How many of the 10 commandments have you broken?

fortwilliam

Well it's off to hell with me then...
Here is the list:
1. “I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any strange gods before Me.”
2. “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.”
3. “Remember to keep holy the Sabbath day.”
4. “Honor thy father and mother.”
5. “Thou shalt not kill.”
6. “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”
7. “Thou shalt not steal.”
8. “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.”
9. “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife.”
10 “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s goods.”

How many have you broken?

Me? - 1, 2, 3, 6, 7, 8, 10
Not sure about 4.. I am sure I have dishonored them at some stage. 9.. I have lusted after many people, not sure how literal this is..

davo2001

11

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Probably only No. 2, but repeatedly.

seamus

Do you mean the new ten commandments, or the original ten commandments - the first set of stone tablets that Moses smashed in anger:

I. Thou shalt worship no other god.

II. Thou shalt make thee no molten gods.

III. The feast of unleavened bread thou shalt keep.

IV. Six days thou shalt work, but on the seventh day thou shalt rest.

V. Thou shalt observe the feast of weeks, of the firstfruits of wheat harvest,
and the feast of ingathering at the year’s end.

VI. Thrice in the year shall all your men children appear before the Lord God.

VII. Thou shalt not offer the blood of my sacrifice with leaven.

VIII. Neither shall the sacrifice of the feast of the passover be left unto the morning.

IX. The first of the firstfruits of thy land thou shalt bring unto the house of the LORD thy God.

X. Thou shalt not seethe a kid [ie, a young goat] in his mother’s milk.

Solomon Pleasant

Y’all need Jesus

Reati

seamus wrote: »

Do you mean the new ten commandments, or the original ten commandments - the first set of stone tablets that Moses smashed in anger:

I. Thou shalt worship no other god.

II. Thou shalt make thee no molten gods.

III. The feast of unleavened bread thou shalt keep.

IV. Six days thou shalt work, but on the seventh day thou shalt rest.

V. Thou shalt observe the feast of weeks, of the firstfruits of wheat harvest,
and the feast of ingathering at the year’s end.

VI. Thrice in the year shall all your men children appear before the Lord God.

VII. Thou shalt not offer the blood of my sacrifice with leaven.

VIII. Neither shall the sacrifice of the feast of the passover be left unto the morning.

IX. The first of the firstfruits of thy land thou shalt bring unto the house of the LORD thy God.

X. Thou shalt not seethe a kid [ie, a young goat] in his mother’s milk.

I didn't know he spoke old timey English.

Pherekydes

fortwilliam wrote: »

Well it's off to hell with me then...
Here is the list:
1. “I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any strange gods before Me.”
2. “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.”
3. “Remember to keep holy the Sabbath day.”
4. “Honor thy father and mother.”
5. “Thou shalt not kill.”
6. “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”
7. “Thou shalt not steal.”
8. “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.”
9. “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife.”
10 “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s goods.”

4, 5, 7, 8, 9 and 10 are the only ones in any way valid, so probably only 7. Ok 9, too.

On the other hand, I haven't kept any slaves or raped anyone, and those aren't commandments, so it would make you wonder about the people who made these ones up.

VinLieger

Unsure the specifics for breaking number 4?

sjb25

1, 2, 3, 6more than once 7, 8, least I’ll be warm down below when I die

kieran.

Whats the churches official line on number 5, I have killed lots of things just not people?

sjb25

kieran. wrote: »

Whats the churches official line on number 5, I have killed lots of things just not people?

Oh **** I could be adding 5 to my list also then we need clarification from a cleric

Are Am Eye

What was the first mention of a motor bike in the bible?

frag420

Well I was doing 2 while committing 5 all because i got caught doing 6,9 & 10...

See you in hell fookers!!

LadyMacBeth_

The not killing a person one is the only one I haven't broken......so far! Watch this space folks.

kneemos

Must you honour your mother and father if they encourage breaking the commandments?

What if they're serial killers?

XsApollo

1,2,3,4,6,7,8,9,10

Are Am Eye

In Judaism that stuff was just the 'mission statement' and then followed the list of 613 commandments.
To be a real bad ass you have to check off those 613.

CruelCoin

My faith has 8 i really rather you didn'ts.

Of these, i've broken 3, and occasionally 5.

http://flyingspaghettimonster.wikia.com/wiki/The_Eight_I%27d_Really_Rather_You_Didn%27ts

CruelCoin

Of the christian 10,

1. “I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any strange gods before Me.”
Yup

2. “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.”
Yup

3. “Remember to keep holy the Sabbath day.”
Yup

5. “Thou shalt not kill.”
Kill what? Plenty of animals, no humans.

6. “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”
Does it count if herself joins in?

7. “Thou shalt not steal.”
Shamefull moment long ago. Yup.

9. “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife.”
Yup.

10 “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s goods.”
Yup.

GypsyByName

Holy Mother of divine Jaysus a shower of adulterers!!!

Ulysses Gaze

You really don't need 10 commandments.

2 is all you need.

Bob Gray

I coveted my neighbours wife's goods, does that still count as 2?

dinorebel

Nice try officer.

Kolido

Im sure everyone has broken number 5. Kill covers all living organisms does it not.

BrokenArrows

kneemos wrote: »

Must you honour your mother and father if they encourage breaking the commandments?

What if they're serial killers?

catch 22. You're ****ed.

wakka12

I don't know what some of them mean tbh

suicide_circus

5

Half way there!

TallGlass

Are Am Eye wrote: »

What was the first mention of a motor bike in the bible?

John. 3.17 accord to the gospel of 'boards.ie', Thou shall not perform a punishment over take on the neighbours wife.

Re Adultery... Is that sex with another man's wife, or do you need to be married to have broken it? (never been married)

With the exception of killing (I'm assuming that means people), I've broken them all. But then, I always knew I was a terrible Catholic. No great surprise there.

pleas advice

the Catholic church, huh? :rolleyes: amirightguys

Your Face

I live by the 4 Demandments, brother.

Cordell

Are Am Eye wrote: »

In Judaism that stuff was just the 'mission statement' and then followed the list of 613 commandments.
To be a real bad ass you have to check off those 613.

It would be easier to list just the ones you didn't break then.
Also, as a general rule, if you need clarification from a cleric about whether or not you broke a commandment, then you did, no need to bother the good priest.

fxotoole

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

The not killing a person one is the only one I haven't broken......so far! Watch this space folks.

Lies. You killed King Duncan.

Out, damned stain!!

Pac1Man

Define neighbor please.

Are Am Eye

Are Am Eye wrote: »

What was the first mention of a motor bike in the bible?

TallGlass wrote: »

John. 3.17 accord to the gospel of 'boards.ie', Thou shall not perform a punishment over take on the neighbours wife.

Good, original and incorporates the thread topic....but

I prefer the traditional Moses came over the mountain in Triumph *


*triumph is bike.

Question 2: What is the first mention of football in the Bible ?

LadyMacBeth_

fxotoole wrote: »

Lies. You killed King Duncan.

Out, damned stain!!

Now now, that was the husband, not myself, he just needed a bit of encouragement!

Franz Von Peppercorn

GypsyByName wrote: »

Holy Mother of divine Jaysus a shower of adulterers!!!

And lots of people who apparently worship strange Gods.

Anyway if you have committed adultry you’d be stupid to say it online as your wife may well be able to use the search or history function.


I didn’t, honey.

Franz Von Peppercorn

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Re Adultery... Is that sex with another man's wife, or do you need to be married to have broken it? (never been married)

With the exception of killing (I'm assuming that means people), I've broken them all. But then, I always knew I was a terrible Catholic. No great surprise there.

Yeh. Who’s the false God?

Ulysses Gaze

Are Am Eye wrote: »

Good, original and incorporates the thread topic....but

I prefer the traditional Moses came over the mountain in Triumph *


*triumph is bike.

Question 2: What is the first mention of football in the Bible ?

Jesus went up and got nailed on the cross.

rtron

If I had an abortion, does that mean i've done 5?

Franz Von Peppercorn

rtron wrote: »

If I had an abortion, does that mean i've done 5?

Pretty sure that’s catholic teaching.

Ulysses Gaze

Are Am Eye wrote: »

Good, original and incorporates the thread topic....but

I prefer the traditional Moses came over the mountain in Triumph *


*triumph is bike.

Question 2: What is the first mention of football in the Bible ?

QUESTION 3: What is the first mention of diarrhoea in the bible?

Are Am Eye

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

QUESTION 3: What is the first mention of diarrhoea in the bible?

Moses took the two tablets and went up on the mount.


Is smoking mentioned at all in the Bible?

Fred Swanson

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darkdubh

Most of them. Except for killing and coveting your neighbours donkey or whatever the fcuk it is.

Ulysses Gaze

Fred Swanson wrote: »

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Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

CruelCoin

If your parents commit murder, the bible directs all the members of the village to stone them to death.
If you or the village do not, then the next village must do so, killing your village into the bargain, so its not really an option not to do so.

So, are you as am idividual exempted from stoning your parents as a point of honour, or do you do them honour by doing the right thing and stoning them?

Archeron

Sylvia Creamy Self-help wrote: »

Probably only No. 2, but repeatedly.

Me too, except number 5 for me.

Nettle Soup

I killed a man father.

Guy:Incognito

If I worship (believe) in no God's at all, does that count for the first one?


I'd say only number 5 i havnt broken.

Don't think I've born false witness against my neighbor..although if he doesn't sort out that hedge..