Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours 2018 Mod warning post 9350 and 9421

Harry Palmr

Throw yourself down the stairs, trap your hand in the shedder, get your head stuck in the fax machine. Something.

D'Agger

So you've a weak immune system and can evidence that

You're so negative when you're ill AC

Widdensushi

Agent Coulson wrote: »

On the night shift tonight and and will miss the match.

Now not sure if I want to try and watch bits and pieces of it on my phone or just wait till 10pm and check the score.

Save the sick notes for the semi final and????

D'Agger

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Throw yourself down the stairs, trap your hand in the shedder, get your head stuck in the fax machine. Something.

Was going to mock that I was surprised that you knew what a shredder was Harry and then you go and reference a fax machine

mosstin

Bought myself one of those Fitbit things around Christmas, as much to motivate myself to get off my lazy arse as anything else. It reads your pulse and my normal resting pulse is about 50bpm. It's been over 90 for most of today. I am bricking it.

PhlegmyMoses

mosstin wrote: »

Bought myself one of those Fitbit things around Christmas, as much to motivate myself to get off my lazy arse as anything else. It reads your pulse and my normal resting pulse is about 50bpm. It's been over 90 for most of today. I am bricking it.

50bpm is quite low for anybody that's not an athlete. You must be less lazy than you make out.

mosstin

PhlegmyMoses wrote: »

50bpm is quite low for anybody that's not an athlete. You must be less lazy than you make out.

Jesus wept, I'll bet you're a right lard arse if you sit around fact checking posts on here all day.

not yet

mosstin wrote: »

Bought myself one of those Fitbit things around Christmas, as much to motivate myself to get off my lazy arse as anything else. It reads your pulse and my normal resting pulse is about 50bpm. It's been over 90 for most of today. I am bricking it.

I'd get that looked at..

Harry Palmr

Health parameter measuring devices are bad for your health. No question.

My test is - am I alive? yes/no.

PhlegmyMoses

mosstin wrote: »

Jesus wept, I'll bet you're a right lard arse if you sit around fact checking posts on here all day.

You should probably get the sand out of your vagina there lad. Getting so worked up about harmless posts probably isnt great for your fatboy heart.

citytillidie

Liverpool have won only five of their 23 European quarter-final matches away from home, drawing 12 and losing six. Intriguingly, though, just two teams scored more than twice against them in those 23 games: Bayer Leverkusen in 2001/02 (4-2) and Chelsea in 2008/09 (4-4).

Liverpool have triumphed twice against domestic opponents in Europe after playing the first leg at home, beating Tottenham Hotspur in the 1972/73 UEFA Cup and Manchester United in the 2015/16 UEFA Europa League. On both occasions the Reds went on to reach the final.

mosstin

not yet wrote: »

I'd get that looked at..

It's cool - Phlegmy has me covered. Once he gets off the couch and puts down the Haagen Dazs.

citytillidie

not yet

mosstin wrote: »

It's cool - Phlegmy has me covered. Once he gets off the couch and puts down the Haagen Dazs.

Ice cream!! did someone mention Ice cream..

not yet

citytillidie wrote: »

Liverpool have won only five of their 23 European quarter-final matches away from home, drawing 12 and losing six. Intriguingly, though, just two teams scored more than twice against them in those 23 games: Bayer Leverkusen in 2001/02 (4-2) and Chelsea in 2008/09 (4-4).

Liverpool have triumphed twice against domestic opponents in Europe after playing the first leg at home, beating Tottenham Hotspur in the 1972/73 UEFA Cup and Manchester United in the 2015/16 UEFA Europa League. On both occasions the Reds went on to reach the final.

I think I love you..

PhlegmyMoses

mosstin wrote: »

It's cool - Phlegmy has me covered. Once he gets off the couch and puts down the Haagen Dazs.

Haha, hilariously defensive over a harmless comment. And lots of fat insults after posting concerns about your own fitness. I think somebody is projecting.....

Anyway, I'll leave you to your match tonight.

monkey9

Absolutely bricking it over this match tonight. ****'s gonna get real when City go two up within the first ten minutes.

asteroids over berlin

monkey9 wrote: »

Absolutely bricking it over this match tonight. ****'s gonna get real when City go two up within the first ten minutes.

get a grip mate. City are overrated, it is a poor premiership this season and indeed the last few seasons. We will do them on the break, the tie will be over by HT, roll on the semis

Widdensushi

asteroids over berlin wrote: »

get a grip mate. City are overrated, it is a poor premiership this season and indeed the last few seasons. We will do them on the break, the tie will be over by HT, roll on the semis

Discipline is the key, no red cards

BorneTobyWilde

No stats are going to help on the field. We just need to be brave out there, what the players feel will come into it, it did in second half at Anfield. Klopp was going mad on touchline screaming for them to push up, but the players were out there playing the game and did what came natural in that moment, defended the 3 goal lead.
I can see us defending even if it's not the game plan, players will overrule Klopp on pitch and defend this 3 goal lead for as long as possible.

Charlie19

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Used up those ones already this year.

Any grannys left?

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

This thread and the match thread are surprisingly quiet. Presume most of us are either lighting candles or preparing for copious alcohol imbibition....

ballyargus

Still bulling at Ox for being greedy in the first leg. We should be 4 up already

Grayditch

ballyargus wrote: »

Still bulling at Ox for being greedy in the first leg. We should be 4 up already

Were you expecting 3-0 before the game?

poolboy

Before the first leg id have taken a one goal lead into tonight. Now we've 3 and not conceded an away goal and I'm ****ting it. If we only won 2-1 I think my heart would explode.

ballyargus

I was expecting 4 nil actually.

not yet

Agent Coulson wrote: »

On the night shift tonight and and will miss the match.

Now not sure if I want to try and watch bits and pieces of it on my phone or just wait till 10pm and check the score.

Look at it as though your looking at a horror movie through one hand

Vicxas

Why not download the 3 player and sneakily watch it?

not yet

D'Agger wrote: »

People can get sick at any time of the day you know...

Blue flu...:D

Osmosis Jones

I feel like I'd be a lot more relaxed if it was only a 1-0 lead or something, we just have so much to hold on to now.

J Mysterio

Well, at least we know City have to attack. I guess they would anyway so no surprises there, but they dont have much time to be patient with the ball, which is how they like to play. We should be looking to frustrate them and stick it to them on the counter.

Riesen_Meal

mosstin wrote: »

It's cool - Phlegmy has me covered. Once he gets off the couch and puts down the Haagen Dazs.

Phleghmy is a good lad in fairness, I know him in the "real world"...

Yes he is a big Man U fan (we all have issues!) but I think he was taking the p1ss...

I think you took him up wrong tbh

Widdensushi

J Mysterio wrote: »

Well, at least we know City have to attack. I guess they would anyway so no surprises there, but they dont have much time to be patient with the ball, which is how they like to play. We should be looking to frustrate them and stick it to them on the counter.

This, if we get over the first half hour the gaps will start to appear on the counter, if we get one goal then it should be over

not yet

If Salah is 100% We'll piss this..

Talisman

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

No stats are going to help on the field. We just need to be brave out there, what the players feel will come into it, it did in second half at Anfield. Klopp was going mad on touchline screaming for them to push up, but the players were out there playing the game and did what came natural in that moment, defended the 3 goal lead.
I can see us defending even if it's not the game plan, players will overrule Klopp on pitch and defend this 3 goal lead for as long as possible.

Klopp told them at half time that the most important thing was to not concede an away goal - he didn't care if Liverpool didn't score in the second half. He didn't want them to repeat the mistake made in the league game at Anfield.

He was agitated on the sideline because the team were falling back to their own 18 yard box which is where you don't want to be defending against Man City.

marklazarcovic

Sneaky emre start anyone???

Riesen_Meal

Grayditch

Salah starts.

Sofa Spud

So is that presumably Gini playing in a 6 role that he did against Everton?

Hopefully they can all last the pace as there's not much to pick from on the bench, but spidey senses are positive for this one....

bennyineire

Kompany dropped, Aguro also on the bench presumbaly not fully fit. Fernadinho left back, we really have no excuse not to score at least once

Osmosis Jones

They're gonna pile on us, we have to be clinical on the break and get a goal, we'll need one to settle the nerves at the very least.

Talisman

bennyineire wrote: »

Kompany dropped, Aguro also on the bench presumbaly not fully fit. Fernadinho left back, we really have no excuse not to score at least once

Fernandinho at left back makes no sense - he has to screen Otamendi and Laporte. Bernardo will be left back so that he can work in tandem with Sane to overload TAA.

murpho999

Osmosis Jones wrote: »

They're gonna pile on us, we have to be clinical on the break and get a goal, we'll need one to settle the nerves at the very least.

I know people are nervous, and I'm not saying you're being negative but we have a very strong team out and have a great chance and hold a crucial 3-0 advantage.

We should be positive.

citytillidie

All out attack from city, just do what Fernandinho says we do and hit long balls to get a 3 on 3 going the other way

marklazarcovic

Let's hope no silly penos and red cards get dished out like our league game here

Kerrigooney

Might need the bong for this.

messinkiapina

Did TV3 really just call Liverpool's win at Anfield last week a 'Smash and Grab'? Lol

Grayditch

Ah yeah. The first half 3-0 smash and grab...

murpho999

I think the City back 3 is quite poor and could be torn apart by our front 3.

Shaque attack

I'm sure we'll do the job tonight. Why are we afraid to post in the match thread though? Happens with other teams too I know just the littlest things are annoying me now.

Start the match please!!