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HârnMaster - Deliver the Letter

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  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,216 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Kluz with his dying breath, grasps the stone still in his possession...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    She reaches the top of the stairs and sees Roger standing there with electricity crackling in his hands.

    "So, the Ilme didn't consume you all. Doesn't matter, when this spell fully charges you're dead commoner."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    I throw my dagger at the wizzard
    Call shot throat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    Necrominus wrote: »
    Kluz with his dying breath, grasps the stone still in his possession...
    He dies as the torso bleeds out.

    This proves too much for the stone. Hence he is reborn in a newly constructed naked body a short distance from the Ilme, which is still eating his old one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    "I'm a skilled cook, better than whatever letch you have working for you now!"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    Tigger wrote: »
    I throw my dagger at the wizzard
    Call shot throat
    Dagger flies through the air, as electricity arcs forward....


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,216 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Fourier wrote: »
    He dies as the torso bleeds out.

    This proves too much for the stone. Hence he is reborn in a newly constructed naked body a short distance from the Ilme, which is still eating his old one.

    Kluz rolls into the nearby undergrowth and lies still.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    Fourier wrote: »
    Dagger flies through the air, as electricity arcs forward....
    Roger is hit in the gut as the electric blast arcs into Basky's body. Burning her to a crisp.

    "ULIMA!!!" he roars as he doubles over in pain.

    Outside the dragon leaps back onto the door ledge and charges inside.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    Hamel grabs the dagger and severs several critical arteries. Turns to Ulima and says, "SIT. my pet"


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,216 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Kluz seizes the moment to regain the stone from his other half-eaten corpse. He throws on his spare clothes in his backpack, and climbs back up the ladder, peeking over the top to try and see where everyone is.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    Necrominus wrote: »
    Kluz seizes the moment to regain the stone from his other half-eaten corpse. He throws on his spare clothes in his backpack, and climbs back up the ladder, peeking over the top to try and see where everyone is.
    The backpack is nowhere to be found.

    As he enters the tower once more he sees the Ilme is staring at Hamel, but not advancing.

    It then bows its head.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    Hamel take the letter from roger and reads it.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,216 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Kluz keeps looking, hoping he can spy Basky or what is left of her at least.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    Necrominus wrote: »
    Kluz keeps looking, hoping he can spy Basky or what is left of her at least.
    He sees her roasted corpse next to Roger's body.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,216 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Kluz throws the stone at Basky's corpse. The he climbs down the ladder again and hopes his friends survive.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    sKeith wrote: »
    Hamel take the letter from roger and reads it.
    "Morgath desires another sacrifice in exchange for keeping his creatures at bay. Another with the birth sign has been born in your village. Sacrifice her to his creature. We will send two others with her to ensure her safety."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    Necrominus wrote: »
    Kluz throws the stone at Basky's corpse. The he climbs down the ladder again and hopes his friends survive.
    Basky's burns heal, as does Roger's wounds as the stone lands between them, being a toy-maker Kluz has no skill in such matters as aim.

    They both stand as Roger looks around. Figuring out what is happening, he reaches for a vial of acid....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    "ah roger u dick..."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    "ulima, please eat roger for being a dick"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    The Ilme charges at Roger who tosses the acid into its face. It then lashes out at random...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    The beast tears into Hamel, the poor Innkeeper relies on her strong shoulders to hold open the beast's jaws.

    Roger casts a weakening spell on Blasky, who faints. He then runs for the her knife.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    Necrominus wrote: »
    Kluz throws the stone at Basky's corpse. The he climbs down the ladder again and hopes his friends survive.
    He hears the commotion at the tower peak as he stands in nude vigil outside.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    "Ulima, calm down, stop your attack on me"


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,216 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Kluz climbs back up the ladder and stands starkers in front of Roger.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    Necrominus wrote: »
    Kluz climbs back up the ladder and stands starkers in front of Roger.
    He laughs.

    "I am out of bereft of magic and youth and you are bereft of clothing and martial training. So toymaker, a melee?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    Hamel headbutts the dragon and stares it in the eyes, "I didn't throw acid in you face, roger did, in the words of mortal kombat,... Finish him..."


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,216 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Fourier wrote: »
    He laughs.

    "I am out of bereft of magic and youth and you are bereft of clothing and martial training. So toymaker, a melee?"

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    Kulz powers up.

    'I ACCEPT! Let's dance, beardo!'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    The dragon turns around and charges at the ensuing melee between Roger and Kluz, crushing Basky in the process.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    The dragon consumes both Kluz and Roger in a fit of rage. It then swings back around to Hamel. It stares at her, licking its lips.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    "Good job ulima, can i ride your back and we go try to kill this king?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    "We can get lots of munchies on the way"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    Ulima lowers her head and lets Hamel tag along as she takes flight to the king's castle.

    They are both killed in the ensuing assault from the castle defenses, but since that is a follow on event, the gods have to grudgingly admit that technically Hamel survived the module.

    The End


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    Epilogue:

    In the years to come families would gather around the tower as Nackt Claus, the nude Christmas spirit, would make toys and presents for people of all ages.

    A happy Nackt April to you all!


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