Tinder Matches

colm_mcm

You’d imagine the OP would be up to his knees in fanny of a Friday evening instead of being on boards.

Jarrett

Well that's €13 I will never get back, she wouldn't do anything with me except kiss but she wanted to meet again and messaged me first thing this morning so I might give her another chance.

misstearheus

About 4 Matches most days. But if I chat at all a lot of them un-match. Just Match-Collectors mostly I presume.

pickarooney

I think I got 4 matches in 3 weeks after right-swiping on over 1000 profiles.

Still, just needed that one result and got it.

BarryD2

Jarrett wrote: »

I won't match,

repealers....

So curious as to what do you do if you get them up the pole, expecting your offspring?

Run a mile?

Point them towards a cheap RyanAir flight to UK?

Avatar MIA

BarryD2 wrote: »

So curious as to what do you do if you get them up the pole, expecting your offspring?

Eh, don't think the OP's daydreams get that far.

What on earth is Tinder?

Back in my day we would just find a club if we had to go, to meet someone who really loved you, so I’d go and I’d stand on my my own, and I’d leave on my own, then I’d go home and I’d cry and I’d want to die

misstearheus

pickarooney wrote: »

I think I got 4 matches in 3 weeks after right-swiping on over 1000 profiles.

Still, just needed that one result and got it.

So are you currently seeing someone off Tinder?! Awww that's cute. And reassuring that there is genuine matches out there! :)

ANDREWMUFC

Jarrett wrote: »

Im not trolling at all I have a date with a hot 18 year old in McDonald's tonight after that we'll head back to my comfy car.

What will you do to her Jarrett?

Hilly Bill

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

So you would ride 10% of the obese burds...
What makes those ones rideable?

It's a bit like a Honda 50, they are both great rides but you wouldn't want your mates to see you on one.

Sile Na Gig

Deleted User wrote: »

What on earth is Tinder?

Back in my day we would just find a club if we had to go, to meet someone who really loved you, so I’d go and I’d stand on my my own, and I’d leave on my own, then I’d go home and I’d cry and I’d want to die

I am huuuuman and I want to be loved just like anybody else does!

If I were a woman I wouldn't be bowled over by the OP's, eh, idiosyncratic charm. Alarm bells would ring right here: 'could of'. Shudder.

And in terms of generalisations, any man who'd choose a typically headwrecking, vacuous 18-year-old woman over a typically confident, and thus sexy, 35-year-old woman must be rejected by women his own age who have the measure of his worth.

jcorr

I used to subscribe to tinder plus.

I would get more matches in foreign locations ... which kinda defeats the purpose of tinder lol.