Scientists Find Massive Footprints

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"[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The biggest dinosaurs ever to have lived left footprints 170 million years ago, which were only recently discovered by scientists in Scotland.[/font]

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Early sauropods – the largest animals ever to walk the planet – stomped along a lagoon on the remote Scottish hideaway of the Isle of Skye, according to Dr. Steve Brusatte of the University of Edinburgh’s School of GeoSciences.[/font]"

http://www.ancient-origins.net/news-history-archaeology/scientists-find-massive-footprints-here-s-ancient-creatures-it-belonged-021864

Capt'n Midnight

Dinosaur Discovered In Scotland Would Have Had Thick Accent, Scientists Confirm

FOOTPRINT evidence on Scotland’s Isle of Skye confirming that dinosaurs roamed there some 170 million years ago has revealed the reptiles would have been very hard to understand, given their thick Scottish accents.

“Rapid fire phrases delivered with a mix of smiling geniality and a maddened glare that hinted they intended to do you harm, these dinosaurs were as Scottish as it gets,” confirmed one dinosaurologist Peter Mayview, who insisted he was a Paleontologist.

“These dinosaurs would have greeted strangers with a polite ‘aye’ before remarking on the weather, their ‘wayins’ and to be honest you wouldn’t have understood much else, their accent so mangled they might as well have been the aural embodiment of the enigma code,” Mayview added as he dusted the area around a number of really, really, really old footprints.

The footprints belong to sauropods, which at two metres tall must have subsisted solely on a diet of Irn Bru laced with Buckfast and were the older cousins of the tyrannosaurus rex.

“The muddy and shallow lagoon these prints were found in is just the sort of miserable and dank conditions Scottish dinosaurs would have loved to dwell in. Despite it being 170 million years ago, there’s every evidence our jurassic bretheren similarly enjoyed being miserable,” Mayview concluded.

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Josip007

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Dinosaur Discovered In Scotland Would Have Had Thick Accent, Scientists Confirm

FOOTPRINT evidence on Scotland’s Isle of Skye confirming that dinosaurs roamed there some 170 million years ago has revealed the reptiles would have been very hard to understand, given their thick Scottish accents.

“Rapid fire phrases delivered with a mix of smiling geniality and a maddened glare that hinted they intended to do you harm, these dinosaurs were as Scottish as it gets,” confirmed one dinosaurologist Peter Mayview, who insisted he was a Paleontologist.

“These dinosaurs would have greeted strangers with a polite ‘aye’ before remarking on the weather, their ‘wayins’ and to be honest you wouldn’t have understood much else, their accent so mangled they might as well have been the aural embodiment of the enigma code,” Mayview added as he dusted the area around a number of really, really, really old footprints.

The footprints belong to sauropods, which at two metres tall must have subsisted solely on a diet of Irn Bru laced with Buckfast and were the older cousins of the tyrannosaurus rex.

“The muddy and shallow lagoon these prints were found in is just the sort of miserable and dank conditions Scottish dinosaurs would have loved to dwell in. Despite it being 170 million years ago, there’s every evidence our jurassic bretheren similarly enjoyed being miserable,” Mayview concluded.

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Hahahahah :sideways:

Capt'n Midnight

Josip007 wrote: »

Hahahahah :sideways:

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Visiting with some of the country's last dinosaurs (including the up-and-down ones like Tyranical Sawdust Rex and the across ones), Philomena pointed out something we should have considered long ago: maybe zoos like Jurassic Park are to blame.