Love Island 2018

Alf Veedersane · 28-07-2018 9:37pm

Only dae last night's episode today. A couple of things:

* Fúck the Kaz and Josh haterz
* Kaz is phenomenal
* Alex was a prick. He told Alexandra in the car he wanted to continue dating when he didn't
* Alex wanted to make himself feel better by saying they'd male great friends.
* Alexandra is gorgeous
* Megan is sly
* Dani Dyer's mother was on de telly saying the family spent a large chunk of life in Spain but they didn't bother their holes going over.

Duck Soup · 29-07-2018 9:04pm

I'll be happy if I never hear Dani's buzzsaw voice again. Knowworramean.

Alex's parents must have been squirming for weeks.

Wouldn't Old Laura's parents be in their late 90s?

razorblunt · 29-07-2018 9:07pm

Paul saying seeing his Mam was the best day ever. It's been 2 weeks sunshine, if she arrived on your lads holiday you'd sent her packing.

Duck Soup · 29-07-2018 9:08pm

Why does Laura's mum look like Alexandra? Are they sure everyone's got the right parents?

Monife · 29-07-2018 9:13pm

Duck Soup wrote: »

Why does Laura's mum look like Alexandra? Are they sure everyone's got the right parents?

It's her sister...

foxyladyxx · 29-07-2018 9:15pm

Monife wrote: »

It's her sister...

She looks old.

Duck Soup · 29-07-2018 9:17pm

Monife wrote: »

It's her sister...

The one with the black hair?

Duck Soup · 29-07-2018 9:18pm

Go on Mr and Mrs Pink-Lobster, tell Alex what a gigantic nob he's been.

Alf Veedersane · 29-07-2018 9:25pm

Should have had Alexandra's mother in there...some craic

Duck Soup · 29-07-2018 9:34pm

I must ask Megan's dad what kind of a father gets cosmetic surgery for his 14 year old daughter.

Wes's parents: If you're happy, we're happy. Follow your heart, son.

Translation: She's trash.

razorblunt · 29-07-2018 9:41pm

"Yeah we enjoyed watching it".
Said Megan's Dad, weirdly.

They're not even making the blatant Jani favouritism hidden now.

Man Vs ManUre · 29-07-2018 9:48pm

This is complete trash. Why am I watching?? How can any parent be proud of their kid spending the summer in their bikinis and having great banter?? I guess the parents are just as bad. I dread to think what the next generation will be like.

anewme · 29-07-2018 9:48pm

Boring episode .zzzzzzz

MuffinTop86 · 29-07-2018 9:57pm

The difference betwee The Flack and Sohie Monk from Love Island Australia.
The Flack is so wooden and stands far away from them cos she’s such a huge star to be admired.
Dani’s mum acting like a bit of a knack was strange.

Duck Soup · 29-07-2018 10:00pm

Farewell Dr. Alex. One day someone will name a suppository after you.

Alf Veedersane · 29-07-2018 10:02pm

Jack needs to stop blow drying his hair.

I miss Alexandra.

Sad face.

gmisk · 29-07-2018 10:07pm

Oh hello Alex's mate Chris!
I would couple up with him defo!

gmisk · 29-07-2018 10:15pm

That was the worst episode of this series.....literally pointless

soiseztomabel · 29-07-2018 10:17pm

Litchrally

soiseztomabel · 29-07-2018 10:29pm

Black Jacks Hitler tash on Aftersun anyone?

gmisk · 29-07-2018 10:31pm

soiseztomabel wrote: »

Black Jacks Hitler tash on Aftersun anyone?

Toothbrush moustache I think they are called

His accent seems less gangsta on this show I think someone might have told him how bizarre it was

Rikand · 29-07-2018 10:32pm

MuffinTop86 wrote: »

The difference betwee The Flack and Sohie Monk from Love Island Australia.
The Flack is so wooden and stands far away from them cos she’s such a huge star to be admired.
Dani’s mum acting like a bit of a knack was strange.

I dont know Dani's mum but instantly thought she was a total knack when she came on

Duck Soup · 29-07-2018 11:09pm

Rikand wrote: »

I dont know Dani's mum but instantly thought she was a total knack when she came on

Her name is Joanne Mas and she's Danny's childhood sweetheart. Joanne and Danny have 3 kids together - Dani, Sunnie and Arty. They've been together for 20+ years buttony got married in 2016.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/2944712/danny-dyer-wife-joanne-mas-love-island-2018-dani/