Love Island 2018

Duck Soup · 23-07-2018 9:39pm

Jesus, Paul looks like he's in front of a firing squad.

Duck Soup · 23-07-2018 9:40pm

That "Is there anyone else you'd prefer to be coupled up with" question will eat Old Laura alive. You know she's not going to rest until she finds out.

SimpleDimples · 23-07-2018 9:41pm

Laura needs to grow the f*** up!

Try_harder · 23-07-2018 9:41pm

Who went home?

allym · 23-07-2018 9:42pm

average_runner wrote: »

He is dating her for a few days like. Silly questions

Big time and his answers were totally fair.

Mr_Man2121 · 23-07-2018 9:42pm

Try_harder wrote: »

Who went home?

Last night? Steph and new josh

Mr_Man2121 · 23-07-2018 9:42pm

Christ alex

Duck Soup · 23-07-2018 9:43pm

Alexandra and Alex are crashing and burning. 'Lying To Yourself' playing in the background. Nice.

allym · 23-07-2018 9:44pm

I’m waiting for Jack to break out some random facts about how unreliable these tests are. :pac:

razorblunt · 23-07-2018 9:44pm

Paul has no time for Laura's bullshít anyway, that "we'll talk about it later", you can tell she hasn't heard that too much in her time.

Delighted she got her comeuppance though after trying to revel in Jack's situation.

Try_harder · 23-07-2018 9:45pm

Duck Soup · 23-07-2018 9:47pm

Try_harder wrote: »

BS

Which one? :pac:

Try_harder · 23-07-2018 9:47pm

HA HA! Danny? in love with Danny?

Alf Veedersane · 23-07-2018 9:47pm

Why do women ask questions they potentially really won't like the result of?

SimpleDimples · 23-07-2018 9:49pm

If Laura was my friend, I'd sit her down and make her watch it on repeat until she understood why she's single!

ShamoBuc · 23-07-2018 9:49pm

Producers having fun with the answers, very much doubt there's anything scientific with the test.

SimpleDimples · 23-07-2018 9:50pm

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Why do women ask questions they potentially really won't like the result of?

Cos we are women!!!

Try_harder · 23-07-2018 9:51pm

ShamoBuc wrote: »

Producers having fun with the answers, very much doubt there's anything scientific with the test.

they are inadmissible in a court of law, they're bs!

Shpud2 · 23-07-2018 9:51pm

ShamoBuc wrote: »

Producers having fun with the answers, very much doubt there's anything scientific with the test.

Seems to be just heart race and pulse measurements taken. Very unscientific I think. Aren't lie detectors (polygraphs) inadmissible as evidence in court because they aren't reliable?

Alf Veedersane · 23-07-2018 9:51pm

Missed the first 20 mins....missus turns and says "you should have seen what Alexandra was wearing in the hideout".

How long before this is on the player?

Asking for a friend...

Shpud2 · 23-07-2018 9:52pm

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Missed the first 20 mins....missus turns and says "you should have seen what Alexandra was wearing in the hideout".

How long before this is on the player?

Asking for a friend...

I think around 11 usually

Alf Veedersane · 23-07-2018 9:52pm

Shpud2 wrote: »

Seems to be just heart race and pulse measurements taken. Very unscientific I think. Aren't lie detectors (polygraphs) inadmissible as evidence in court because they aren't reliable?

Yeah.

But they're entertaining as f**k here.

Dr. Bre · 23-07-2018 9:53pm

Lie detector telling lies...

Mr_Man2121 · 23-07-2018 9:53pm

I say they have a dog pressing 'true' and 'lie' buttons with his nose.

Try_harder · 23-07-2018 9:57pm

Paul the Octopus more reliable

Try_harder · 23-07-2018 9:59pm

Jack is walking into it

soiseztomabel · 23-07-2018 9:59pm

Paul looks like the puppet in Team America when he goes undercover with the fake beard

Duck Soup · 23-07-2018 10:01pm

Jack and Dani's relationship turns out to be a quarter of an inch deep shocker.

Try_harder · 23-07-2018 10:01pm

Jack digging a hole

razorblunt · 23-07-2018 10:02pm

Dani is such a fcking child. All of this for a big reconciliation to cement their no1 status.

The question was tempted, not would he cheat. Jack is really holding back.

It's like looking at a cake when you're on a diet, doesn't mean you have to tuck in.

Absolute bolloxology.

Mr_Man2121 · 23-07-2018 10:02pm

Jack is a knob

Try_harder · 23-07-2018 10:02pm

Jack is too aggressive

Mr_Man2121 · 23-07-2018 10:03pm

Mr_Man2121 wrote: »

Jack is a knob

Dani is too. Jack more tho.

Duck Soup · 23-07-2018 10:04pm

Oh Love Island, there better be a relationship bloodbath tomorrow or else.

And Spin The Bottle later in the week. That always ends well.

Try_harder · 23-07-2018 10:05pm

Mr_Man2121 wrote: »

Dani is too. Jack more tho.

Dani was upset though, Jack got defensive instead of listening to her

SimpleDimples · 23-07-2018 10:05pm

In relation to the Jack/Dani, surely everyone is always tempted? Totally different to do you think you'll cheat?

ShamoBuc · 23-07-2018 10:06pm

Dani is just such a numpty talking as if he will defo cheat on her.
She really has issues, focussing on the negatives and forgetting the positives.
Their relationship really is paper thin.

FourFourRED · 23-07-2018 10:06pm

Eoghan McDermott...

*switches off*

razorblunt · 23-07-2018 10:07pm

Try_harder wrote: »

Dani was upset though, Jack got defensive instead of listening to her

Of course he did, how could he not? she was basically saying he had stated he'd cheat which is just rubbish.

23-07-2018 10:09pm

Nobody mentioned at any point that lie detectors are completely unreliable???

Shpud2 · 23-07-2018 10:11pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Nobody mentioned at any point that lie detectors are completely unreliable???

I'm sure Jack has some facts about it.

Mr_Man2121 · 23-07-2018 10:11pm

Try_harder wrote: »

Dani was upset though, Jack got defensive instead of listening to her

He got so aggressive. And then to turn around and call her patethic was horrible.

razorblunt · 23-07-2018 10:13pm

Mr_Man2121 wrote: »

He got so aggressive. And then to turn around and call her patethic was horrible.

She's getting upset about answers to questions, she set, as part of some BS unreliable test. That is pathetic.

I swear you can tell most of these guys are used to wet paper lads bending over backwards for them.

ShamoBuc · 23-07-2018 10:15pm

Mr_Man2121 wrote: »

He got so aggressive. And then to turn around and call her patethic was horrible.

She's complaining about utter nonsense. Utterly pathetic.

Try_harder · 23-07-2018 10:27pm

ShamoBuc wrote: »

She's complaining about utter nonsense. Utterly pathetic.

You can't go around calling someone pathetic, thats not how relationships work

ShamoBuc · 23-07-2018 10:29pm

Try_harder wrote: »

You can't go around calling someone pathetic, thats not how relationships work

What she did was pathetic, sometimes you have to call a spade a spade and sometimes you have to....try harder

average_runner · 23-07-2018 10:30pm

Jack should run a mile from danny. She is a head wrecker and drama queen

Alf Veedersane · 23-07-2018 10:31pm

Try_harder wrote: »

You can't go around calling someone pathetic, thats not how relationships work

How Dani behaved isnt how relationships work.

Try_harder · 23-07-2018 11:29pm

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

How Dani behaved isnt how relationships work.

People get upset, you don't antagonise them, and belittle them.

Try_harder · 23-07-2018 11:31pm

ShamoBuc wrote: »

What she did was pathetic, sometimes you have to call a spade a spade and sometimes you have to....try harder

You do remember early on when he admitted to cheating in every relationship- thats why she's insecure about him

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