The Ray D’Arcy Show May 5th

Welsh Megaman

Those backing dancers!

The fake lamppost!

The fake falling snow!

My eyes!

Rock Lesnar

Una wondering what the hell happened her interview. It was all going so well 10mins ago

Thargor

mzungu wrote: »

Too right. Kula Shaker had some good tunes!

Id say once they finished Hush half the crowd fecked off back to the drinks tent.

mzungu

Rock Lesnar wrote: »

Una wondering what the hell happened her interview. It was all going so well 10mins ago

Aye, Brian has done a John Terry on it.

Alf Veedersane

Rock Lesnar wrote: »

Una wondering what the hell happened her interview

And then she saw Ray and it all made sense again

BorneTobyWilde

Brain and Una back stage.

Alf Veedersane

Ray looks like a monkey emoji.

Say Your Number

He sounds like Jarlath Regan.

Ol' Donie

Does anyone else feel that now that it's okay to be gay, certain people are, possibly, over egging the omlette a bit?

I mean the two lads on stage dancing there, does it feel a bit contrived?

Or is it just that all I know about Ryan O'Shaugnessy is that he sang more or less the same song on one of those Simon Cowell things, but the teary backstory was that he wrote it for a girl he loved?

Welsh Megaman

Methinks Una and Brian haven't spoken since 2006.

Always number 1

An emoji consultant what the actual????????

mzungu

Thargor wrote: »

Id say once they finished Hush half the crowd fecked off back to the drinks tent.

And the shame is all theirs. They could have at least shown a bit of class and waited until they played Hey Dude!

Welsh Megaman

Let's not judge this chap too harshly.

The Talking Bread

Ol' Donie wrote: »

Does anyone else feel that now that it's okay to be gay, certain people are, possibly, over egging the omlette a bit?

I mean the two lads on stage dancing there, does it feel a bit contrived?

Or is it just that all I know about Ryan O'Shaugnessy is that he sang more or less the same song on one of those Simon Cowell things, but the teary backstory was that he wrote it for a girl he loved?

There is a lot going on in that post?

Ol' Donie

This is amazing.

Emojiis are little pictures of things. Nobody anywhere needs to be an expert in this.

For f*ckin Jaysus sake.

CH3OH

This lad would bore you to death .

sligojoek

Evenin' all Good snooker on BBC. Hawkins and Williams level at 15 frames

Welsh Megaman

Is there a facepalm emoji for how I'm feeling right now?

Ol' Donie

The Talking Bread wrote: »

There is a lot going on in that post?

Not really.

Just that anything to do with Cowell or Louis Walsh is b*llocks.

DebDynamite

Has this fella just been pulled off the street when a real guest broke down on way to the show?! This is quite possibly the worst guest i’ve ever seen on a chat show

BorneTobyWilde

Alf Veedersane

Ol' Donie wrote: »

Does anyone else feel that now that it's okay to be gay, certain people are, possibly, over egging the omlette a bit?

I mean the two lads on stage dancing there, does it feel a bit contrived?

Or is it just that all I know about Ryan O'Shaugnessy is that he sang more or less the same song on one of those Simon Cowell things, but the teary backstory was that he wrote it for a girl he loved?

Is that just a long-winded way of saying you don't like it/it's shíte?

The Talking Bread

Ray's favourite emoji

Rock Lesnar

We have to take emojis seriously on a show that cant be taking seriously

Lia_lia

:rolleyes:

mzungu

Always number 1 wrote: »

An emoji consultant what the actual????????

At least it's not a "social influencer."

LoughNeagh2017

I remember in 2003 at primary school there was a boy who was looking at a big penis animation on one of the old nokia phones and the teacher walked up behind him

DebDynamite

DebDynamite wrote: »

Has this fella just been pulled off the street when a real guest broke down one way to the show?! This is quite possibly the worst guest i’ve ever seen in a chat show

Actually no, maybe the time the Jack Nicholson lookalike came out might’ve been the worst

franglan

What's the emoji for having a tub and a fancy haircut?

Always number 1

At present I'm using the 3 wise monkeys emojis.. I feel like I'm in a parallel universe

Rock Lesnar

Red hair emoji, everything is right in the world again.

Welsh Megaman

Didn't know Lindsey Lohan was from CARK!

franglan

Who is this red haired lady now?

Ol' Donie

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Is that just a long-winded way of saying you don't like it/it's shíte?

Yes. Yes it is.

The Talking Bread

Ol' Donie wrote: »

Not really.

Just that anything to do with Cowell or Louis Walsh is b*llocks.

Not disputing your taste, just haven't a clue what you mean by, and don't know what not liking Cowell/Walsh "music", has to do with:

"Does anyone else feel that now that it's okay to be gay, certain people are, possibly, over egging the omlette a bit?

I mean the two lads on stage dancing there, does it feel a bit contrived?"

Welsh Megaman

Lia_lia

Tooogher

vladmydad

I suspect this emoji guy is on the autism spectrum

Alf Veedersane

DebDynamite wrote: »

Has this fella just been pulled off the street when a real guest broke down on way to the show?! This is quite possibly the worst guest i’ve ever seen on a chat show

You're new to The Ray D'Arcy Show, obviously

glenfieldman

Ray says “I bet you can’t wait” so sarcastically, like he knows it’s going to be pure crap

Welsh Megaman

Eurovision this time next week, guys and gals...always the funniest thread on boards by a country mile.

Ol' Donie

The Talking Bread wrote: »

Not disputing your taste, just haven't a clue what you mean by, and don't know what not liking Cowell/Walsh "music", has to do with:

"Does anyone else feel that now that it's okay to be gay, certain people are, possibly, over egging the omlette a bit?

I mean the two lads on stage dancing there, does it feel a bit contrived?"

Ugh. I knew I shouldn't have said anything.

It was a badly articulated effort to say that I think it's all very cynical.

DebDynamite

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

You're new to The Ray D'Arcy Show, obviously

Yep, I’m down in the folks stuck watching it. Wouldn’t be my normal viewing of a Saturday night!

Patty O Furniture

mzungu wrote: »

Guests this week:

Una Healy - dropping in for a chat.

Ryan O'Shaughnessy - on live link from Lisbon. Would not have been as technologically advanced as that back in the days when Kenny Live ruled Saturday nights.

Nicole Owns - will talk to Ray about joining hundreds of thousands of people all over the country to walk from darkness into light for Pieta House's annual event. She will also will talk about winning the All Ireland final at Croke Park after years of struggling with mental health problems.

David McWilliams - will be giving his analysis on the property market.

Keith Broni - the world's first emoji consultant, will be appearing to talk about helping companies navigate their way through a growing emoji minefield.

Don't ask him about the Emoji movie, as afaik he consulted on it
Still no one saw it or understood it [insert emoji for ****:D]



The above line up is the strongest evidence yet that I probably am in purgatory!

Rock Lesnar wrote: »

Poor Una

I have the ideal trade for Mrs Healy/Foden, Guna by Una :P

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

Brain and Una back stage.

Don't tell Ronan;):rolleyes::p

Always number 1 wrote: »

An emoji consultant what the actual????????

:P:rolleyes:

RobertKK

:rolleyes: :eek:

Welsh Megaman

Not only did Christina dress herself in a pair of curtains, she used the tassels too! :pac:

Rock Lesnar

And they want to increase the licence fee

Alf Veedersane

I don't know if the fact she has massive fake eyelashes is distracting from the fact she's wearing pyjamas on tv

Alf Veedersane

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Not only did Christina dress herself in a pair of curtains, she used the tassels too! :pac:

The tassels are the yokes you use to the the curtains back with

Welsh Megaman

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Not only did Christina dress herself in a pair of curtains, she used the tassels too! :pac: