The who the feck is on the Late Late tonight thread - 02/03/18

Royal Legend

Deirdre's fkuced off now as well.

Welsh Megaman

Joe's back in the audience, so to speak.

anthonyjmaher

So, you're saying he didn't use the rope. Can I ask, where is the aforementioned rope?

screamer

Oh for **** sake I'm outta here guys. Snow joking on it. Just pure awful tonight.

Say Your Number

Farmer with a man bun, what in the name of Jesus??????

Cowboy Song is a class tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9f_HHV5Pc4

sligojoek

sudzs

The guest is an audience member or they made an audience member a guest???

Is the rest of the audience full of Schrödinger's guests???

orchard farm

This dude is cheerin us all up

ORACLE2

mugsymugsy wrote: »

You would think she would have wrapped up warmer it's fierce cold out!

She is wrapped up enough, great Chassis on Display by her

3 minutes left to get your entry in for the best SNOW JOKE

Atlantic Dawn

Is it mandatory as a condition of the show that there's a misery section?

DJIMI TRARORE

Ally Dick wrote:

Man bun alert

With the bread shortage,it could have been eaten

Ghost Train

sudzs wrote: »

The guest is an audience member or they made an audience member a guest???

Is the rest of the audience full of Schrödinger's guests???

Yes, nobody back stage in the green room tonight

RobertKK

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Crazy footage...

http://www.broadsheet.ie/2018/03/02/unreal-2/

The poor people who lost their jobs because of these scum, the people responsible should be locked up for a long time.

Quazzie

What's going on. I know this guy is speaking some sort of coherent sentences, but I honestly can't bring myself to care enough to work out what he's talking about.

He talks an awful lot about crying

Ol' Donie

Say Your Number wrote: »

Farmer with a man bun, what in the name of Jesus??????

Cowboy Song is a class tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9f_HHV5Pc4

Aw, it's an animal tune.

If there was a Top of the Pops for best tune with worst lyrics, it would be every one of the top ten.

Royal Legend

I thinks Tubs said to this fella during the song to drag out his story for as long as possible,

5 mins in and he still has not got to the point of the story

small town girl

I'm getting flashback of movie I saw in my teens, it was called SFW.

As I remember it, a crowd of people were kidnapped and the kidnappers said all would be killed unless their continued and live recordings of the event were shown on all tv channels. The event went on for weeks and was torturous live tv for same period. I haven't seen Black Mirror but think it had same worldview:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/S.F.W.

Imagine a month of this......

Greybottle

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Audience really shouldn't have laughed at the looting.

I was thinking that maybe they weren't aware of what really happened out there, Tubridy said it a bit light hearted anyway.

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Joe's back in the audience, so to speak.

He heard the word "suicide" being mentioned as he got into the Jaguar and ran back in again.

The fcukin ghoul.

Welsh Megaman

How does a penguin build a house?

Igloos it together.

Autosport

I’m on that journey of the self





Whatever that is


#metoo

murpho999

LLS should have admitted defeat tonight and cancelled and showed a film or something. Nobody would have complained but they are complaining now.

Atlantic Dawn

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Is it mandatory as a condition of the show that there's a misery section?

To imitate a Boards.ie mod:

Have you not been around here on the LLS forum long enough not to know that ....bla...bla...bla...:p

taytobreath

There are times when I like to listen to people’s problems on tv, this is not one of those times.

Ol' Donie

I was hoping the snow would clear in a day or two.

But who really cares. We're all just sitting around waiting to die, anyway. Y'know?

keith_sixteen

Wow...that was some "joke"

Skid X

murpho999 wrote: »

LLS should have admitted defeat tonight and cancelled and showed a film or something. Nobody would have complained but they are complaining now.

To be fair, you would have complained.

You never post here unless you are complaining!

JKerova1

I watched the film Misery last night, forgot how good it was. Highly recommended over this tripe!

Welsh Megaman

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

How does a penguin build a house?

Igloos it together.

One minute to go...If you don't post a decent joke- this wins! :eek::eek::eek::eek:

Welsh Megaman

Anybody know what RTE are showing tomorrow night instead of the Awards?

*crosses fingers for 'Blazing Saddles'*

Bob Harris

murpho999 wrote: »

LLS should have admitted defeat tonight and cancelled and showed a film or something. Nobody would have complained but they are complaining now.

The line up is frankly awful but the ratings will be through the roof with most people stuck at home probably watching.

Bob Harris

If the audience wasn't empty because of the storm this fella would have emptied it.

Quazzie

Q: What do you get from sitting on the snow too long? ##


A: Polaroids!

Patty O Furniture

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

St. Patrick Day's falls on a Saturday this year, with Ireland playing England in the Six Nations.

Just going to be me on the Ray D'Arcy Show thread, then?

:P My dog doesn't like the LLS, had to take him out... for a pee, :P
Which reminds me that you maybe the only one not taking a leak on that day :D

Deleted User wrote: »

This show is like Arsene Wenger in many ways. In the early days you wouldn't miss a game for the world and it all seemed so exciting. Now its absolute torture, wasting money, and just wont fúcking go away :mad:

Arsene has a lot in common with another arse in RTE that is ray, guess who'll get the heave-ho in the summer:o

Heroditas wrote: »

TBF, a load of the DWTS contestants have been holed up.in the Gibson all week because the practice studios are nearby and have been on the lash the last few days!

They could double up as mad yokes/seat fillers for the next season of First Dates :rolleyes:

Ally Dick wrote: »

Joe Duffy is loving this section

He went to get his iPad to show more people the pic of the snowplough being towed :eek:

Skid X wrote: »

Nail on head, there Donie.

Also, I had to take a punt on some weird looking Lidl Italian Crisps today as everything else was sold out, but they are quite nice. So that's good.

Must try them out, what time was it open today 5pm, closed y'day at 3, shock for others in Aldi closed at 1, at least supevalu didn't close, plenty of O'Donnells bread there

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?

A receding hare line.

That stopped me in my tracks

anthonyjmaher

JKerova1 wrote: »

I watched the film Misery last night, forgot how good it was. Highly recommended over this tripe!

And more uplifting.

RobertKK

Snowed in and thankful I’m not suicidal, this show wouldn’t help...cows are lovely animals...

Some pics of my area...

The Talking Bread

He is very arrogant re his writing, this guy. I have heard him a few times this week speaking about how brilliant he is and at the end of the day, he is here to seek emotional pity to sell a book about nothing to do with depression really.

Ol' Donie

Autosport wrote: »

I’m on that journey of the self





Whatever that is


#metoo

I'll tell you exactly what it is.

It's something no one else ever, ever wants to hear about.

JKerova1

JKerova1 wrote: »

I watched the film Misery last night, forgot how good it was. Highly recommended over this tripe!

In fairness, a slap of a sledgehammer across the ankle would probably be preferable to this..

fmpisces

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Anybody know what RTE are showing tomorrow night instead of the Awards?

*crosses fingers for 'Blazing Saddles'*

Sky Planner is listing Mrs. Brown's Boys after the news then The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel on RTE 1. RTE 2 is showing Life's a Breeze at 9.30 pm.
Didn't get out to get the latest TV magazine.

CH3OH

he could have washed his hair

Autosport

What do you call a gangster snowman?

Ice-T

anthonyjmaher

The Cow Book.
as opposed to the title I would have given him.
What's On The Udder Channel

Too Tough To Die

Who's this gimp?

Greybottle

RobertKK wrote: »

Snowed in and thankful I’m not suicidal, this show wouldn’t help...cows are lovely animals...

Some pics of my area...

You've a gorgeous dog RobertKK. He reminds me of my granduncles long gone Border Collie.

Skid X

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Anybody know what RTE are showing tomorrow night instead of the Awards?

*crosses fingers for 'Blazing Saddles'*

I've watched it back again since we were talking about it on the RDS thread, brilliant stuff

The Talking Bread

His father at home right now............................

Ol' Donie

RobertKK wrote: »

Snowed in and thankful I’m not suicidal, this show wouldn’t help...cows are lovely animals...

Some pics of my area...

Wow. Great pics. Dog looks pretty serious. Not impressed.

The Talking Bread

"I couldn't think of a better title".........................



Says it all really

Quazzie

Quazzie wrote: »

Q: What do you get from sitting on the snow too long? ##


A: Polaroids!

So Quazzie, we're experiencing connectivity issues on Boards.ie. So whatever song you want to play us out this evening- go for it..:cool:


Stay safe all- look after who you can- give them a call, a drop in to their door.