Love Island 2018

johnpatrick81

What age does Laura claim to be? The sun(and the crack) has aged her very badly.

Serious need of some curves in there too. Jaysus half of them are borderline anorexic.

smeal

johnpatrick81 wrote: »

What age does Laura claim to be? The sun(and the crack) has aged her very badly.

Serious need of some curves in there too. Jaysus half of them are borderline anorexic.

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johnpatrick81

christ, I'd have guessed late 30s.

Andy Magic

johnpatrick81 wrote: »

What age does Laura claim to be? The sun(and the crack) has aged her very badly.

Serious need of some curves in there too. Jaysus half of them are borderline anorexic.

I think there weight is normal. Nowadays people think your anorexic if your not chunky.

I agree on Laura though, she's definitely lying about her age

johnpatrick81

Hell no Andy, need some cushion like. Bag of bones half of them!

retro:electro

Ya her skin is very sun damaged. Still a pretty girl though. Is there anything to be said for a bit of Irish pashte

johnpatrick81

retro:electro wrote: »

Ya her skin is very sun damaged. Still a pretty girl though.

fin12

Hayley one reminds me of Jessica Simpson. And definitely acting the typical dumb blonde stereotype.

Niall seems to be more interested in Adam than any girl in there. Never shuts up talking about him.

johnpatrick81

Niall has to be bi, he is besotted with Adam, and also commented later about how cute Eyor is.

neonsofa

retro:electro wrote: »

Ya her skin is very sun damaged. Still a pretty girl though. Is there anything to be said for a bit of Irish pashte

Maybe I'm just used to plumped up lips nowadays or something but it was more her lips and gum line that appeared older to me than her skin. And I have no lips whatsoever so it's not just a lack of volume I'm talking about,just something about her mouth, maybe it's me being weird :pac:

I would not be able to go in to that villa though I'd be slobbing out in an oversized t shirt and flip flops by day 2! Even on holidays I pack for all eventualities- gowns, shorts, trousers, formal wear, bikinis- and I legit just wear the same shorts and bikini top for the whole time. I plan to be glamorous and gorgeous and then the reality is just....not.

buswankers

neonsofa wrote: »

Maybe I'm just used to plumped up lips nowadays or something but it was more her lips and gum line that appeared older to me than her skin. And I have no lips whatsoever so it's not just a lack of volume I'm talking about,just something about her mouth, maybe it's me being weird :pac:

I would not be able to go in to that villa though I'd be slobbing out in an oversized t shirt and flip flops by day 2! Even on holidays I pack for all eventualities- gowns, shorts, trousers, formal wear, bikinis- and I legit just wear the same shorts and bikini top for the whole time. I plan to be glamorous and gorgeous and then the reality is just....not.

:P:P I'm the exact same neon.....totally plan on being stunning & the reality is the complete opposite!!

retro:electro

Same. Hair scraped back no make up and Penney’s flip flops. Safe to say I’d be left standing.
But I’m great craic so fcuk them. I win.

skipper_G

I'm so hairy even my hairs have hair, I don't think I'd fit in with that crowd of baby smooth boyos

Harleen Quinzel

skipper_G wrote: »

I'm so hairy even my hairs have hair, I don't think I'd fit in with that crowd of baby smooth boyos

Like a real man

neonsofa

We all need to organise a cottage with ibc and Mack and turn up in our slob gear and have our own love island. Aka bin day.

Adamocovic

Just caught up and don't know all their names at all!

The spiritual lad will probably get on my nerves after a while.
Adam seems awful boring so far but hopefully he'll stir it up. The one I think he's picking, Olivia 3.0 seems like she will end up being a complete nutter. Found it gas how much the Harry Potter lad was sweating it. Samira was on me nerves already, and some lovely cringey moments.

Feel bad for Doctor Alex, seems like he's in the wrong show. They'd be best keeping him based off how badly sunburnt some already are his expertise may come in handy.

skipper_G

Adamocovic wrote: »

Just caught up and don't know all their names at all!

The spiritual lad will probably get on my nerves after a while.
Adam seems awful boring so far but hopefully he'll stir it up. The one I think he's picking, Olivia 3.0 seems like she will end up being a complete nutter. Found it gas how much the Harry Potter lad was sweating it. Samira was on me nerves already, and some lovely cringey moments.

Feel bad for Doctor Alex, seems like he's in the wrong show. They'd be best keeping him based off how badly sunburnt some already are his expertise may come in handy.

The producers should just hook a tanker full of factor 50 to a hose pipe and blast them all

johnpatrick81

Shoulda sent them to a proper island, one of the smaller Aran islands, few crates of poteen and let them at it!

skipper_G

Oh wow, I thought it would be Dani. Wasn't expecting that

Edit: #muggled

Kiwi_knock

Wow surprised by that, really thought it would be Dani

retro:electro

Awh, I’ll take ya babe

fin12

I’m guessing he was told to do that by the producers because she didn’t really show him any interest when he was talking to her.

skipper_G

Maybe Adam heard Niall constantly talking about him, his abs or how good looking he was and targeted him on purpose

skipper_G

Laura is fuming he didn't pick her

retro:electro

Ye knew each other five minutes! Get over it!

Harleen Quinzel

Awh, poor Niall stress eating. He needs a good....hug

fin12

That Jack is as fake as sh*t, he has been following Dani dyers Instagram page for months and then claimed last night that he didn’t know her father was Danny Dyer.

Rfrip

Adam is ridiculous

Harleen Quinzel

They strategically placed the candles 10 ft away due to the 12 cans of fake tan fumes being highly flammable

Harleen Quinzel

Rfrip wrote: »

Adam is ridiculous

I think he sees himself as a massive game player. He knows he’s hot and is just working out how to play the game best.