Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

Dan Jaman

I think most of his friends are gone due to him.

2smiggy

not sure what she wants. I can relate to what she is saying, but if u don't want him, the hostels have him barred , and he is released from prison, where do u want him to go ?

Rock Lesnar

Hes 40, a big dose of cop on is needed here

sligojoek

You say he's the eldest. Has he any brothers or sisters?

Dan Jaman

Joe was obviously saving this one for today.

Mena Mitty

2smiggy wrote: »

not sure what she wants. I can relate to what she is saying, but if u don't want him, the hostels have him barred , and he is released from prison, where do u want him to go ?

A galvanize garden shed out the back of the mother's house for starters.

somesoldiers

Ah-Sure-E

Dan Jaman

sligojoek wrote: »

You say he's the eldest. Has he any brothers or sisters?

Maybe they're gender-free and don't want to be put in a box.

TheHomeService

This is very sad but, in all seriousness, what is the point of this call?

buried

Joe having a great feed here

Roger_007

His family, including his mother, don't want to have anything to do with him. Why does she expect anyone else to help?

Odyssey 2005

Rock Lesnar wrote: »

Hes 40, a big dose of cop on is needed here

You spelt kick in the hole wrong.

BPKS

Send him to the nuns in Athy - they seem to be able to work miracles. They'd probably take no sh1te from him either and wouldnt be pandering to him.

TheHomeService

Could one of Joe's tame padres not invite him to live in a Presbytery?

Odyssey 2005

TheHomeService wrote: »

This is very sad but, in all seriousness, what is the point of this call?

A time filler-inner

Oops69

He hasn’t got tears yet which is why he’s dragging g this out , I’d say she can’t even cry anymore she’s so exhausted with him .

anthonyjmaher

"He's probably angry with himself the peur man".
He's probably listening back to your podcast about Mary McAleese and his blood is boiling at your bias, Joe, same as the rest of us were.

TheHomeService

BPKS wrote: »

Send him to the nuns in Athy - they seem to be able to work miracles. They'd probably take no sh1te from him either and wouldnt be pandering to him.

Cuan Mhuire?

Very good reputation, I believe.

Dan Jaman

Mena Mitty wrote: »

A galvanize garden shed out the back of the mother's house for starters.

He'd only sell it for a tenner bag.

buried

One of the lads from Trainspotting here to help

Odyssey 2005

I could walk 500 miles
And I could walk 500 more...

Uncharted

Inaudible mutterings........ tut tutting......aww petal....
..shure shure.........sharp intake of breath.....inane misery questions.... potentially crowbar in a death in the family angle. Rinse and repeat. Job well done so to speak.

Oops69

The scot sounds like someone’s choking him .

2smiggy

Mena Mitty wrote: »

A galvanize garden shed out the back of the mother's house for starters.

a man i knew was given a caravan out the back of his mothers house, but never left in the house again. booze was his big problem

TheHomeService

Who is this Scottish smart arse? And, if he has all the answers, let him help the puer man.

Uncharted

buried wrote: »

One of the lads from Trainspotting here to help

Nay wey Swannie, I'm uff da skag!

TheHomeService

D'ya ken John Bull, petal?

Uncharted

What colour was the brown caller? ...... so to speak

Oops69

A few wee bottles of Irn Bru will sort him out .

humberklog

Anyone else imagining the Little Britain Scottish youth councillor?
"Okay gang, gimme 3 street words for heroin!"


I think he just swallowed the phone!