat...."de wunderful Drawda" sez Joe when he probably hasn't been dare since he was sent dare as a lackie on Gaybo's show
• FoyverFryday links - "getting a bizz of auld buzz goin'" and de incredibly annoying FOYVER WAN DUBBLE FOYVER WAN number given out at de end - no email address from anywhere in de wurild today dough - maybe de 'puter is down?

Camp voyis outro? Of course! Of course?

ButtersSuki

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 52
Joe Shows: 47
No Show Joe Shows: 5
Breakeens 4 Joe: 5
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 1 (first show for de full-time host on March 9th!)
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year: €117,500*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.

sligojoek

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Could be a right Goul-fest today.
Stephen Hawking death
Liam O Flynn death
First anniversary of Rescue 116..

He'll be like a dog with 10 mickeys today.

Rescue 116 is D'Arcy's territory.

Odyssey 2005

sligojoek wrote: »

Rescue 116 is D'Arcy's territory.

There's an answer to that.

Oops69

One voice synthesis enabled wheelchair for a fiber , any takers?

TheHomeService

"Foiyve one foiyver Friday one"

sligojoek

Fiver wun fiver Friday wun.

Dan Jaman

More Auld Tat

TheHomeService

Getting a buzz around de place.

Oops69

Joes new skill , reading the yellow pages !