GF too quiet in the bedroom.

Appledreams15

Permabear wrote: »

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It always amazes me how quickly you can move from talking about one boyfriend to making sweeping generalizations about all men.[/quote]
And yet I said "all men" precisely nowhere.

So what's your point?

Appledreams15

Pac1Man wrote: »

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It's a midlands thing.[/quote]

I'm not in the midlands.

Cheerful Spring

Tommysocks11 wrote: »

Just wondering if any posters have experience of a girlfriend or wife who won't take the initiative in the bedroom and expects the man to be standing for attention at all times without even a hint of foreplay, I used to be ready most of the time in my twenties but now I would like a hand every so often but she goes ballistic if I'm soft, help Please???

Seems to me your with the wrong girl if she not willing to have foreplay before sex. You better off finding someone new you're compatible with. This relationship is doomed if she only interested in her own needs.

I never experienced this issue, but it obvious your being pressured and it turns you off sexually. If your mind not into it the bottom half will not work correctly.

Ronaldinho

Tommysocks11 wrote: »

Just wondering if any posters have experience of a girlfriend or wife who won't take the initiative in the bedroom and expects the man to be standing for attention at all times without even a hint of foreplay, I used to be ready most of the time in my twenties but now I would like a hand every so often but she goes ballistic if I'm soft, help Please???

Would you have an ex that might be up for a threesome? Could show her how it's done. If she's the jealous type it might gee her up a bit seeing you with her too.

Wibbs

Python Desk wrote: »

If she's not sucking the cum out of your duck with gusto

Tigger

Wibbs wrote: »

Thanks I needed a laugh

opti76

jamesbere wrote: »

Tell her to to pull the finger out

or stick the finger in ..

cantdecide

Tigger wrote: »

Thanks I needed a laugh

Great quack alright

Jimmy Dags

Are you after turning into a girly man op?

SCOOP 64

Dont think you can put photos up , can you? might help op if we can see what she looks like , might sympathize with you.

BalcombeSt4

Sex is a two way thing (well sometimes 3 or 4 but usually just 2) and it relies on giving and taking. You got to give her something to make her want to give you something, so finger her for a bit first, get them fingers sticky, when she starts moaning with pleasure that's when you should start getting hard, get her to stroke it for you until it's fully erect now it's time to stick it in, start of slow & then faster & faster, switch positions around every 10 - 15 mins, see how many times you can make her orgasm, even if you just get her to cum once it's a job done and then just see how long you can last.
And then after that you can then say "I get's mine, I bring the ruckus to the ladies". Now your ready to teach a class on sex education.

Tommysocks11

No pics I'm afraid but she's a stunner with a great body

Jim Bob Scratcher

Buy her a megaphone OP, problem sorted..

fergus1001

Surreptitious wrote:

It's not ice cream he's making at all, you know.

looks similar tbf

thebull85

Tommysocks11 wrote: »

No pics I'm afraid but she's a stunner with a great body

Just goes to show, you can never have it all, stunner with a great body, but absolute sh*te in the sack.

Jimmy Dags

thebull85 wrote: »

Just goes to show, you can never have it all, stunner with a great body, but absolute sh*te in the sack.

Has she a tiny penis?

beertons

Always considered her a bit of a screamer myself.

McGixxer

Tommysocks11 wrote: »

No pics I'm afraid but she's a stunner with a great body

I'm calling BS on the whole story.


Pictures or it didn't happen

shamrock55

Would she not at least give you an aul tug no?,if she's like that as a girlfriend I'd dread to think what sort of wife shed make,honestly I'd just say it to her out straight that you need or would like as much attention as you give her otherwise your wasting you time bud

Tommysocks11

shamrock55 wrote:

Would she not at least give you an aul tug no?,if she's like that as a girlfriend I'd dread to think what sort of wife shed make,honestly I'd just say it to her out straight that you need or would like as much attention as you give her otherwise your wasting you time bud

No she says I should be hard without any help so won't help or intervene in that department

North inner city hoodlum

Tommysocks11 wrote: »

No she says I should be hard without any help so won't help or intervene in that department

Www. hardporn. ie

Missus, tommysocks11 what are you doing?

Tommysocks11, I've to get myself hard or you can help if you like

Jimmy Dags

Tommysocks11 wrote: »

No she says I should be hard without any help so won't help or intervene in that department

Are ye like star fishes in bed?

shamrock55

Do you give her oral or a finger or any foreplay,if so does that in itself not arrouse you?,I know a helping hand is always nice and a one sided sexual experience is ****e but should you looking after her not get you going

Tommysocks11

Jimmy Dags wrote:

Are ye like star fishes in bed?

No sure what that means

Tommysocks11

shamrock55 wrote:

Do you give her oral or a finger or any foreplay,if so does that in itself not arrouse you?,I know a helping hand is always nice and a one sided sexual experience is ****e but should you looking after her not get you going

Yes it turns me on but few minutes later I go soft again which is infuriating for both of us

hightower1

Tommysocks11 wrote: »

No she says I should be hard without any help so won't help or intervene in that department

Put simply this means she is **** in bed and not you.

She's demonstrated a fundamental lack of understanding as to how human physiology and / or sexual chemistry works.

Ignore her remarks about past experiences, these have no bearing on your relationship or you specifically. Every single person is different when it comes to this stuff.

As to her comment about her past partners - frankly that was uncalled for, counterproductive and down right disrespectful of you. Please direct her to read this thread.

Tommysocks11

hightower1 wrote:

She's demonstrated a fundamental lack of understanding as to how human physiology and / or sexual chemistry works.

hightower1 wrote:

As to her comment about her past partners - frankly that was uncalled for, counterproductive and down right disrespectful of you. Please direct her to read this thread.

hightower1 wrote:

Put simply this means she is **** in bed and not you.

hightower1 wrote:

Ignore her remarks about past experiences, these have no bearing on your relationship or you specifically. Every single person is different when it comes to this stuff.

Ah no in fairness she's very understanding and does not go on about it but she must be annoyed with me too as I'm not satisfying her??

Tommysocks11

Tommysocks11 wrote:

Ah no in fairness she's very understanding and does not go on about it but she must be annoyed with me too as I'm not satisfying her??

Will things improve or am I programmed wrong and just not a sexual person???

riffmongous

Tommysocks11 wrote: »

Will things improve or am I programmed wrong and just not a sexual person???

Ah so that's who you are, I was wondering

Mackmatic

Sounds like your Mrs is awful and your too weak.

Move on pal.

Either that or stick a ruler to the bottom of your pecker and just pretend you're hard. Also use Papier machey to fill in any empty areas if you're... ahem... lacking in the area.

posturingpat

Get a Kenneth like Mark Corrigan did.

Yer Da sells Avon

I keep misreading the thread title as "GF too quiet in the bathroom". FFS.

blinding

Tommysocks11 wrote: »

Over 2 years together and yes I do get erect randomly so no medical issue I think, maybe anxiety??

Ye are incompatible . Time to find some fresh .

Tommysocks11

We get on so well except for this I'm wondering is there any merit in me telling her to find some friends with benefits to keep her satisfied, do open relationships work???

blinding

Have you tried her sister and told her that her sister is better .

There should be a reaction ! ! !

shamrock55

Tommysocks11 wrote: »

We get on so well except for this I'm wondering is there any merit in me telling her to find some friends with benefits to keep her satisfied, do open relationships work???

I'm calling bull**** on this now,are you for real??

Vladimir Poontang

How about some warm apple pie?

Overheal

Tommysocks11 wrote: »

We get on so well except for this I'm wondering is there any merit in me telling her to find some friends with benefits to keep her satisfied, do open relationships work???

Open relationship will only work as a slow breakup.

I don’t know what she wants though, but I’d stop going down on her if she doesn’t understand. Next time you’re hard just tell her it’s time to go in and then watch her reaction when she exclaims how you expect her to be wet and ready

worded

I spent the weekend defrosting the fridge

Or fore play as she calls it

jcorr

OP......invest in one of those realistic sex dolls.

BofaDeezNuhtz

Vladimir Poontang wrote: »

How about some warm apple pie?

She's gonna have some hassle fitting a whole one of them up her Fanny tbh :eek:

blinding

Its female entitlement gone Mad .

Esel

Move the bed out from under the bridge.

Tommysocks11

shamrock55 wrote:

I'm calling bull**** on this now,are you for real??

Yes 100%, what's so unbelievable, I just want her to be satisfied

REXER

Suzuki_TL1000R wrote: »

She's gonna have some hassle fitting a whole one of them up her Fanny tbh :eek:

Try one of them LIDL Apple Foldovers, that may be more doable!

blinding

On construction sites they sometimes ( rarely actually ) use a concrete vibrator called a Screamer ( external concrete vibrator )

It makes a lot of noise and shakes the hell out of stuff . Either connect it to the bed or the girlfriend and get some earplugs ( for your ears obviously ) .

Outlaw Pete

Started going out with a girl recently who was like that and after a few a few weeks I had to bring it up and it turns out the girl was just actually very impressionable and after watching a quiet place thought if she made a sound she'd be eaten by aliens. So what I did was I bought a used hearing aid on Adverts and told her not to worry herself. She's grand now.

theyoungchap

With all due respects, it sounds like a sack of spuds......yawn.

Esel

Are you not bored yet?

Because we are.

Robocopwannabe

Full of **** TommySocks, I think he must be getting off on this thread. I think we are all bored of it at this stage. What age are you? 14? Have you been with a girl yet?