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Who really killed Jesus?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Kristen, Sue Ellen's sister.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    I have no idea.

    By definition of something alive he would have to.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,394 ✭✭✭Pac1Man


    Hitman3000 wrote: »
    Have you his address?

    Didn't you hear? If you want to send Jesus "God" Christ a message you can just speak it (or not) and he will just hear it.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 18,085 Mod ✭✭✭✭Trigger


    Freddie Mercury

    Moderator: Forum Games



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,394 ✭✭✭Pac1Man


    The mental gymnastics required to negate some creative force in the universe must be exhausting.

    It's either laziness or fear to even consider 'creation'.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32 retired00


    I'm sick of all this rape trial stuff going on, how about we discuss the trial of a fictional character :pac: from Roman times.
    jesus is still alive in our hearts


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32 retired00


    The Jews
    /end thread/
    reported to the jewish council of ireland for ant-smitism


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32 retired00


    bluewolf wrote: »
    The easter bunny obvz
    grow up ffs


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,596 ✭✭✭Hitman3000


    retired00 wrote:
    reported to the jewish council of ireland for ant-smitism


    According to the piece of fiction which is the Bible seems to agree with him. The Romans were the proxy used. Btw have a look at what forum you are posting in.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    professor Plum, in the library.... with the lead pipe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,590 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    Pilate was not perfect.

    Not your ornery onager



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭somefeen


    Well, he respawned still going well since.

    His K/D ratio is terrible but he got a lot of XP for healing his squad.

    Surprised he was never kicked for the infinite wine and bread exploit but that's just ****ing PSN for you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,707 ✭✭✭storker


    A very naughty boy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,257 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    somefeen wrote: »
    His K/D ratio is terrible but he got a lot of XP for healing his squad.

    Surprised he was never kicked for the infinite wine and bread exploit but that's just ****ing PSN for you.

    Well he does play the role of healer. And did a very good job, until he went AFK and hasnt been back since.

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,394 ✭✭✭Pac1Man


    Er, what about the water walking hack? I don't believe he died at all, just fled to Argentina.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,590 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    Pac1Man wrote: »
    Er, what about the water walking hack? I don't believe he died at all, just fled to Argentina.

    Have you tried walking on wine?


















    A straight line, I mean.

    Not your ornery onager



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    Pac1Man wrote: »
    Er, what about the water walking hack? I don't believe he died at all, just fled to Argentina.

    Word has it he's hiding out with Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32 retired00


    somefeen wrote: »
    His K/D ratio is terrible but he got a lot of XP for healing his squad.

    Surprised he was never kicked for the infinite wine and bread exploit but that's just ****ing PSN for you.
    jesus would appreciate this joke


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    Hitman3000 wrote: »
    Jesus is dead?

    yeah, but they hope to have Aguero fit for Wednesday night.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,116 ✭✭✭archer22


    Pilate had him wasted...but c'mon be honest wouldn't we all have done the same thing if we were in his place.

    I mean that Jesus guy was tiresome, boring and a total nuisance...(and still is 2000 years later)!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,060 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    Pity Herod didn’t get him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,257 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Zebra3 wrote: »
    Pity Herod didn’t get him.

    Why?


    You wished Herod murdered him as a baby?
    Bit disgusting reallly.

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,060 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    Why?


    You wished Herod murdered him as a baby?
    Bit disgusting reallly.

    Relax, it’s only fiction we’re discussing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,253 ✭✭✭✭Tom Mann Centuria


    Esel wrote: »
    Pilate was not perfect.

    Well he had a lot on his pilate.

    Oh well, give me an easy life and a peaceful death.



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32 retired00


    Well he had a lot on his pilate.
    genuine question to you "atheists"
    where do you get your moral;s from
    you slag us for following jesus christ,
    and you follow some half-wit on twitter

    edit
    so where do you lot get your morals from
    do you just learn them from youtube and make them up yourself


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21 Sammy07


    Juice 😊


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭Rubberchikken


    Elvis.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,253 ✭✭✭✭Tom Mann Centuria


    retired00 wrote: »
    genuine question to you "atheists"
    where do you get your moral;s from
    you slag us for following jesus christ,
    and you follow some half-wit on twitter

    edit
    so where do you lot get your morals from
    do you just learn them from youtube and make them up yourself

    I haven't slagged any one off, gentle play on words is slagging no one, you're entitled to believe what you want.

    You're the one attempting to belittle others choices, not me.

    Oh well, give me an easy life and a peaceful death.



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    The Jews
    Well,, It wasn't the Mexicans...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    retired00 wrote: »
    genuine question to you "atheists"
    where do you get your moral;s from
    you slag us for following jesus christ,
    and you follow some half-wit on twitter

    edit
    so where do you lot get your morals from
    do you just learn them from youtube and make them up yourself

    You have to remember, this is after hours forum.

    All rules are being followed by posters, if no likely, leave for another forum that suits you.

    Don't get worked up by people having a laugh /banter in a forum that is designed for just that. :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,596 ✭✭✭Hitman3000


    retired00 wrote:
    edit so where do you lot get your morals from do you just learn them from youtube and make them up yourself

    You need to believe in a work of fiction to know what is right and wrong? The clergy that was involved in kiddy fiddling where did they get their morals?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 485 ✭✭jace_da_face


    Lee Harvey


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    The Romans did.

    The Romans also took control of the church and wrote the bible to deflect any criticism from them onto to the Jews.

    Conspiracy Theories forum that way ---->


    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,133 ✭✭✭Patty O Furniture


    Keyser Sose ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭somefeen


    retired00 wrote: »
    jesus would appreciate this joke

    He would.
    Great craic altogether is our Jesus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 847 ✭✭✭gandalfio


    The Basterds


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,230 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Don't know why you're saying fictional, op. Jesus did exist. It's been proven. If you don't believe he is the son of God, savior etc then that's your choice. But saying fictional is just trying to wind people up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman




  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32 retired00


    how do i delete my previous posts


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    Hitman3000 wrote: »
    Whoo wee, we got a live here.

    I saw his first post when he rereged, it was only a matter of time. Que his next reg...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    retired00 wrote: »
    how do i delete my previous posts

    Ohh, don't worry. They will be deleted, just like you will be...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32 retired00


    deco nate wrote: »
    Ohh, don't worry. They will be deleted, just like you will be...
    how do i delete this thread


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,596 ✭✭✭Hitman3000


    retired00 wrote:
    how do i delete my previous posts


    Tut tut, thought you religious guys and girls practiced tolerance. Seems you misplaced your morals. lol.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32 retired00


    my brother hacked my account and wrote thos anti-communist insults it wasn't me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,596 ✭✭✭Hitman3000


    deco nate wrote:
    I saw his first post when he rereged, it was only a matter of time. Que his next reg...


    What would Jesus say?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,596 ✭✭✭Hitman3000


    retired00 wrote:
    my brother hacked my account and wrote thos anti-communist insults it wasn't me


    "Lies hurt baby Jesus" Ralph Wiggum.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    Hitman3000 wrote: »
    What would Jesus say?

    Hang the fcuker? Yea, ill think he'd say hang him


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,596 ✭✭✭Hitman3000


    deco nate wrote:
    Hang the fcuker? Yea, ill think he'd say hang him


    Nah , 'nail him' sounds more apt.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    retired00 wrote: »
    my brother hacked my account and wrote thos anti-communist insults it wasn't me

    What about the gay insults, that was all you... Yea?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32 retired00


    deco nate wrote: »
    What about the gay insults, that was all you... Yea?

    it wasn't me
    my account was hacked


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