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Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

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  • Registered Users Posts: 39,589 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    TULLAMORAY!
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 1,291 ✭✭✭meep


    Where is Tull-a-mor-é ???


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,050 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Here we go lads, JC's, christmas trees for a foiver!!!!
    remember to pick up the Spanish wine from Spain

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • Registered Users Posts: 17,061 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Was that the worst ending ever to Liveline?


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,062 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Mena's Athlete Foot Emporium Limited.




    Foive pairs of winklepickers....a foiver.

    Foive pairs of Court shoes....a foiver.

    Foive pairs of shoelaces.....a foiver.

    Foive pairs of de Dealer boots....a foiver

    ......and Farmers Foiver Friday special on all wellies.......foiver a wellie.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Darcy gone again


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Darcy gone again

    Probably out searching for the wreckage of 116 as we speak . Another ghoul


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,061 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Darcy gone again

    There was only some much Cheltenham he could take


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,798 ✭✭✭goose2005


    McDermotX wrote: »
    I work 10 hrs a day.......


    Duffy - "My God !!!!!!!!!!!"

    "and what do you the other six days, petal?"


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Lukes like I missed anudder classic and dat......:rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Lukes like I missed anudder classic and dat......:rolleyes:

    Not to worry petal, ja hear me. Sure ye can download it on the player,so to speak.....sure the player even works on the Australian internets too!


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Uncharted wrote: »
    Not to worry petal, ja hear me. Sure ye can download it on the player,so to speak.....sure the player even works on the Australian internets too!

    Dat's a great service to be fair. Is dare an email address I could send an email in to say "Well done! Well done! Well done RTE for providing dis wunderful, fantastic service so to speak"?


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    The email address, like yourself, is very simple.

    joe@rte.ie


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    sligojoek wrote: »
    The email address, like yourself, is very simple.

    joe@rte.ie

    Ooooh. Dat hurts so it duz.

    And I thought we were friends so to speak?:pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Ooooh. Dat hurts so it duz.

    And I thought we were friends so to speak?:pac:

    Sorry, I couldn't resist it.

    I think it's a quote from a Frank Kelly pi$$take of the old "Dear somebody" slot from years ago.

    "The answer, like yourself, is very simple."

    I've been waiting years to use it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,050 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Phoenix Nights : Deleted Scenes

    “I had Sil Fox when he was funny,” Jim Bowen reveals.

    Brian (Peter Kay) gasps: “Bl***dy hell, that’s going back some years

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • Registered Users Posts: 6,970 ✭✭✭furiousox


    RIP Ken Dodd & Jim Bowen
    (Non-dart player went first)

    CPL 593H



  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    furiousox wrote: »
    RIP Ken Dodd & Jim Bowen
    (Non-dart player went first)

    Wuurdy of 2 tanks...so to speak


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,515 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Sorry, I couldn't resist it.

    I think it's a quote from a Frank Kelly pi$$take of the old "Dear somebody" slot from years ago.

    "The answer, like yourself, is very simple."

    I've been waiting years to use it.

    Bitter lad Joe, insulting a Boards Don.

    Tut tut


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Bitter lad Joe, insulting a Boards Don.

    Tut tut

    Tonight,he shall sleep wit de fishes,so to speak.

    On line 2........Frank de fishmonger, 3 plaice fer a foyver in Ark-la


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  • Registered Users Posts: 72,664 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    Can I register my headshop for Fiver Friday? :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,515 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Fat blunts a fiver?

    Good call lad.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    How many times will Fateen mangle 51551 today?


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Skoda for a Foiver?


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    There's an American Stores between Kells & Virginia I went in one day looking for a baloney sandwich and they hadn't a clue what I was talking about


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,611 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    which is worse, funny friday or fiver friday ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 39,589 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Irish Daily Hatemail?
    No fekin thanks.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    2smiggy wrote: »
    which is worse, funny friday or fiver friday ?

    that's a tough one


    Would you sooner
    Run a mile
    Suck a boil
    Eat a bag of snots


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,708 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Joe save the Fiver Friday nonsense till tomorrow. I won't be tuning in


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  • Registered Users Posts: 17,061 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Could I wipe my hole with the Daily Mail digital edition?


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