Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

BPKS

"I emailed Shane Ross to come home with me some day"

lazygal

What's she on about, email the Oireachtas? Who does she think is in charge of the Luas in there?

TheHomeService

In an astonishing* turn of events, Duffy decides to link this directly to the Gubbermint.

*by astonishing, I mean utterly predictable.

somesoldiers

Mano a Mano- so to speak

BPKS

Joe had no problem with the congestion in College Green when the students were protesting outside Trinity the other day.

mojesius

You have a choice...slower bus or fast Luas. Or you could walk/cycle

lazygal

There's an amazing thing called a dart timetable, where it will tell you what time the train will come so you're not waiting 20 minutes.

somesoldiers

Lol- add for Aer Lingus US flights

Dan Jaman

The frequency should be upped dramatically, sez Joe.

Really, Joe.
I wonder how much (extra millions) it would cost to lay on twice or thrice the number of trams / trains for a couple of hours a day, and they'd be running empty for 90% of the time, or off the line.

Get a grip, you fool.

meep

Love how there's Ads for Aer Lingus to the US, including US immigration pre-clear plug. Just to rub it in to the indignant musician.

TheHomeService

For feck's sake! If the RTE gravy train wasn't sucking up more and more public money, there would be more funds for enhancements to the "permanent way" as Fateen calls it!!!!

Old Mr Crickley

Joe makes him sound like the family dog. "Fetch back up the house, she won't let him in"

thecretinhop

death drug porn for fateen

somesoldiers

Don't read the pome

TheHomeService

Caller, please, please, please don't embarrass yourself by reading a poem.

meep

Do you want to read out the poem dere love, so to speak.

Why do people feel compelled to write bad poetry in response to everything and anything?

Dan Jaman

Is there a poem threatening on the horizon?

Uncharted

A good kick up the hole wouldn't have went astray

TheHomeService

If she does read it, wait for Joe's orgasmic grunting afterwards:

"Wonderful powerful glimpse, frame, insight"

minikin

Did someone phone in a poem-scare?

McDermotX

Became unwell.....

somesoldiers

difference
unwell
cycle

BPKS

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Is there a poem threatening on the horizon?

Yes.

Yew is just trying to line up a bit of pan-pipes to play in the background

Dan Jaman

He went through every cycle in the country.
Nicking them and flogging them on Dung Deal?

Roger_007

Became unwell?

Mena Mitty

meep wrote: »

Do you want to read out the poem dere love, so to speak.

Why do people feel compelled to write bad poetry in response to everything and anything?

They do be expressing their innermost tauts and feelings sotospeak.

Uncharted

Cry me a river sure Mammy.

TheHomeService

BPKS wrote: »

Yes.

Yew is just trying to line up a bit of pan-pipes to play in the background

Funny though that is, I bet you are right.

We may end with the recitation of the 12 step prayer guff we had to endure before.

Uncharted

Just do what Fateen did and pretend they're dead. Worked for him for years.

Dan Jaman

BPKS wrote: »

Yes.

Yew is just trying to line up a bit of pan-pipes to play in the background

Ah; there's nothing like the haunting strains of a good aul' bit of Peruvian Nose Flute music to set it off.