How do you find a one night stand

Gwen Cooper

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

I must start hanging around chippers at 4am

Be careful, it only applies if you are in the same state as the others, you might end up traumatized otherwise.

maxwell smart

One of the facebook suspects is based in Manchester. Might be an outside bet to go with that? You can claim you were bewitched by her foreign accent?

There are a few on that list that are actually attractive so for God's sake don't go with them.....

Cupcake_Crisis

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

Be careful, it only applies if you are in the same state as the others, you might end up traumatized otherwise.

That can be very easily arranged :P

NickNickleby

NIMAN wrote: »

This whole thread has to be a windup, surely?

Huh???

guilty husband blurts out the truth.
guilty husband blurts out the truth to the Internet.
thousands flock to offer condolences and marital guidance
expert analysis of the 'cold case' evidence from resident detectives
gives rise to some fantastic out-of-the-box thinking
dating experts pop by to offer foolproof dating techniques
recently appointed super-sleuth identifies potential witnesses
one eejit runs for cover when he realises he might actually have a connection to said witnesses.

This is Probably the Best Thread on Boards.

must get out more

Gwen Cooper

maxwell smart wrote: »

One of the facebook suspects is based in Manchester. Might be an outside bet to go with that? You can claim you were bewitched by her foreign accent?

There are a few on that list that are actually attractive so for God's sake don't go with them.....

I would be careful with this - the wife was probably already interviewing him hard about this and most likely by now she knows everything he knows about her. If he suddenly recalls an accent, it will be very suspicious.

I would just find a random woman in the wedding pictures, one that is not tagged, so she will remain nameless. Wouldn't show the wife Emer's name either, so she won't go ahead contacting her. Literally just save the picture without any names attached to it and point at a person. Say you don't have any other info. Pray the wife won't be asking you for more (and believe me that she will).

Gwen Cooper

NickNickleby wrote: »

Huh???

guilty husband blurts out the truth.
guilty husband blurts out the truth to the Internet.
thousands flock to offer condolences and marital guidance
expert analysis of the 'cold case' evidence from resident detectives
gives rise to some fantastic out-of-the-box thinking
dating experts pop by to offer foolproof dating techniques
recently appointed super-sleuth identifies potential witnesses
one eejit runs for cover when he realises he might actually have a connection to said witnesses.

This is Probably the Best Thread on Boards.

must get out more

This is probably my favourite post. Ever.

NickNickleby

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

I would be careful with this - the wife was probably already interviewing him hard about this and most likely by know she knows everything he knows about her. If he suddenly recalls an accent, it will be very suspicious.

I would just find a random woman in the wedding pictures, one that is not tagged, so she will remain nameless. Wouldn't show the wife Emer's name either, so she won't go ahead contacting her. Literally just save the picture without any names attached to it and point at a person. Say you don't have any other info. Pray the wife won't be asking you for more (and believe me that she will).

..ehhhhhh,

I'm suspicious now about your insights.

YOU'RE the wife, aren't you?:eek:

Cupcake_Crisis

NickNickleby wrote: »

..ehhhhhh,

I'm suspicious now about your insights.

YOU'RE the wife, aren't you?:eek:

Plot twist!!!

NickNickleby

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Plot twist!!!

I'm on it....

:pac::pac::pac:

Gwen Cooper

NickNickleby wrote: »

..ehhhhhh,

I'm suspicious now about your insights.

YOU'RE the wife, aren't you?:eek:

Well how else will i get the truth out of that cheating prick?

Never mess with a high-functioning borderline :cool:

NickNickleby

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

Well how else will i get the truth out of that cheating prick?

Never mess with a high-functioning borderline :cool:

Sh1t, now I wish I'd used a pseudonym.

Cupcake_Crisis

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

Well how else will i get the truth out of that cheating prick?

Never mess with a high-functioning borderline :cool:

I have to stand up for the op here, I can see why he did what he did. There’s not a lot I won’t do for the promise of a battered sausage.

Gwen Cooper

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

I have to stand up for the op here, I can see why he did what he did. There’s not a lot I won’t do for the promise of a battered sausage.

Is it worth it ending up with a battered face?

Cupcake_Crisis

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

Is it worth it ending up with a battered face?

Depends on how hungry you are really.

jim salter

Dude,
No body : No evidence
No evidence : No crime
A coerced statement, while under duress.
You weren't even there on the night in question, you were afraid and confused.
Hire a Pi to prove you weren't even there.

FREE NICKY KELLY, FREE NICKY KELLY, FRE........

wexie

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

Is it worth it ending up with a battered face?

battered beaten

or

battered covered in 'batter'?

Cupcake_Crisis

wexie wrote: »

battered beaten

or

battered covered in 'batter'?

Ugh. I’m not hungry anymore.

Gravelly

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

I would be careful with this - the wife was probably already interviewing him hard about this and most likely by know she knows everything he knows about her. If he suddenly recalls an accent, it will be very suspicious.

I would just find a random woman in the wedding pictures, one that is not tagged, so she will remain nameless. Wouldn't show the wife Emer's name either, so she won't go ahead contacting her. Literally just save the picture without any names attached to it and point at a person. Say you don't have any other info. Pray the wife won't be asking you for more (and believe me that she will).

Damn, you're scary good.

Collie D

This thread is a bit mental...but strangely addictive.

Gravelly

Collie D wrote: »

This thread is a bit mental...but strangely addictive.

Like chip shop luvin' at 4am.

Gwen Cooper

Gravelly wrote: »

Damn, you're scary good.

I don’t want to boast, but I was compared to Tim Roth from Lie to Me on more than one occasion

GT_TDI_150

This would be a whole lot easier if that one on facebook had posted on FB from the hen and tagged galore...

Instead we have to scroll through a list of 'it definetly isnt her', 'oh god i hope it wasnt her' and 'it could definetly be her's

josip

Katgurl wrote: »

Right op has vanished and I know this is AH but...

This is a one-way street to divorce. Your wife has got herself into a spin and the demands won't stop at a photo, she will become obsessed -you'll have to contact chipper girl and tell her you're not interested, wife will want to meet her and blah blah blah.

I can't say I'm surprised either. It's bad enough that you cheated on her but the three years of denials, telling her she's crazy, paranoid whatever is actually worse. I'm sure she knew something was up by your reactions the following day. You should have manned up and come clean instead of letting her doubt herself for so long.

Tracking down a photo will not fix anything. Posting here about how amazing and hot your wife is will not make it up to her either.

Your marriage is severely damaged as youve betrayed her and broken the trust but with counselling and hard work you might fix it.

Nope, the only way to avoid divorce now is to revert to full on denial mode and deny he ever made any of his recent admissions.
I think it's called gaslighting.

Although the OP doesn't sound like the kind of person who could pull it off, it's the only way that won't end in a P45.

Gravelly

josip wrote: »

Nope, the only way to avoid divorce now is to revert to full on denial mode and deny he ever made any of his recent admissions.
I think it's called gaslighting.

Although the OP doesn't sound like the kind of person who could pull it off, it's the only way that won't end in a P45.

He should act utterly amazed the next time she mentions it, and deny that they ever had such a conversation, or that he has ever heard of, not to mention been in, the chipper in question. Act all worried and concerned, repeatedly asking if she wants him to call the doctor, etc. You only have to keep this act up for a day or two before she is convinced she imagined the whole thing - I know, as it worked for me with my wife in an incident involving her discovering a Porsche I'd bought in the garage. I moved it when she went out, and eventually convinced her she hadn't seen it at all.

The One Doctor

trevk wrote: »

Wife found out wants to know who she was or divorce

Hehehe...

Sorry.

Gwen Cooper

OP where are you? I'm dying to know if it was Denise!

Gravelly

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

OP where are you? I'm dying to know if it was Denise!

I notice he's gone very quiet since Denise was mentioned.....

KathleenGrant

Could be a wind up.
If so still entertaining thread.
If not OP and partner in a very dark and sad place.

Hope they are both ok whichever is true.

jester77

I'd say the areas around that piercing were tender the next morning after the spice bag fingers

Cupcake_Crisis

jester77 wrote: »

I'd say the areas around that piercing were tender the next morning after the spice bag fingers

/shudder.

clio_16v

This should be made into a movie
"Plenty of Fish ... and Chips"

deletthis

Either way if you're picking up married women in the chipper at 4am you'd need to be fairly battered.

I'll see myself out.

Squatter

"Last edited by Buford T. Justice V; Today at 13:10. Reason: removal of link to facebook personal profile"

One of the cruellest actions ever taken by a Boards.ie moderator.

Bulford T, if you ever need a kidney transplant and it turns out that I'm a perfect match ... you can whistle for it!

Hammer89

clio_16v wrote: »

This should be made into a movie
"Plenty of Fish ... and Chips"

Or Full Metal Clit.

deletthis

Hammer89 wrote: »

Or Full Metal Clit.

The CodFather.

Buford T. Justice XIX

Squatter wrote: »

"Last edited by Buford T. Justice V; Today at 13:10. Reason: removal of link to facebook personal profile"

One of the cruellest actions ever taken by a Boards.ie moderator.

Bulford T, if you ever need a kidney transplant and it turns out that I'm a perfect match ... you can whistle for it!

Any particular tune in mind?

Minister

Buford T. Justice V wrote: »

Any particular tune in mind?

Always look on the bright side of life....

Buford T. Justice XIX

Minister wrote: »

Always look on the bright side of life....

GT_TDI_150

How is the OP going to find his next chipper date without that FB link?

Cushtie

We really need OP back for an update.

And also to ask him how the wife tricked him into coming clean?

fxotoole

Cushtie wrote: »

We really need OP back for an update.

And also to ask him how the wife tricked him into coming clean?

OP is currently cruising the takeaways of Tullamore searching for the wan that got away.

Or was that Mullingar?

NickNickleby

Cushtie wrote: »

We really need OP back for an update.

And also to ask him how the wife tricked him into coming clean?

Purely for research purposes......:pac:

Avatar MIA

Cushtie wrote: »

And also to ask him how the wife tricked him into coming clean?

Doe-eyed wife."I have this fantasy about you being with another woman."

Eager but gullible husband "Well, actually..."

wexie

Cushtie wrote: »

We really need OP back for an update.

And also to ask him how the wife tricked him into coming clean?

I would imagine OP is currently strung up by what's left of his balls in the garden shed.

OOnegative

fxotoole wrote: »

OP is currently cruising the takeaways of Tullamore searching for the wan that got away.

Or was that Mullingar?

Hope he has the metal detector with him!!

Cupcake_Crisis

Maybe we all completely missed the point and the missus actually wants a threesome!

mcgrath1992

Have you tried going back to the chipper incase she's a regular orderer of battered sausage there?

Cushtie

NickNickleby wrote: »

Cushtie wrote: »

We really need OP back for an update.

And also to ask him how the wife tricked him into coming clean?

Purely for research purposes......:pac:

I'f you say so.......😀😀

fxotoole

I'd say she's gotten her fair share of battered sausages from that chipper!!!

Pauliedragon

Still waiting on the thread which goes "I picked up a guy in a chipper 3 years ago and I think he's tracked me down and is stalking me"