Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2018 pt. 2

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Wouldnt you love to a fly on the wall in the utd dressing room at HT

Jose must of went ape ****

brinty

Will I Am Not wrote: »

Ha ha, who seem that coming at half time

If did
Palace game written all over it

brinty

paulbok wrote: »

Getting the kid to bed now. After that, gonna have a nice glass of Rosé and read that while waiting for motd

I’m getting the beers in lads...
who’s with me

adox

Is it time to start talking about the title again?

I’m so ****ing happy now. Even happier seeing City players lose their heads towards the end.

The first half problems haven’t gone away but by fûck that second half was great and that’s all I’m concentrating on for now.

Herrera with a performance we haven’t seen from him since last season.

Loved the agresssion in the second half. Loved it!

Loved Dave celebrating at the end. Loved Pogba holding the badge in front of the Utd supporters.

Match of the day back on the cards.

Oh and can’t wait to see the first shot of Souness after the ad break.

How Soon Is Now

Cantona's Collars wrote: »

That's what happens when we go out and play our own game never mind worrying about the opposition.

Excatly! We don't need to be afraid of any team in the league we have proven this season they can all be beaten.

StringerBell

We will also see a lot of posters shrink away from posting tonight which is another positive I suppose if you can't find the humour in their posts!

Ah **** it I don't even wanna have shots I love you all

Drumpot

I was wondering why the after game analysis was going on until 8.30. It usually stops at 8.

Sky anticipated a city win and premier league celebrations!

pjohnson

brinty wrote: »

If did
Palace game written all over it

I was hoping you were releasing the Uptons in celbration

IamtheWalrus

I've been a Herrera critic in the past but he won that game imho.

Mars Bar

That was some turnaround. My fitbit had my heart rate at 120 at one stage in that second half!

useless

Pep had a big chat in Pogba's ear at FT... wonder will Sky say anything about it

nullzero

Best result we've had in a long time.

Didn't see it happening at half time, at last we played with purpose. Imagine where we'd be if we'd done that more this season.

Kerrydude1981

The City fans cheering every pass before half time

Now they are crying

IamtheWalrus

Type of party-pooping result Fergie would have enjoyed.

paulbok

adox wrote: »

Is it time to start talking about the title again?

I’m so ****ing happy now. Even happier seeing City players lose their heads towards the end.

The first half problems haven’t gone away but by fûck that second half was great and that’s all I’m concentrating on for now.

Herrera with a performance we haven’t seen from him since last season.

Loved the agresssion in the second half. Loved it!

Loved Dave celebrating at the end. Loved Pogba holding the badge in front of the Utd supporters.

Match of the day back on the cards.

Oh and can’t wait to see the first shot of Souness after the ad break.

Please someone get a picture of Souness's puss

Cantona's Collars

One of my neighbours and their family are huge City fans, someone may go check on them.

hufpc8w3adnk65

LADSSSS!!!!!!!


Excellent!!!

Had to leave at halftime to drive cross country for work. Just after pulling over to check what the final death toll was.

I'm after laughing for a good 30 seconds here, can't wait to see that second half when I get home.

Cantona's Collars

Souness looks like somebody sh1t in his pocket.

KH25

Wow. What a turnaround.

There’s still a lot of things to be addressed in the team, but that was fantastic. Great heart in the second half. More of that please!!

ElChe32

I hope Sky have an ambulance on standby for Sourness.

beno619

Souness looks like he's about to explode.

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This what happens when you have a go at this City team.

They cannot handle a good team going right at them. Utd showed some guts in that second half and we got ****ing stuck in

****ing delighted

nullzero

Cantona's Collars wrote: »

Souness looks like somebody sh1t in his pocket.

Sorry, couldn't make it to the Jack's.

Kerrydude1981

I think they had to take Souness out of the studio so he could calm down a bit

hufpc8w3adnk65

IamtheWalrus wrote: »

Type of party-pooping result Fergie would have enjoyed.

He was loving it from the stand

Drumpot

Cantona's Collars wrote: »

Souness looks like somebody sh1t in his pocket.

Or fingered his dog!

TheDoc

We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita; Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, "Now I am become Jose, the destroyer of title celebrations." I suppose we all thought that, one way or another.

jayo26

Kerrydude1981

Poor little Jesus looked like fella who thought Utd were going to win the league after today

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jayo26 wrote: »

Poor De Bruyne

Kerrydude1981

Lads has anyone checked on Martin Tyler since the final whistle

He could be in a bad way

M!Ck^

M!Ck^ wrote: »

Pathetic

Awful feeling as a fan watching this

We should be 5 down

I'm so confused, and so happy hahahaha

More beer

How Soon Is Now

jayo26 wrote: »

Poor bastards there not used to the stress of going for the title like this.

hufpc8w3adnk65

Kerrydude1981

Kerrydude1981 wrote: »

Tonight's MOTD will be 10 hours long

After that result BBC have announced that tonights MOTD is now cancelled

TitianGerm

Lads United were dog sh*t in the first half, rode your luck in the second but took your chances when they came. Well done and thanks for not letting City rest anyone

Cantona's Collars

Kerrydude1981 wrote: »

After that result BBC have announced that tonights MOTD is now cancelled

The studio was destroyed by mass premature ejaculations.

How Soon Is Now

Jaysus all five of the city fans on boards have had some horrible week.

Should probably check are they alright.

Cantona's Collars

Souness must have went to the same dentist as Firmino.

jayo26

Souness teeth whitening turned out well.

adox

Deleted User wrote: »

Had to leave at halftime to drive cross country for work. Just after pulling over to check what the final death toll was.

I'm after laughing for a good 30 seconds here, can't wait to see that second half when I get home.

Just in case you didn’t hear, I’ll leave this bombshell here.

Chris Smalling scores the winner!!!

TitianGerm

jayo26 wrote: »

I fell this may be used quite a bit in the coming years :pac:

jayo26

Cantona's Collars wrote: »

Souness must have went to the same dentist as Firmino.

I'm not even gonna delete my comment ha. Him and firminho and klopp got a buy 3 get one free.

Kerrydude1981

RobertKK

Souness not that happy I feel...

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My hatred for Souness knows no bounds

Bring back Niall Quinn and that's ****ing saying alot

Quandary

Herrera had a very very solid game. If he keeps playing like that then himself and Matic will be crucial in allowing Pogba the freedom he needs to flourish.

adox

Times are tough when Craig Bellamy is the best pundit.

BenK

Headshot wrote: »

My hatred for Souness knows no bounds

Bring back Niall Quinn and that's ****ing saying alot

I actually find him funny, he's so obviously biased it's hilarious to watch. His head was about to explode after the praise Henry gave Pogba!