How do you find a one night stand

FishOnABike

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

I would be careful with this - the wife was probably already interviewing him hard about this and most likely by now she knows everything he knows about her. If he suddenly recalls an accent, i twill be very suspicious.

FTFY

Rikand

I'm raging I missed this thread till now.

If anyone wants to do me a solid and pm me the Facebook link, that would be spiffy!

nowaynever

Sudden urge for a Snatch Box.

NickNickleby

Dang, saw notification of new post and was hopeful that the OP was back with news......

OP ! OP! Where are you???

SuperTortoise

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Maybe we all completely missed the point and the missus actually wants a threesome!

Or she's has known all along, she has enjoyed the last three years of the OP squirming but has suddenly become bored of it and has decided to up the entertainment factor a notch.


Much like you'd see someone fake throw a ball for a dog, and they'd laugh, as they watched the dog running around in circles looking for something that doesn't exist. :pac:

Ursus Horribilis

OP seems to have closed his account. I wonder did his missus put him beyond use..

Frynge

Maybe op was really the wife and the Federal Boardsie Investigators are after finding the snatchbox from 3 years ago for her.

Maybe we need a moment silence for a fallen comrade?

DunnoKidz

Frynge wrote: »

Maybe op was really the wife and the Federal Boardsie Investigators are after finding the snatchbox from 3 years ago for her.

Maybe we need a moment silence for a fallen comrade?

shall we gather at the chip shop?

Tippex

Ursus Horribilis wrote: »

OP seems to have closed his account. I wonder did his missus put him beyond use..

What a way to leave us disgraceful. We need to know what has happened at the very least his missus should come on and let us know (unless it was the missus getting ideas from us on how to hunt down the one-nighter)

NickNickleby

DunnoKidz wrote: »

shall we gather at the chip shop?

"Yes! we'll gather at the river chipper,
where her angel feet have trod"


with apologies to Robert Lowry.

anyway, when are we doing this??

DunnoKidz

NickNickleby wrote: »

"Yes! we'll gather at the river chipper,
where her angel feet have trod"


with apologies to Robert Lowry.

anyway, when are we doing this??

at the reunion of OP, his random mistress and the wife ?

Cushtie

Ah Jesus lads. Looking back on it now... it was his Missus all along. Lads she played us like a fiddle.

Hercule Poirot

In totally unrelated news: Denise from Mullingar has gone missing....

Minister

Hercule Poirot wrote: »

In totally unrelated news: Denise from Mullingar has gone missing....

Poirot has it solved!! To quote the great Poirot...."Wherever there is human nature, there is drama."

Purple Mountain

Since this thread seems to be about Westmeath I'll post here.
Does anyone know a good female doctor?
I have a piercing 'downstairs' that has become infected!

Reati

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Since this thread seems to be about Westmeath I'll post here.
Does anyone know a good female doctor?
I have a piercing 'downstairs' that has become infected!

WD40 cure that right up.

FishOnABike

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Since this thread seems to be about Westmeath I'll post here.
Does anyone know a good female doctor?
I have a piercing 'downstairs' that has become infected!

Only one thing for it. You'll have to get someone to suck the poison out!:D

Gravelly

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Since this thread seems to be about Westmeath I'll post here.
Does anyone know a good female doctor?
I have a piercing 'downstairs' that has become infected!

You should always get him to wash the chip fat off his hands first.

Gwen Cooper

Gravelly wrote: »

You should always get him to wash the chip fat off his hands first.

She asked him to, but he kept going about the importance of good lubrication.

dr.fuzzenstein

CruelCoin wrote: »

Realise that when you approach a woman in a bar you both know at heart, that your first words really mean: "Can i put my cock in your mouth?".
When you're not pretending otherwise, that's the nuts and bolts of it, you both know it.

So, Just go to a crowded pub, say the above to everyone and eventually some **** will stick to the wall.

Really when you think about it, that is an awful lot of trust to put on a complete stranger...

Adamocovic

I don't think this mystery will ever be solved. One that will stick with me till my death bed.

If it ever is solved I expect an RTE adaption.

Donald Trump

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Since this thread seems to be about Westmeath I'll post here.
Does anyone know a good female doctor?
I have a piercing 'downstairs' that has become infected!

Ah Jaysus, brings back memories


Sure haven't I left a trail of young wans in my wake that I pierced "down there"......and they do be all moaning about becoming infected.


Must be a coincidence that they *all* are getting itchy afterwards

Adamocovic

Donald Trump wrote: »

Ah Jaysus, brings back memories


Sure haven't I left a trail of young wans in my wake that I pierced "down there"......and they do be all moaning about becoming infected.


Must be a coincidence that they *all* are getting itchy afterwards

....Mister President

sbsquarepants

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

Really when you think about it, that is an awful lot of trust to put on a complete stranger...

The eternal balancing act of risk versus reward:D

Reati

FishOnABike wrote: »

Only one thing for it. You'll have to get someone to suck the poison out!:D

On what level is sucking infected puss out of someone sexy....?

Gwen Cooper

Reati wrote: »

On what level is sucking infected puss out of someone sexy....?

I've seen worse things on the internet.

Gravelly

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

I've seen worse things on the internet.

And bookmarked it in case you needed to check it again.

Gwen Cooper

Gravelly wrote: »

And bookmarked it in case you needed to check it again.

I developed some fetishes this way actually.

Saw something by accident, gross, no, do not want. Then I checked it again a few weeks later to make sure that it's really as gross as I remember. Then again. And again. Aaaaaand again. Then subtly presenting it to the guy you sleep with. The joy in his eyes when he finds out that you're turned on by the same weird thing.

Nothing as disgusting as this, but still not something that you would share with your mother.

Gravelly

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

I developed some fetishes this way actually.

Saw something by accident, gross, no, do not want. Then I checked it again a few weeks later to make sure that it's really as gross as I remember. Then again. And again. Aaaaaand again. Then subtly presenting it to the guy you sleep with. The joy in his eyes when he finds out that you're turned on by the same weird thing.

Nothing as disgusting as this, but still not something that you would share with your mother.

Tis all grand until the wife finds your rubber dog suit in the wardrobe.

Gwen Cooper

Gravelly wrote: »

Tis all grand until the wife finds your rubber dog suit in the wardrobe.

I like my dog suits furry.

Rawrrr

beertons

Ikea?

blinding

A Pint of Goo wrote: »

I have no idea how you would find this girl nor do I care. What I want to know is how you managed to pull a bird in a chipper?

As easy as a slice off a potato .

blinding

Its bangers with everything in that chipper .

You just slipped into a worm hole .

Purple Mountain

Adamocovic wrote: »

I don't think this mystery will ever be solved. One that will stick with me till my death bed.

If it ever is solved I expect an RTE adaption.

Isn't there a thread on here about favourite unsolved mysteries?

AllForIt

I find them to be quite fun.

fxotoole

blinding wrote: »

As easy as a slice off a potato .

This is how the OP got the nickname "Tayto"

Gravelly

Has the OP been seen since? We should all have a snackbox for supper to mourn his passing.

Gwen Cooper

Gravelly wrote: »

Has the OP been seen since? We should all have a snackbox for supper to mourn his passing.

Last Activity: 28-05-2018 22:57

:(:(

Gravelly

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

Last Activity: 28-05-2018 22:57

:(:(

Uh oh. I'm guessing the missus didn't like what she heard.

Gwen Cooper

spaceHopper wrote: »

Find a good match for her on rip.ie tell the misses she's dead.

This is the last post he would see before disappearing.

Now he's probably on rip.ie himself. Oh the irony.

Gwen Cooper

There is actually one Trevor on RIP, it says he will be missed by his daughter and parents, but not by the wife.

swaner

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

american ninja warrior wrote: »

Verging on the fcuking ridiculous, virtue signalling  in the extreme
without drink the population of Ireland would collapse

Sure it would. No one ever has sex when they’re not loaded.

Yap ! :) :)

deletthis

Strange smell of fish batter coming from the crematorium last night...

Gwen Cooper

deletthis wrote: »

Strange smell of fish batter coming from the crematorium last night...

....and here I thought that there will be a constructive new post here :rolleyes::D

deletthis

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

....and here I thought that there will be a constructive new post here :rolleyes::D

Sure you'd have to go a loooong way back in this thread to find anything resembling a constructive post :pac:

Gwen Cooper

deletthis wrote: »

Sure you'd have to go a loooong way back in this thread to find anything resembling a constructive post :pac:

Touche.

NickNickleby

deletthis wrote: »

Sure you'd have to go a loooong way back in this thread to find anything resembling a constructive post :pac:

Thank you.


(sorry for the delay, was on hols.)

:pac:

Minister

NickNickleby wrote: »

Thank you.


(sorry for the delay, was on hols.)

:pac:

Where.....the Midlands? Did ya go for chips😉?

Maximiilus

Id love a quarter pounder now

misstearheus

*Subscribes to Thread for the roflcopters and the lollers.*