HârnMaster - Deliver the Letter

Tigger

Fourier wrote: »

OOC: This is the genuine answer here, not a joke. Yes, your clothes are wet.

I strip off and dry my clothes

sKeith

"Did i ever show you my birthmark before basky?"

Necro

Tigger wrote: »

I strip off and dry my clothes

Kluz tosses Basky his woolen blankey to keep her warm whilst her clothes dry.

Fourier

OOC: Does everybody sleep?

sKeith

OOC: Hamel keeps first watch.

Tigger

Fourier wrote: »

OOC: Does everybody sleep?

I snooze my hand in my haypenny

Fourier

At around five in the morning Hamel notices a pack of wolves watching them from a distance.

sKeith

Hamel puts more wood on the fire, making it rip roarig again.

Fourier

The wolves back off.

Morning comes. With the dawn, they can see the tower in the distance. Kluz's leg however is infected.

sKeith

She the kicks kluz awake and takes his place for sleep, "Keep watch mr. toy man."

Necro

Kluz looks at the stone which glowed and wonders if it would glow for him.

The infection in his leg is making him feverish.

'Basky, one last look, for old times sake?'

sKeith

Hamel, after her innkeepers sleep wakes up and dresses in her spanking dry clothes.

sKeith

She gives kluz the stone and says, "may it enstow good health upon you as it did me"

Necro

Kluz looks at Basky.

'Care to do the honours my dear?'

He hands her his knife.

Tigger

Necrominus wrote: »

Kluz looks at the stone which glowed and wonders if it would glow for him.

The infection in his leg is making him feverish.

'Basky, one last look, for old times sake?'

I drop the blanket and walk over like yer wan from dusk till dawn all sexy like
Then I stab him through the top of his skull like yer wan from the same movie

Fourier

Kluz dies and then the stone resurrects him, good as new.

sKeith

Hamel scouts the outside of the cave to make sure no lurkers are still lurking.

Necro

Kulz hops to his feet and unties the splint.

'I'm back babay!'

He shouts.

Fourier

There is no people or dangerous animals to be seen.

sKeith

"The tower is in sight, lets head that direction."

Fourier

They arrive at the tower. There is a single door. Forty feet off the ground.

Necro

Kluz keeps his walking stick, but packs away everything else into his backpack.

'Lead on my dear.'

Necro

Kluz taps on the wall with his stick.

'Open up! We have a letter for you!'

sKeith

"Whats the point of putting a door way up there? any suggestions or should we scout around for another way in?"

Fourier

Necrominus wrote: »

Kluz taps on the wall with his stick.

'Open up! We have a letter for you!'

An old man walks out onto the balcony.

"A letter, from who?"

sKeith

"The letter is for somemody called wizard roger, we were not told who it is from, but that it must be delivered to him."

Necro

'From the king.'

He gestures to the buxom wench holding the letter in her bosom.

'See, we didn't even open it like he asked!'

Tigger

sKeith wrote: »

"Whats the point of putting a door way up there? any suggestions or should we scout around for another way in?"

Sexy vikings and the harp

Tigger

Necrominus wrote: »

'From the king.'

He gestures to the buxom wench holding the letter in her bosom.

'See, we didn't even open it like he asked!'

I jiggle the buxoms

Fourier

Tigger wrote: »

I jiggle the buxoms

"Well..." muses the wizard "...I can see that I may have misjudged you all, especially you young man. Please enter the tower."

The door opens and a ladder descends.

sKeith

"After you Toymaster and barwench"

Tigger

sKeith wrote: »

"After you Toymaster and barwench"

Yeahbyeah toubhate tonsee me going butvyou love to watch me leave

Necro

Kluz lets the busty barwench climb first. He takes another sketch as she climbs.

He's running out of excuses to make drawings though.

sKeith

"Too right!! now get up that ladder."

Tigger

Necrominus wrote: »

Kluz lets the busty barwench climb first. He takes another sketch as she climbs.

He's running out of excuses to make drawings though.

When I was younger the boys used to throw their ball up in the trees
Then they gave me a penny to climb il an d getvit
My mother told me
Don’t do thag they are only trying to see your underwear
Well I showed them from then on I demisntvwear Amy

Tigger

sKeith wrote: »

"Too right!! now get up that ladder."

I’m feeling very objectified

Fourier

The three of them climb into the tower, where the wizard stands waiting for them.

"The letter then?"

Necro

Kluz gestures to the bosoms.

'Right here.'

sKeith

"Are you roger, do you have ID?"

Fourier

"I am Roger the wizard, give me the bloody letter"

Necro

Kluz, not wanting to anger the wizard takes the letter from between the beautiful bosoms and hands it to Roger.

sKeith

"Don't get strappy with me bozo, or i'll see you escorted out of here, oh, this aint my place, as you were..."

sKeith

Hamel edges away from the long drop.

Fourier

Roger reads the letter intently.

"I see, I see....."

He looks back at the group.

"Well then, you've done well, but now you die. A bit fatter than Ulima's usual dinner, but enough."

He lets an Ilme (dragon the size of a car) out of its cage and walks up the stairs.

The creature glances between the three of them, trying to figure out which to eat first.

Necro

Kluz decides to try and climb down the ladder to escape.

sKeith

"where are you going with that stone toyman"

Necro

Kluz continues climbing down the ladder

sKeith

"The one that flees is always the tastiest choice, now run after it before it gets away"

Fourier

Necrominus wrote: »

Kluz decides to try and climb down the ladder to escape.

The Ilme is excited by the chase and charges after Kluz, snapping its jaws around his waist and semi-gliding out of the doorway and smashing into the ground. It flings him around in its mouth, before separating torso from legs by placing its leg on the torso and pulling with its jaws.

It then lets out a roar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPydg_cY1no

sKeith

Hamel shouts, "Roger, set another place for me", as she dart towards the stairs and climbs upwards.