GW35, The Skinny One, Matchday Thread.

bot43

42 with Lascelles to play. Horror show. Aub not starting and me captaining, Ozil not even on the bench (bad transfer in on my part), Roberston not playing.

Pluses were Salah and Silva scoring + Firmino not playing

Dropped 40 in Ireland to 871, dropped about 800 OA to 16906.

km79

Please let Everton to concede
Ideally to dummet but that’s not very feckin likely !!!

dsmythy

They've scored in 8 of their last 10. Here's hoping!

km79

dsmythy wrote: »

They've scored in 8 of their last 10. Here's hoping!

I actually think there will be goals in this game

Mint Sauce

Ideal sinareo tonight. Coleman to get an assist/goal or two. Go off after 60 minutes with a CS, then Perez to get a assist/goal or two.

But I know I won't be that lucky.

km79

ONE CHANGE: @slimaniislam will make his first start for the Magpies tonight, coming in for @dwightgayle!

Full team news: https://t.co/iDkcawZlBb #NUFC https://t.co/s0RsVwaYyV

SlickRic

Mohamed Diame.

A goal probably takes me top of my main ML.

Your time is now.

Please.

EDIT: Nevermind. He's Tark and Barnes coming in for Ozil of Sané. Because of course he has.

eh i dunno

Theo hat trick will do me. Lascelles hopefully get a consolation

redarmy

Everton XI: Pickford, Coleman, Jagielka, Keane, Baines, Schneiderlin, Gurye, Rooney, Bolasie, Walcott, Tosun

alchemist33

Make it like it's 2013, Leighton!

Rikand

Is dubravka playing ?

KevIRL

Rikand wrote: »

Is dubravka playing ?

Yessum

Cartman78

Is 10 points from Dubravka and Kenedy combined too much to ask for??....probably.

Money league lead down to a not so cushy 30 points

Iused2likebusts

Dummet, Walcott and Kennedy tonight I really could do with atleast 15 pts tonight and ideally for Everton to concede.

Mr.Prodston

Theo and Baines tonight.

I'm expecting at least 30 points between them

Dubliner28

Went for Pickford and Baines or Karius and VVG

5% hopefully of a cleanie and a possible assist (Everton fan)
I'll take an assist to be honest

Cartman78

Has Dubravka scored yet?

Thepoet85

Cartman78 wrote:

Has Dubravka scored yet?

20 mins gone and I can't remember anything happening at all.

Thepoet85

Baines also seems to be the sitting defender when Everton have an attacking set piece.

Doesn't bode well for attacking points.

km79

God bless you jagielka

mugsymugsy

A dull 0-0 with a double Everton defence will.be fine by me

km79

I thought There was nothing worse than watching MNF with only a defender playing

There is
When that defender offers absolutely zero attacking threat

KevIRL

HT 0-0

Wilberto

I saw Coleman bombing forward in the last game on MOTD. That's why I wanted to get him in. Plus he's Ireland captain. Patriotism rules!!!

Thepoet85

Can we start the tree puns again? Might liven up the second half :pac:

Mint Sauce

The total first half updates on fix.

34
Big Chance Missed - Big chance missed by Phil Jagielka

34
Big Chance Created - Big chance created by Michael Keane

30
Shot on Target - Shot on target by Ayoze Pérez

30
Save - Save by Jordan Pickford

Tells it all really.

thunderdog

Thepoet85 wrote: »

Can we start the tree puns again? Might liven up the second half :pac:

Tree puns are the baines of my life

Thepoet85

thunderdog wrote:

Tree puns are the baines of my life

I'm not so Keane on them myself.

KevIRL

Thepoet85 wrote: »

I'm not so Keane on them myself.

Can we just Shelve(y) them please

alchemist33

I don't want the second half to liven up at all. Stop it! Stop it, all of you!