Have you ever made a citizens arrest?

drillyeye

Its an interesting thing, I've never seen or heard of anyone doing it in the country.

Besides me.

I was walking through a post office when 43 bad guys pulled their wigs off, armed to the teeth with shotguns and chainsaws. One of the grannies had a conniption of the heart and that's when I knew I needed to do something. And quick.

I punched the nearest baddie so hard, it knocked out the other 42 baddies and the seismic shock un-connipted the granny back to life.

Any other heroes out there, or must I stand alone against the filth?

Hector Bellend

I sharted and gave them what they wanted

Yer Da sells Avon

I can't imagine performing a citizens arrest on someone.

"You're under arrest"

"Wha?"

"You don't have to say anything, but..."

"fuck off"

"Anything you do say will be..."

"The fuck is wrong with you?"

"I'm trying to tell you your rights, please stop interrupting, this is important."

ttenneb

drillyeye wrote: »

Its an interesting thing, I've never seen or heard of anyone doing it in the country.

Besides me.

I was walking through a post office when 43 bad guys pulled their wigs off, armed to the teeth with shotguns and chainsaws. One of the grannies had a conniption of the heart and that's when I knew I needed to do something. And quick.

I punched the nearest baddie so hard, it knocked out the other 42 baddies and the seismic shock un-connipted the granny back to life.

Any other heroes out there, or must I stand alone against the filth?

I once remonstrated with a man who was smoking in a restricted area. Another time I filed a police report on a woman who wore horrible make-up. Do they count?

retro:electro

Noveight

drillyeye wrote: »

Any other heroes out there, or must I stand alone against the filth?

Stonedpilot

Remember years ago some eejit in Kilkenny tried to do a "citizens arrest", thought he was MacGuver as some young lad robbed a bottle of spirirts. Said eejit got beaten up.

Moral is.
Dont try to be a hero over some trivial crap like a bottle of booze stolen from some multi billion euro supermaket chain

A bruised ego heals quicker than a shattered jaw.

Plus think the shop cares?. Do they phuck!.

drillyeye

Hector Bellend wrote: »

I sharted and gave them what they wanted

YES......they are a conniving bunch, these devilish shart-feeders.....BUT.....if we can use their desires against them, my Boy-Wonder.....THEN.....they will feel the hot, slurry of justice....

Lets move!

Are Am Eye

One question I'd like to ask....

"You have the right to remain silent."
"Do you wish to retain that right"??

Esel

Are Am Eye wrote: »

One question I'd like to ask....

"You have the right to remain silent."
"Do you wish to retain that right"??

Shhhh.

drillyeye

Stonedpilot wrote: »

Remember years ago some eejit in Kilkenny tried to do a "citizens arrest", thought he was MacGuver as some young lad robbed a bottle of spirirts. Said eejit got beaten up.

Moral is.
Dont try to be a hero over some trivial crap like a bottle of booze stolen from some multi billion euro supermaket chain

A bruised ego heals quicker than a shattered jaw.

Plus think the shop cares?. Do they phuck!.

COWARDICE.......and denial......the true enemy of all crime fighters.....HOWEVER....we who believe in justice need no thanks......sleep in peace fellow citizen.....for while our blood runs hot, criminals will pay their price to lady Law......

Lets move!

Duckworth_Luas

Girl tied to arrest Tony Blair in Eason's in Dublin back in 2010.

It doesn't show the attempted citizen's arrest but it was shown on RTE News.

It was a cringeyworthy as you can imagine.

cajonlardo

Isn't any security officer holding a shop lifter a citizens arrest?

Odyssey 2005

drillyeye wrote: »

Its an interesting thing, I've never seen or heard of anyone doing it in the country.

Besides me.

I was walking through a post office when 43 bad guys pulled their wigs off, armed to the teeth with shotguns and chainsaws. One of the grannies had a conniption of the heart and that's when I knew I needed to do something. And quick.

I punched the nearest baddie so hard, it knocked out the other 42 baddies and the seismic shock un-connipted the granny back to life.

Any other heroes out there, or must I stand alone against the filth?

It's 00.31...go to bed your drunk.:)

D3V!L

cajonlardo wrote: »

Isn't any security officer holding a shop lifter a citizens arrest?

No they're not. You can also leave a shop and they can't physically restrain you. If they do then its assault.

Grateful Dread

Remember when a few idiots tried to make a citizen's arrest on Tony Blair.

Creative83

Grateful Dread wrote: »

Remember when a few idiots tried to make a citizen's arrest on Tony Blair.

Gotta love SJWs

fryup

i'd be like the security guard in Point Break "don't do it man!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbysyZpt30A&t=2m20s

RiderOnTheStorm

Heard recently that you can only perform a citizen's arrest for an offence that is arrestable. Makes sense.

biko

I only citizen's arrest people much smaller than me.
Then I let them go after 5 mins if they give me a tenner.

Mossy Monk

I've seen someone try to do it before and he was swiftly told to **** off. He then tried to hold the person and was promptly shoved onto his arse. That was the end of it.